What we got here? A fishing stick made in China, used? That's 20 dollars right there

What we got here? A fishing stick made in China, used? That's 20 dollars right there.

Hmmm, one pre-owned chastity cage with nigger semen on it. The butt plug and chastity device are worth at least 70 dollars tops. I know a guy who can sell this.

>a shattered clay pot made in someone's 5th grade art class

OH MY GOD BRANDO DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? I CAN TELL FROM THE CRAFTSMANSHIP THIS IS A PRE-COLUMBIAN ARTIFACT! THIS COULD BE WORTH MILLIONS! I KNOW A GUY WHO CAN GET US THE LOW DOWN ON THIS HOT PIECE!!

OH LOOK WHAT WE GOT HERE! BOTTLES OF PISS AND SHIT! WE COULD MAKE LITERALLY HUNDREDS WITH THIS CRAP!

>rusted bicycle frame missing both pedals

40 dollar bill

>OH LOOK FOUND A BOX OF OLD MEMES, LETS SEE WHAT WE GOT...MR T ATE MY BALLS, THAT'S A HUNDRED BILL THERE; SQUIRREL WITH GIANT NUTS THAT'S A HALF BILL THERE; CYAN CAT THAT'S ANOTHER HALF BILL THERE; OH SHIT WHAT IS THIS AN ENTIRE ALBUM OF RARE CIAS. GONNA HAVE TO HAVE A FRIEND LOOK AT THIS ONE.

AN ORIGINAL NINTENDO
EASY 13 GRAND

We already made 40 bucks, and there's still like half the storage to check!

>acts like a Mexican gangbanger

>pile of rubbish

lots of money to be made here

Piss soaked bed sheets? 40 dollars all day baby.

Looks like Chuck Liddell if he had leukemia

>This is a 2007 reproduction of The Great Wave off Kanagawa. We could make a fortune off this, easily in the 6 digits!

>What do you we have here? A box of moth-eaten clothes and rat shit? Easy $50 right there. And this box of cum-stained porno magazines? Another $10 a piece.
>Hang on, what's this? Looks like an early Egyptian bust of Nefertiti. I know a guy who can tell us more about it.
>5 minutes later some bald cuck with a shitty suit shows up
>Yep, it's totally real. Worth at least 20 000 dollars.

The Rare "1st generation" nintendo guy kilt hisself

Who was it that found a Playstation 2 and said it was worth almost 5 grand? Laughed so hard when I heard that.

>Hmmm, a half eaten pack of grape flavored Big League Chew?

I'm thinking an easy 6 or 7$ for this one.

you alright bro

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> character estimates it between 4 and 5 grand
> clockface adds 5 grand

Why do I love this show so much?

What do you think this pic is worth? I think it's rare, I sense some money.

>It's a Jarrod and Brandi arguing about budget episode
>It's a Darrell and Brandon makes money despite ignorance episode
>It's a Dave acting cocky and making a fortune on a locker nobody bid on episode
>It's a Barry makes a fool out of himself and loses money episode

While I enjoy the show, it gets too formulaic after a while. And let's not forget the worst one...

>It's a cut to commercial after a sudden discovery episode

>>It's a cut to commercial after a sudden discovery episode

WHAT IS THIS?!?

Why does anyone even watch this shit?
It's literally just some old hick bastards and wannabe gangbangers digging useless junk out of storage containers and old fat white dudes rapidly yelling about bids

YUUUUUUP

You literally just answered your own questien, user.

>tfw you can never be as rich and no care in the world as barry

>implying 'urban youths' wouldn't stand in line to trade their EBT for well aged jenkem