Official Phoenix Coyotes @ Chicago Blackhawks Game Thread

7:30 Puck drop
Hawks comfy home
Grab your beers lads.

Got my beer.
Got my jersey
Time to get comfy

>Lauren Magiera
Fumbling over words already
Man, I hate this bitch.

>beer
Check
>Pizza
Check
>Hawks PJs
Check

Let's get comfy

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SCHMALT LIQUOR

Attaboy schmaltzy!!!

Schmaltz liquor!!

>got NHL 17
>start career mode
>Q sends me down to the fucking Icehogs
also
SCHMALTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you look at his daughters or something?

>mfw da yotes beat da memehawks

Did you fuck one of his daughters?

Sadly Press X to oggle Q's Duaghter isn't an in-game option

Time to write an angry letter to EA.

That and the fact that there's no ability to use or even buy local announcer voicepacks

I can only take so much of Doc and Eddie instead of Pat and Eddie (but at least EA isn't completely evil and Pierre isn't there)

EA is leaving money on the table by not trying to sell me a Foley voice pack

Give him a reason to make him stay there.


>Dear EA, I wanna go hardcore on NHL 17, but Q won't let me. I want a refund. kthxbai

>The second period *mumble*of blackhawks..........
Jesus, Eddie is already fucked.

That's a good idea.
Don't tell them though, EA doesn't need any more jewy ideas

Okay.

Typical reddithawks lmao

FUCK

HARTMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HARTZY!!! Fugg yea

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HITMAN

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This guy is so much better than Shaw ever was

wew hartman

This is some interesting hockey.

its always interesting with blackhakwks

I meant more that Hawks are playing down to the Yotes level with the shitty defence and somewhat lackadaisical passing.

I might be going to the game on Sunday

The Hawks always play down to their opponents. That's what makes it interesting

Why? So you can leave early?

KANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not always. Often enough definitely, but not always. The games before the mandated week break are evidence of this.

KANERRRRR


Never doing that again, I learned my lesson

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THERAPIST

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Do not engage him.

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Not so fast, redditcucks!

>it's going to be one of those games

Classic slowzival

FUCK

Just retire already Crawford you fucking bum

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FUCKING HELL

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please please buy out crawshit's contract. enough IS ENoughf

kek

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Time to break out the fucking Absinthe.

I think I'm going to listen to Blackened now. Thanks music guy.

music guy has been killin it

SIERRA SANTOS!
LEMME AT THEM CANS, GIRL

Low hanging fruit but I'll take it.

SOFT SERVE

TOUGH GUYS

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ROSIE?!

ROSI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hawks you have to win this after the shitshow morning we got with the bulls today.

ROSI
fuck sake

>apehoop

Jesus christ eddie.

E D D I E

HAMMER IS KILL?

>kerfuffle

I was not drunk enough ready for this one

>OR COREY CRAWFORD
LEL

>kane forcing the goalies legs open then sliding it right down the middle

HE

GETS

WHAT

HE

WANTS

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THERAPIST STRIKES AGAIN

>I was not drunk enough ready for this one
>drunk enough ready
We each have our drunken trial by fire. Seems you're doing fine.

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RAPE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

arizona is a boring ass state and couldnt wait to move back to God-tier Chicago.

move to Peoria bud

>puck is going in the net
>"better dive for the post with my crotch so the ref blows the whistle"

nice sport

Every fucking Yotes game is a high-scoring affair where it goes back and forth and back and forth or it's a Hawks shutout.


Every fucking time.

Don't kid yourself, illinois is a shit state too.

>Yotes d man
Fuck that guy

>Peoria
Nah fuck that gay noise

Im from Oak Lawn (border suburb) and absolutely loved it.

whats wrong with Peoria?

>Smoke Lawn

>middle of nowhere
>shitty river hicks come in from the sticks every day and clog up everything

Nothing m8. I was just havin a giggle. Mainly that it isn't Bloomington/Normal.

so true. hate to say that i contributed to that stereotype.
love my hometown though

Holy shit that bloody ice lmao

>Eddie
>Sharp tonight

Oh Pat

Elgin reporting in

Don't tell me you're a St. Linus faggot

>going to private schools

I went to OLCHS
95th street fo life

I'm from mokena

I missed this goalfest to fix my sink woth epoxy?

FUCK THAT STICKY SHIT

literally nothing aside from a good discgolf course

>The street of 30mph and asshole cops
lol ok

Go play on I-80 faggot

>ctrl+f naperville
>no results

Tell me more about the semen driven strayan genocide.

Why are you so fucking shitty towards our aussie bro and his hot pinoy wife

>muhhh downtown OL speedlimit

lel i live off 95th and harlem nigger. its 45 here right off i-294 then down to 35 once you hit hickory hills

the gubment kidnapped abo kids put them in Church schools to culturally enrich them with the white mans knowledge. The idea is theyd become white culturally, work for white people and then have kids thus eradicating the abo menace through a couple of generations

this was in the 50s

>95th and harlem
>houses
I take that shit every day and you sure as fuck aren't living in Culvers

Fuck you being so close to Chipotle and Chik-fil-a tho

And nothing of value was lost.