Anyone have any good stories to tell while I sit through Hurricane Harvey

Anyone have any good stories to tell while I sit through Hurricane Harvey

Saw some niggerfolk from my neighborhood try to loot Deerbrook mall. That was Saturday, haven't seen em since. They probably died.

no one cares about how i met my gf right?

Tell the story I have alot of time

>be me
>15 year old normie
>hard to integrate social norms
>makes everyone awkward in public
>iwanttodie.exe
>tries to kill self
>fails
>ihatemyself.png
>girl (let's call her G) finds me while i'm trying
>talk me out of it
>introduce me to her friends
>feelsgood.png
>fast forward a few weeks
>develop feelings for her
>she's cute, 9/10, a little chubby
>one time she's kissing with her friends because one of her is a bi (like me)
>ask if she wants me to kiss her
>ohshitit'shappening.exe
>but shy as fuck, so only a kiss on the cheek
>starts crying
>says no one ever treated her like me
>says she's been loving me since first sight
>FUCKYEAH.exe

today we're still together, sorry if it sucked i'm not used to greentext

also i had to wait one year to fuck with her since she was only 13, but damn she's really the kind that'd ask you to put it in rough

>me at 8 years old
>with family, goes to a dunkin donuts
>awfully long line to buy donuts
>mom tells me and my siblings to start deciding on what to order
>having a hard time to decide, all look so good
>another family falls in like behind us
>there's this rowdy kid in the family having a tantrum
>starts jumping and ranting
>yells at his mother
>choco wacko!!! i want choco wacko!!!"
>*looks at the donuts on display*
>*sees one choco wacko donut left*
>its our turn at the cashier
>excelent.png
>mom asks me if i have an order
>"get me a choco wacko"
>mom buys the last one for me
>takes it out and eats it
>sodamngood.gif
>on our way out the place
>i hear louder ranting and screaming
>i take another bite
>taste of victory

I look back and wonder how that kid's day went when I ruined it by getting the last donut

Based, congratz

Salvage as fuck

>be 4th grade
>rides bus shuttle to school
>has this mentally challenged kid in the bus
>chubby kid
>he's quite nice tho
>very enthusiastic
>most kids are nice to him
>there's one kid tho
>douche apparently knows how to trigger special kid
>sings the Dunkin Donuts jingle
>special kids starts panicking and yelling
>throws a fit, flailing his arms around
>apparently afraid of the song for some reason
>well what do you expect, special kids
>other kids notice
>sings along
>me included
>this went on every time special kid is on the bus
>we sing the jingle for fun
>panics every time
>kek.gif
>never saw him after 5th grade

>fast forward years later
>me in final year of high school
>about to go home
>sees special kid
>holycow.png
>he's sitting alone
>probably dozing off
>wonders if trigger song still works
>i clear my throat
>".....Dunkin Donuts..."
>special kid sits up
>eyes wide open
>look of panic on his face
>starts looking for the source of the singing
>apparently didnt notice me
>I sing louder
> "DUUUUUNKIN DONUUUUUTTTSSS"
>special kid runs away in panic
>yelling and blabbing gibberish
>high pitch screaming from special kid
>laughs but got to keep quiet
>mysides.png

Once when I was 14 I purposely cut my foot on a piece of wood with a rusty nail sticking out, some bikini-clad women carried me back to my campsite.

definitely died

Pretty good

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Where ya at OP?

I'm in SE side (Shoreacres) here's a pic of the street that you turn down to get to my house.

Any damage for yall?

Hear ya! We had looters in the neighborhood a few hours ago. SWAT got called out to the area

The storm flooded areas near me but not my neighborhood rip

good to hear then. hopefully this cunt of a storm ends soon

People were saying it's taking a turn back to where I live (Houston) but I can't find sources anywhere confirming

man fuck. im right on the border

>be me
>twenty-five years old
>have this dog
>i keep it inside so it won't get run over.
>driving to work one day
>when i see my dog chasing behind me
>dog attempts to run into other lane
>just then see this pickup truck in other lane
>wellfuck.pdf
>guy hits dog head on
>he stops and jumps out to check
>i park and walk over
>dogs dead or nearly there anyway
>stay calm
>hear this weird rustling sound
>go get gun to help my dog out
>hear the other guy yell
"Where the fuck is my truck?"
>look over
>his truck is missing
>turns out it had rolled off the road and down a fifteen foot drop
>we find it but the dude is still freaking out about his bike
>he had a 2003 Harley Davidson in the bed
>emphasis on had
>it was lying a few feet away and mostly undamaged