ITT: things nobody would believe and you'd never say in person anyway

ITT: things nobody would believe and you'd never say in person anyway
>tfw 9 inch cock
>tfw still have penis envy
Mfw

I legitimately hear voices. Not in my head, they sound like they are in the room with me, or even from a distance outside. I've heard voices from inside turned off TV's, refrigerators, lamps. But it's always nonsense, or laughter. Hardly ever a full sentence. Been this way for as long as I can remember, and I've Never told a soul.

I killed a psychic vampire that was trying to kill me by jumping into my dreams I got em though and a girl vampire said she wanted to turn me into one but then I woke up

You should take to a psychiatrist

You mean "what in god's cunt", don't you?

That's not especially uncommon. People have hallucinations all the time. Breaving people frequently hear thier dead love ones talking. I for one have thought a thought that wasn't mine before. Read some books by Oliver Sachs he was a neurologist and researcher. He speaks frankly about the universality of the wierd shit our brains do.

I made a deal with myself that I would go see someone if they ever become coherent, or if I ever have any serious paranoia. But I'm 26 and so far it's just nonsense. Like faint dialogue, or random laughter, the occasional sentence but it's just random like "The dog is a mushroom"

As long as you realize they not real you are good. If you start thinking you are Napoleon Bonaparte and the government installed speakers in your fridge and cameras in your gerbils teeth to spy on you, you may have issues

I've actually read a little bit of his work, I'll have to look into it more.

I got HPPD from robo tripping and can see open eye visuals in the dark all the time. If I concentarate on them I can get like the peak of an acid trip, but with out any emotional or mental change.

>being virgin at 49

is that the Hungarian driver from that video? kek what a fucking hero that guy is

No, it's nothing at all like that.

At that point do you lie and claim a religious vow or what? I lost mine at 14, I can't believe people make it to 20 a virgin. I was overweight and dorky as fuck and got pussy all through high school. We are literally designed to fuck, can't imagine going against our design that long.

I count my steps... Like all day. I don't really them up. I get to whatever random number and then restart my count.

I used to always "bounce" my eyes over signs and trees whenever I was a passenger in a vehicle. I would count every 3rd one.

Also I had the highest SAT score for the English and writing section in my High School. I failed senior English twice too. I would ignore all the teachers and read a complete novel or non fiction work every day for 2 years. Smart as fuck but didn't want to play thier game and do homework.

always lied.

a very few suspect something, because between 1995 and 1997 I dated a girl (btw no sex happened).

basically everyone thinks I'm just a normie who is going to turn 50 without having found yet a good woman to marry.

At this point I doubt it's really a goal worth pursuing. You must be content being a bachelor. I have a friend who dated until 22 and fucked around then one day said fuck it. No more bitches for him. Confirmed lifelong bachelor. Almost 40 now, happy as can be living however he wants and beating off to porn for release.

Post dick

I worked in a mental institution that was supposedly haunted. I saw ghosts on more than one occasion. I never believed any of that shit. Now I do.

green text that shit nigga

>smart as fuck
>can't spell "their"
Pick one

I'm on a phone with fat sausage fingers and Google's auto complete. This is a autistic fuckfest not a term paper

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Greentext this shit, really curious

No, I'm tired and am about to take a nap.

But 2 major things that happened was that a person dressed like an old man (this place was for young ppl only; I could not see his face, it was shaded out for some read) came through the door of an empty wing, and came straight for me, roboticaly like he knew what he was doing, and stood over me while I was trying to sneak in a nap in t he lobby...I didn't move because I was scared shitless and the lights were dimmed to almost being off (it was like 2 or 3 am). He then walked into a break room that was pitch black, and never walked out.


The other time I was this milky white figure of a person on the security camera in one of the wings. I replayed the footage and it wasn't on there, but on the exact moment I saw it start to appear on the camera, the footage went dark--like really tinted--and stayed that way.


I quit a few weeks later...I wasn't the first person to quit their nightshift because of this.

Is a 2inch wide penis average or above average?

Close your eyes and press. The fuck more do you want.

How so? The I took like 900mg of dex and smoked a blunt. Was out of my mind delerious and vomiting and shitting from the propelyn glycol. Saw like triple vision for awhile. My pals blanket walked out of the room. Didn't feel right for about a week. Never came fully down from the trip. I have minor visuals constantly for the last 18 years. I did loads of hallucinogens before and after.

I have it mild, more trails then most people see. Fingerprint kinda fuzz on edges with high contrast. I see visual snow (multi color) in the dark like crazy. I can't see shit in low light at all. If I smoke weed or take cold medicine it gets worse. Same with anxiety or migraines. Some poor saps get it so bad they can't read text because it crawls so bad. It's permanent and no effective treatment

No it's a legit question. Kinda tough to describe though.

Thanks. That's neat. How has it effected your life?

>a psychiatrist
no, bad idea

I have what feminist sexuality majors call a conscious cock.
I can keep from cuming with a slight quiver which doesnt matter cause I sent the 3 grils I've been with into convulsions within minutes and to "another plane of existence".
If only I had that rumor going around in highschool.
Only person I've told laughed and it doesn't come up in every day conversation.

Also no 9in cock but I get giddy when there's cock envy for something smaller than myself.

Well I always told myself if I ever saw a ghost I would rush towards it and confirms it's real etc., so that way I know there is an after-life.

And that's about it. There really is something waiting for us all after we die...For some reason it did not make me super-religious like I always thought it would...it has made me more meticulous about being religious truthfully.

I also spent a year reading other people's experiences with ghosts, and compared them to my own to see if they are true or not. I think a tiny amount of people have encountered them, but not enough to make the masses think they are real--and that is why people don't think there is any truth to them.


It also scared me, because if ghosts are real: are demons real? Do ghosts do fucked up shit to people like in movies and old stories? That all had to have come from somewhere right? So if ghosts are real, there must be some truth to that too?

I also will never go to someplace that is haunted ever again...I don't want them to start following me around etc.

Have Fox McCloud as my profile pic everywhere, am not a furry but get mistaken as one because of that.

Used to play Starfox on my SNES, really liked that game, so my usual avatar in things like steam and discord is Fox McCloud, so people mistake me for a furry.

I didn't even know what furry was until people started throwing those accusations at me.

Interesting, thanks

actually the dog is a mushroom.

ive got a top 5 favorite serial killers list

If OP won't deliver, I will.

I killed a tortoise once, it had been attacked by a dog and it wasn't going to survive. But still, fuck