Would you fuck a planet/star/celestial body?

Would you fuck a planet/star/celestial body?
Be honest.

>he doesn't want to fuck the Sun
dat mass

I already told you niggers who was the best

Nigga she's shit.
The sun's smokin' hot, Mars can't even compete.

>im
>fucking
>plying

>wanting to fuck a fatty made of hot gas
please

>fatty
Get a load of this fucker
The Sun is thicc, THICC

>thicc shit
nigga i'm a fatfag and even i recognize that thicc's shit

Holy shit, is this an actual fucking thread? The answer is yes by the way. Sun master race is here.

Trips confirm
Everyone who doesn't think that the Sun is god tier is a plebeian with shit taste.

Thicc is just a meme that fatfags rally behind in order to seem less degenerate
>t. fatfag who rallies behind thicc in a vain attempt to seem less degenerate

This is the ideal female body.
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Fun fact:
Every Sunfucker is actually into inflation. This is proven from the massive amounts of gas in the Sun

>calling the sun fat
Excuse me, but the Sun is a dwarf star. It's just that all of the planlets around the Sun make it look bigger than it really is.

The Sun is a cute extra small femme star. Stop spreading misinformation.
I would let the sun gas me desu.

THE
SUN
IS
FAT
A FAT BITCH NEXT TO A LANDWHALE MAY NOT BE AS FAT AS THE LANDWHALE BUT SHE'S STILL FUCKING FAT

THE SUN IS THICC AND CURVY, SHITPOSTER!
I BET YOUR FAVORITE PLANET IS URANUS, TOO!

I
WANT
TO
FUCK
NEPTUNE
THE SUN IS A SHIT WAIFU

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the sun is HOT

would fuck

neptune a shit

>t. Venusfag

I'm more of a Mercury fag myself.
Extra small planets a best.

Whats your opinion on flat planets such as earth?

Literally shit-tier.
Moving out as soon as they invent space travel.

omg yes
>Pluto waifu
>petite, flatchested tsundere
>fuck the shit out of it
>oh fuck Charon jwas watching
>joins in
>incest threeway
>nut so hard I make a second Oort Cloud
>feelsgoodman.jpeg

>Earth
>Liking used goods

Black holes are just the universe's ass

But black holes can give you the biggest SUCC of your life, until it sucks you so hard it transports you into a parallel universe

As I have an intense phobia of Jupiter, no. I would not.

>intense phobia of Jupiter
How?
Why?
Please tell us more

>imagine falling into that Red Spot
>forever
>while countless moons race across the sky, mocking you

This sounds like a good greentext.

Isn't there like a giant black hole somewhere that is going to eventually suck everything up?
Space is scary, man.

What kind of Fetish is that?
I want names

Some kind of planet fucking fetish.

This whole thread

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Well. I think I saw enough of this post

fucking kek

bump for planet fucking

Spinning balls dont exist. Stars do and they are lights. Try fuck light. I don t think you can.