/mlb/ General- MB edition

In honor of 56 getting his jersey retired

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Mets

suck.

Mariners!
Last thread was shit desu

Kipnis

I'm okay with this.

>Buehrle
Hall of Very Good general?

Awlright, we're back.

Hey, what keeps Mark Buehrle from the HoF and are there other players in his similar position?

hey mike
what do you think of Mark Burly?

YOU JUST KNOW

I don't think of him as a Hall a faima.

Did you go out and look for a job today user? Did you go out and look for a job instead of wasting your time calling into radio shows to discuss sports?

HE WUZ A COMPILUH
GET THAT THRU YAW THICK SKULL FAW WUNCE
YEW PLAY FAW TWO THOUSAND YEEZ OYD BET YOU WERD GET TUH THREE HUNDRED WINZ YAWSELF OGHKAY

Hey, long time long time, you think the Yanks will relocate to Montréal after going 0-162 this season, I mean New York doesn't need two teams

Hey Mike! First time listener, long time caller. Do you think the Mets should sign Alex Rodriguez to play third?

Y'know, oy've actually been ter Montreawl. They're koynd of weird there. They're weird people. Good people! Weird though. You evuh been to Montreawl, Monz?
One toym I went to a restawrant there and I couldnt find diet coke on the menu because they speak German there.

rags

*cuts you off*

No no we're not doin A-Rod terday, oghkay. Not doin A-Rod terday, we did A-Rod awl last week.

Based Buehrles

Based Buehrle.

The homer in me wants to yell Hall of Fame, but other than his consistency, he wasn't elite just very very good.

If more pitchers kept the same game tempo he did, these bullshit manfred time reducing rules probably wouldn't be a thing.

Is Francesa actually shit or is his style just a meme?

Nats desu senpai

TYBB

>that Buehrle Sale duel took less than 2 hours
Pottery

Hue bro keeps getting digis for Kippy!

He has both haters and fans
The golden age ended a while ago though

Ragonk

*blocks your basepath

*blocks your career development*

He wasn't really that bad til maybe 5 years ago. It's tough to listen to now. Especially since the show before his is so good, bro.

Hey

Fuck

You

Rags

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AL:

Yankees: jews, muh past
Red Sox: bombston, baaaawston
Rays: no fans, only fan in jail
Jays: STEVE PEARCE, A FUCKING LEAF
Orioles: murdermore? Chimpout?

Royals: no fans before 2014, meme fans
Tigers: detoilet, verlander shittalking
White Sox: BIG RED DOWN ARROW, whos
Twins: t_s, mauer?
Indians: no fans, racist Wahoo

Angels: angles, wasting trout?
Athletics: ?
Mariners: no fans, us 12s, us 10s
Rangers: >rags
Astros: lastros?

NL

Phillies: Orson wells posting
Braves: barves, the haunting memory of neon deon
Marlins: no fans, centerpiece?
Mets: rotation injuries
Nationals: WHERES,WOW,HEY

Pirates: pie rats, volquez reminder
Brewers: ?
Cubs: 108 year goat curse, lifelong boystowners
Cardinals: Meth, """""""best""""" fans in baseball
Reds: ?

Rockies: meme park, ?
Giants: bumgarner, Kershaw reg season stats
Dodgers: dg, kershaw postseason stats
Diamondbacks: ?
Padres: ?

what?

Autism

Me on the right

Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans

daily reminder that reminding everyone that beating the doyers is like winning the world series to giants fans is like winning the world series to doyers fans

Regal's

Daily reminder that winning the World Series is like winning the World Series for royals fans

Hey Mike, first time caller. Is it true you're getting replaced by Chris Christie?

What team does he support, /mlb/?

What team does he support, /mlb/?

When's he coming back? I'm so tired of these jets and Mets wfan hosts only talking jets and Mets. THEYYYYYYYY STINK!

He isn't number one for nothing. They don't call him the sports Pope for nothing, either, augkay?

he looks like he could be a cards fan

he looks like he could be a red sox fan

the team that forces pre-teen girls to show their feet to him. Dude is a pervert scumbag.

>rags come closest to that

>it's a Canada doesn't win the Worlds Eries episode

There's going to be two new announcers on MLB The Show 17. I hear that they picked Joe Buck and Harold Reynolds, but that may just be rumors.

cool
joe buck is great

>Retiring Mark fucking Buerhle's number

More embarrassing than Guaranteed Rate field desu

someone remind me why i waste my time on this shitty general

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Who's the new Doyer broadcaster?

Did they?

star-telegram.com/news/local/community/fort-worth/article59623741.html
>rags

They're just going to use their Spanish language guy for the main broadcast now since 90% of their fans speak Spanish anyway

who is that guy?

he pitched a perfect game there

R A R E

A

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They retired Paulie's number 2 years ago,was that embarrassing?

Hows American Samoa?
Better than regular Samoa?

how do you fucks keep going through threads so quickly

I enterered the last thread at 67 posts, now were already at a new one

the last thread was derailed by handegg faggots

>tfw Edgar is getting his uni retired
wew lad
HOF soon

i have nothing else going on in my life other than shitposting in an offseason general filled with idiots

i think theres a good chance he wont get in but him going through hof eligibility and raising the dh question will get ortiz in
feels not good

Tru
but then what if he doesn't get in and they use Ortiz to test the question

HEY

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Oh, hey Bryce

Oh, hey Matt

depends on the game and the odds

local Little League

Oh, hey doc

Oh, hey Barry

Oh, hey Bud

Oh, hey Rob

still get major feels from this video

youtube.com/watch?v=nuwYjjqNEnw

HEY

>disrespecting mark buerhle

out

looks like sam and frodo lol excep t they're doing gay stuff instead of whatever

they look nothing like sam and frodo and going to mount doom is homoerotic as fuck get out of here

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elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness
>tfw no old/fat

6 more hours
Just 6 more

>my body is ready.

>tfw when in house closer in training

I'm ready to watch the Tiggers light our shit up while we get shutout by Fulmer.

dude 14 seconds lmao

I hope reddit makes another one of these for me too spam this year

Posey
Perez
Lucroy
Sanchez
Ramos

Goldschmidt
Cabrera
Votto
Rizzo
Davis

Altuve
Murphy
Cano
Pedroia
Kinsler

Seager
Lindor
Segura
Crawford
Diaz

Machado
Arenado
Bryant
Donaldson
Beltre

Cespedes
Brantley
Braun
Yellich
Werth

Trout
Pollock
Jones
Turner
Blackmon


Betts
Harper
Mccutchen
Stanton
Gonzalez

Hey guys, anyone have that copypasta of the braves winning the world series?

If not, are there any other delusional mlb copypastas i can spam in here?

What happens in 6 hours?

Babsel
Babsel with the guys we'll be screaming at for the next 7 months. I mean still a month until Opening Day but ST should scratch an itch.

Also Brewers play a college team later, could be silly.

Oh shit, spring training starts today? Didn't know that.

There were a few meme games vs colleges yesterday, but yup. Mlb.com will stream the Yankee-Phillies game.


But we're at the end. It's finally baseball time. We made it.

>mfw Baseball Reference is now mobile friendly