Houston firefighter here providing rescue and relief efforts for Hurricane Harvey. Ask me anything fags

Houston firefighter here providing rescue and relief efforts for Hurricane Harvey. Ask me anything fags.

How long do you think before all the water disipates?

Is your home flooded too?

its hard to tell right because some areas are still getting hit with rain and will be throughout the week.

Yes

Would you suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole?

Get off the way faggot I'm recording water floods, stop pretending you help be you are full of yourself, goddamn I hate firefighters, fucking pyromaniac liars

Does it just absorb into the ground or run off back towards the sea?

if it means we get our retirement back and pay parity with the cops yeah ill take one for the team.

i honestly have no idea how it works i wouldnt want to lie to you.

Shouldnt you be working?

How bad is it in the Cypress-249-1960 area right now, I'm Navy and far from home, worried about all my shit.

Or drinking? While mopping?

Save the people. Protect the infrastructre. Be the superman/woman you were born to be OP.

>At Taco Bell
Beef? Chicken? Steak?

is it wet enough for ya?

i got relieved after working a 72 hour shift

are you on roids?

Where are you right now?

Negative

How many times have you fucked in uniform?

That area was hit very hard last night I wouldnt get my hopes up.

would you consider jacking off in front of a group of rescued people?

Lost count.

>providing rescue
shitposting on Sup Forums

Why are you on Sup Forums instead of helping? Also, post rekt

checkem

are you storing all that water so that you can use it in the coming years to put out fires?

if not why are you planning on wasting water when you had so much FOR FREE?

You have all of my respect. Guys in uniform usually hate wearing it while they fuck

I was relived earlier this morning but I go back in tomorrow.

Or mopping the floor of your house.

Yeah we are storing it in our fire truck water warehouse.

Can you stay at your own crib or do you have to stay somewhere else?

Why aren't you working or sleeping?

Im staying at a friends house for the time being.

My relief came in this morning, Ive been sleeping most of the day.

Have you filed an insurance claim yet?

IS IT WET ENOUGH FOR YA?

what happened to the homeless during the hurricane?

Why did you become a firefighter?

they are the only ones working

They were picked up and dropped off at shelters by city vehicles as far as i know.

I didnt want an office job.

Hey I signed your petition to put it on the ballot!

Any dead people floating around aimlessly?

Have you bargained help for sex yet? If not, why?

>Implying men in uniform need to bargain for sex
>Uniforms make pussy instantly wet

>thinking a uniform gets anything above some 5/10 overweight bar slag "wet"
Obvious larp thread, peace out

Especially when it's standing in 4 feet of water.

cypress creek is like 13 feet over its banks, cypresswood is completely underwater.

all firefighters are on roids. guys on roids dont' like to admit it, they think it's cool to be thought of as natural. i thought you'd be man enough to admit to it. guess not