I'M A PAID SHILL

I admit it, I am a paid shill.

I don't support any candidate, and was recruited after shitposting on Twitter.

I made the Cruz General threads and also several of the Hillary General threads. If you notice, they were the same format.

Ask me anything.

Other urls found in this thread:

tedcruz.org/volunteer/
tedcruz.org/l/conservatives-are-uniting-2/
youtube.com/watch?v=28LqqfudWe4
youtube.com/watch?v=ivKPNYrbA2c
youtube.com/watch?v=Vtk7L1GKT2I
politico.com/story/2016/03/insiders-to-trump-no-majority-no-nomination-221219
youtube.com/watch?v=9slvYjAaS3U
youtube.com/watch?v=2ye1KDm3t4Q
youtube.com/watch?v=kFI9QAbrKnw
youtube.com/watch?v=x8BWRfOGB2M
youtube.com/watch?v=Sl9-tY1oZNw
youtube.com/watch?v=HQLfaXzgE-0
youtube.com/watch?v=TM6qRl3dSME
realclearpolitics.com/epolls/latest_polls/pres_general/
tedcruz.org/
ontheissues.org/Senate/Ted_Cruz.htm
hillaryclinton.com/volunteer/
hillaryclinton.com/contribute/donate/
youtube.com/watch?v=yVti3OxgvEg
youtube.com/watch?v=8Vzz4mTWqkA
youtube.com/watch?v=-2ZGMZ-dB6w
youtube.com/watch?v=Dg0i9G3n8mQ
youtube.com/watch?v=GHp69F7vrLU
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=QfwhI5N95y8
hillaryclinton.com/
hillaryclinton.com/issues/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

how can i get recruted and get money for shilling?

I just got recruited on Twitter months ago. I thought it was fake at first. I was posting anti-Trump memes.

We are divided into groups, and each group has a certain number of shills and we are given a different community to post on.

In my case, it was Sup Forums on Sup Forums.

Wow. This post really makes your think. I am now a #Cruzmissile.

I have the copypastas too.

You cannot get to 1237 delegates, Donald.
The second ballot is waiting for me.

>Delegates
Truth Telling Ted & Courageous Carly: 546
Deceivin' Sniveling Coward: Who Cares
Geez Oh Golly: Pancakes

>Volunteer for Cruz:
tedcruz.org/volunteer/

>Donate to Cruz:
tedcruz.org/l/conservatives-are-uniting-2/

>Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina on HANNITY 4/29/16
youtube.com/watch?v=28LqqfudWe4

>IN GOV MIKE PENCE ENDORSES CRUZ
youtube.com/watch?v=ivKPNYrbA2c

>Ted Cruz ANNOUNCES Carly Fiorina as VP Pick
youtube.com/watch?v=Vtk7L1GKT2I

>Insiders to Trump: No majority, no nomination.
politico.com/story/2016/03/insiders-to-trump-no-majority-no-nomination-221219

>CRUZ HUMILIATES TRUMP, CALLS HIM A SNIVELING COWARD
youtube.com/watch?v=9slvYjAaS3U

>Ted Cruz destroys dindu in debate
youtube.com/watch?v=2ye1KDm3t4Q

>Can't Heckle the Conservative Cruzader
youtube.com/watch?v=kFI9QAbrKnw

>Ted Cruz doesn't fall for Liberal "Gottchya" BS
youtube.com/watch?v=x8BWRfOGB2M

>Global Warming Retards killed
youtube.com/watch?v=Sl9-tY1oZNw

>Ted Cruz BTFO liberal media
youtube.com/watch?v=HQLfaXzgE-0

>Donald Trump put in place vs a True Conservative
youtube.com/watch?v=TM6qRl3dSME

>Trump Only Candidate to Lose to Hillary Clinton
realclearpolitics.com/epolls/latest_polls/pres_general/

tedcruz.org/

ontheissues.org/Senate/Ted_Cruz.htm

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General Election? DEAL ME IN!

Time for Trump and his dangerous rhetoric to be vanquished by HILLARY! #ImWithHer

>Electoral votes
Beautiful Hillary: 0
Deceivin' Don: 0

>Volunteer for Clinton:
hillaryclinton.com/volunteer/

>Donate to Clinton:
hillaryclinton.com/contribute/donate/

>Hillary Clinton on CNN 5/2/2016
youtube.com/watch?v=yVti3OxgvEg

>Hillary BTFOs Trump on MSNBC with Andrea Mitchell 5/3/2016
youtube.com/watch?v=8Vzz4mTWqkA

>Hillary impersonates Donald Trump and ABSOLUTELY EMBARASSES HIM:
youtube.com/watch?v=-2ZGMZ-dB6w

>Hillary absolutely destroys Trump
youtube.com/watch?v=Dg0i9G3n8mQ

>Love and Kindness
youtube.com/watch?v=GHp69F7vrLU

>HILLARY FIGHTS FOR YOU!
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=QfwhI5N95y8

hillaryclinton.com/

hillaryclinton.com/issues/

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First off, your flag confirms.
Did you get paid .05$ everytime you shit posted? Or whats the pay rate?

How does it feel to sell your soul, OP?

So it is essentially a situation where they will contact you, and not the other way around?

I'm certainly interested in shitposting for money. Currently unemployed and in serious debt-related trouble.

What was the pay and schedule like?

Every post I make gets screenshotted. I get paid 10 cents a post.

A FUCKING LEAF

So tell me leaf, how many shills are designated for Sup Forums and do you guys have specific times that ye come out in force?

just ten cents a post? Seems like it's not really worth it.

Each group has to achieve a certain amount of posts a week. If the group fails to meet their cap, the person who did the least gets replaced.

So I have to keep up with the shitposting if I wanna stay in.

heres another pasta i frequently use:

ITS NOT OVER AHAHAHAHA! CRUZ IS OFFICIALLY BACK BABY!!!!

YOU PLAYED RIGHT INTO MY TRAP OH DONALD AhahahahahaaHHAHHAHAAHA

We CruzMissiles have the best memes
Get over here Donald
you sniveling coward
Keep Heidi out of your mouth little man

TRUMP BTFO!!!

how do they check if you're doing your work?
how much do you get paid?
do you get paid per post?

How much money did you make in total?

A lot, different time zones too.

It wasn't too many until he got the nomination. Hillary's superpac actually hired thousands more.

each post is screenshotted

if i screenshot triggered replies as well, thats bonus money

Do you get extra pay for each (you)?

Let me ask did you learn anything?

1 post per minute. It adds up.

Dump a few for proofs, want to believe this is true.
^Also this
>tfw this is a slide thread and he's making all that monies

How many cocks can you now fit in your arse, unlubed?

so far?

couple hundred for shitposting

well, you probably don't care, but those posts were extremely ineffective
we thought you were just joking

Yea
How many hours did you shit post per day?

>Hillary's superpac actually hired thousands more.
Just how desperate are Hillary and Correct the Record?

its not meant to make u a cruz or hillary supporter

theyre meant to stir shit up and create distractions from donalds rise

Get a real job.

If you had the evidence and went public with this, you might make bank by talking to conservative news companies about it and spilling all the beans. And it would be great lulz for all of us.

I did notice!

A

FUCKING

BURNING

LEAF

Nice bait retard. Many idiots fall for it.

theyre terrified of donald

they actually get mad if groups fail to shitpost to their weekly cap

You should get a Sup Forums pass to maximize your shilling
Or did they get rid of that?

How much were you paid per shilling? One shilling?

read thread

Probably paid in the cuckistani currency, I think it was called Euros.

Somehow I can't quite beleaf you.

t. Director of the DEA

1 post per minute. 10 cents per post. $6.00/hr of nonstop shitposting.

LOL. Enjoy your poverty.

i dont care too much about politics, im only here for the cash

im not even american

poverty? i literally get paid to trigger idiots like u

i have a great time doin it.... literally smoke a bowl, then start shitposting and makin $ sittin on my ass

ANOTHER PASTA:

Give me Valid Reasons No fucking memes.

- She is the most qualified by far.

- She will raise the minimum wage.

- She will abolsih university debt.

- She will expand Obama-Care.

- She will Protect American Allies.

- She will lower taxes on the working and middle class while raising it on the top 1%

- She was one of the best secretary of State ever:

- She took the reins from a Bush administration that had left America’s reputation deeply damaged, restored American foreign policy and planted the seeds for the foreign policy successes we see today

- Big Role In Killing Bin Laden

- 50 percent increase in exports to China, aggressive work on climate (particularly at Copenhagen),

- an effort to create and implement the toughest sanctions ever on Iran—helping to lead us to the agreement currently on the table.

- Great Record in the Senate and as First Lady with too many accomplishments too list here.

- She ios the most electable, starting out with roughly 250 electoral votes and the unwavering support from women, hispanics, blacks, and millenials.

Compare that too fucking Drumpf. A fat loser joke candidate who is a known racist and idiot who never achieved anything except for inheriting a bunch of money.

Even Drumpf thought that Hillary was so awesome that he donated money to her charitable organizations. Drumpf is nt evena conservative he is a demagogue LARPING as a nationalist.

This desu, You'd get much more for working at a fucking burger place.

You have to think that he can be doing this all day. And shitposting is easy

Talking about Trump is supposed to draw people away from Trump?

What is the name of your employer?

...

Can confirm this one is being used:

Can you provide any proof you got paid?

How does it feel to know your failed, feeble attempts to sway voters against Trump....has blown up in your face and your efforts were not your desired outcome?

Heh...you were paid for being a failure, pitiful.

You have no honor.

Money is not all in life.

>things that never happened

Do the mods ever stop you?

...

ask the guys flooding Sup Forums with the 24/7 Trump General threads

>and also several of the Hillary General threads.

Hook me up with your employer, I'm willing to betray Sup Forums for a few shekels. Judas did nothing wrong.

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