I have a problem, Sup Forums
My wife and I have an incredible sex life. We fuck all kinds of ways, and one of my favorites is to oil her big titties up and fuck 'em. The thing is, whenever we do this, she laughs. She has never laughed during sex, during handjobs or blowjobs, just while tittyfucking. This shit is distracting, and I want to bring it up, but idk if I want to know the answer.
TL;DR my wife laughs when i tittyfuck her. Pic related. What do, Sup Forums?
are you the baby
she thinks its funny. jesus relax and enjoy your life. find some real problems to worry about.
Just mention next time you want to do it that it puts you out of the mood when she laughs. Don't see why you couldn't just do that yourself...
Maybe she laughs because your dick looks so small between her big titties, same prob with fat asses,
or she laughs because it feels tickly?
Because its silly. Youre rubbing your dick on her.
If she rubbed her titty on your arm, would you laugh? Tell me thats not just completely silly and not at all sexy for the one being rubbed on.
have you got a small benis?
tonnes of nerves on them tiddies, ofc your furry prick tickles them
now post her tits and don't fall for the bait, these faggots want you to post your dick, don't fall for the bait, post tits. ignore the faggots
That's our daughter
Idk why but I feel apprehensive about even mentioning it. Tittyfucking is one of my all-time favorite fetishes and I don't want her to feel offended or self conscious.
>Maybe she laughs because your dick looks so small between her big titties
She never laughs during sex, seems to enjoy herself quite thoroughly if I may be so bold, so I doubt this is the case
>it feels tickly
I hope the answer is that simple
Oh man. Talking is important.
Usually there are 2 reasons for a Woman laughing at a titfuck.
1. She cant understand your horniness to fuck her lovebags.
2. She is amused how simpel a mans Brain Works and is delighted that you worship her tits that Way. Makes her feel in control.
Most likely both.
Get over it
>i have a problem b
>my wife and I have an incredible sex life
Pick one
You know that sex is just two people rubbing various body parts against various other body parts.
Whats that pic
You should post more pictures of your fake wife.
She never lets me keep titty pics, the best I got is cleavage
Ok
I know exactly who that women is and her husband.. She's cheating on him unfortunately. So yea bro enjoy. Chicks always kinda find it funny.
Yes she's fuckin around with exactly who you think.. :)
FUCK I KNEW IT
I'M GONNA KILL THAT ASSHOLE
Your obviously a lying sack of dog shit. How in the hell could you be so damn insecure that you can't confront her about her laughing while titty fucking? You have got to be the biggest pussy to ever walk this earth.
dam she's hot bud
i'm focking jealous
her boobs are probably ticklish
seriously though what the fock are you doing on here ?
>lets mr
u wot m8?
Also, she's fuckin hot OP. Post more. I know you got some pool/beach shots laying around...
Should have said
>lets me
Op?
Her laughter is obviously a defense mechanism meant to disguise the inevitable horror and shame felt by a previously proud black woman having her ample bosom awkwardly humped by the long-lost Weasley brother.
She goes through my phone and deletes them if I don't delete them myself
Haha roasted. You should have called me "nerdy Zach galafanakis" but it was still 7/10
have you ever watched a child so engrossed in play that are almost oblivious to the world around them? they are so incredibly immersed in whatever they are doing is is entirely consuming for them, the world almost doesn't exist. i say child because it's most often seen with childrens wonder with a world that hasn't yet lost it's shine and novelty.
it's genuinely joyous to see and if you truly understand that person you can't help but find their joy infectiously contagious. that's you buddy. you're wife sees you so incredibly overjoyed tity fucking her and she sees your joy; that makes her happy. i'd guess she loves you. next time she's laughing, look straight back and smile at your beautiful wife who's having so much fun she can't contain laughter. look back at her, smile and laugh back
You realize there are ways to hide pics on your phone right? Jesus how sheltered are you?
God damn son that brought a tear to my eye. Eloquent, succinct, beautiful. I love this goddamn website. Thank you user
Teach me your ways. I'm pretty useless when it comes to technology.
It really kinda pissed me off. We started dating at 15 and she sent me the first titty pic when we were like 6 months in. When I was underageb& I used to bait anons on Sup Forums with it. When I said she was 15 I got banned but people lost their SHIT
Did you put that marquise monstrosity on her finger? She's suffering enough from your poor choices, let the girl have a laugh.
Jesus Christ your such a cuck. Just search your app store..
You know why? Because it tickles, she's not laughing at you.
Source: I'm a girl
that's his point, goofball.
getting trololololed
Read the file name
Looks like this close up. I thought it looked nice.
tits, bitch
you should have gotten pear-shaped
then give it to her and say, "it reminds me of you... pear-shaped"
If you're not OP fuck off, I'm giving genuine advice you beta. Has that ever worked for you? No? There's a reason why it doesn't
If you are OP fuck off too, this is the kind of advice you're looking for
.78 VS2 K? Probably EGL too. All the cucks get EGL...
Damn son get your eyes checked. With her tits and ass she's clearly an hourglass
OP here. Thanks for letting me know how much it tickles. I'll try to ignore it next time, lol
Nobody faults you for giving your advice. If you don't want to show your tits, stop announcing your femininity. When I express my opinion, I don't follow it up by declaring that I have a penis. Your statement should stand on its own, genderless.
I never got the main diamond certified. It was my mother's diamond, I just put it in a new setting.
No, OP is less likely to believe me if I didn't mention it and also the rule for tits or gtfo is say it to girls that are attention whoring and being a tease, not to those where it is essential towards a story. With my comment, I had hands on experience.
Did she hide it in her ass? Have you? Jewelry is intrinsically worthless unless it has been crammed into an ass for fear of confiscation.
No worries, those are just sensitive areas bro, same how some girls giggle when they're being eaten out
Brb, gotta go convince my wife to forcibly insert her wedding ring into her anus.
well you got my attention and you're undoubtedly a whore, therefore my demands are unwavering.
its not the same unless she's under duress. Take her to Charlottesville to complete the ritual.
On one hand, you make a very good point.
On the other, I see no tits. Gtfo.
Jesus dude give it a rest, you will get 0 tits out of this
Should I whip her?
It doesn't work like that, you GTFO you waste of space. OP appreciated such advice and you're just being a whiny twat
You're still not OP.
true, but I have made a woman feel objectified and marginalized, so my rest will be easy.
You mean you aren't already?
Never change, Sup Forums
I meant more than usual, obviously
kek
I am aware of the fact I'm not OP.
My demands for tits still stands.
we're not after tits anymore. we're settling for general demeaning at this point.
OP here
*ahem*
GET OUT OF MY THREAD ROOOOOOOO
*tips fedora*
*flashes gold-toothed grin*
Heh
Nothin' personnel, kid
You can demean them, if you want. I have my standards.
Fuck off OP, show me your wife's tits and then we'll talk
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> (OP)
>have you ever watched a child so engrossed in play that are almost oblivious to the world around them? they are so incredibly immersed in whatever they are doing is is entirely consuming for them, the world almost doesn't exist. i say child because it's most often seen with childrens wonder with a world that hasn't yet lost it's shine and novelty.
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>it's genuinely joyous to see and if you truly understand that person you can't help but find their joy infectiously contagious. that's you buddy. you're wife sees you so incredibly overjoyed tity fucking her and she sees your joy; that makes her happy. i'd guess she loves you. next time she's laughing, look straight back and smile at your beautiful wife who's having so much fun she can't contain laughter. look back at her, smile and laugh back
>>Posts chimp porn
I have no titty pics, you'll have to settle for cleavage
Actually no, I pity you more than anything for thinking this is a show of your masculinity "I s-showed h-her good guys"
Well it's not gonna work I've been here long enough faggots
Lmao I just noticed this
Well she sent you one titty pic and you put it in b/
I think you just answered why she doesn't let you keep them
Joke's on you, faggot.
I've always been a nigger lover
A rare red haired chipmunk appears
She never knew about that, though.
I... I think the jokes still on you...
Hey man, I have a beautiful wife and child. More than you'll ever have.
I bought a bracelet from kays. Are they egl certified diamonds?
Based on your physique, I'm pretty sure you've always had more than I'll ever have.
Sounds like your zoo is flourishing as well...
Bracelet diamonds are typically not graded, especially not at Kay. You might want to make sure they aren't CZ tbh...
>Based on your physique, I'm pretty sure you've always had more than I'll ever have.
There's always 1 thing you'll always have over me: you ate way more Twinkies
How'd a dweeb like you pull off a black chick?
Bangarang Rufio
She's laughing because it's funny watching a grown ass ginger man trying to hump anything and everything like a chihuahua in heat instead off fucking her pussy like you're supposed to.
I ask myself this everyday
Ok thanks
I fuck her pussy too, didn't you read the OP? Tittyfucking is just a fetish, and not an unusual one at that.
Put clamps on her nipples and tighten them when she laughs.
Hot, but she's not into pain like that. She likes to be choked/have her hair pulled but nothing too crazy
then its your responsibility to get her into pain like that. Come up with a good safeword, and give her a good submissive name. Sure, you could stick with the usuals, "bitch", "slut", "cunt", etc... But in your case, I'd call her "Uncle Tom"
Will do, user
I'll report back with results in a few days
Feed her watermelon and fried chicken during your sad attempt at titty sex. She'll be too preoccupied to laugh
You feel comfortable fucking her tits but not comfortable simply being honest. Why the Fuck are you married?
It might all be good. My first wife would laugh like crazy if I touched her elbow while she was coming down from her orgasm. Laughing is better than having her play dead, ain't it?
My recommendation is to ask if it's OK to keep doing it and if she gets off on it.
Seriously? She probably thinks it feels weird in a nice way, that or the sound it makes is funny idk. Seriously though, if this is your only issue you're in the clear, talk to her like an adult and sort out your shit if need be.
She thinks its funny stupid.
I wish my dog could laugh when I tit fuck her too but the most I get is happy panting.
Be thankful you twit.