I have to pose nude for an art class next week. any tips? i'm a 22 year old guy

i have to pose nude for an art class next week. any tips? i'm a 22 year old guy

Try to look off into nothing like a wall or out a window. Looking at the people will make you nervous. Also do all you can to not pop a boner.

shouldn't windows be closed though?

I miss that bitch. whatever happened to her?

Maybe you should try getting an erection. You wouldn't want to look small. Try to get it early on... it might be awkward if you get hard halfway through rather than at the beginning.

For fuck's sake just make sure you have a good boner. Try edging for a while before the session starts. During the session, go through every person in the room and mentally consider how exactly you would most enjoy having sex with that person.
Remember that the only reason they're taking the art class is to see your boner. Don't let them down. Viagra can be your friend.

shave the right side of your bush and let the left side grow

Can you show us what you look like naked? It will help us give you advice.

Step 1: taco bell
Step 2: don't wipe
Step 3: spread'em

yes, this please.

You wanna try getting an erection.

if i get dubs, OP needs to show us his naked body

The dubs have spoken

I agree! Changing the color of your pubes will distract you while you're wondering how one side of the class is doing

OP here

Don't worry. These kids have probably seen dozens of naked people, both in art class and out of it. You won't be anything special. That's why you have to stick a bottle of tabasco sauce in your pooper and slowly push it out over the course of the class.

Agreed

Yeah, I signed up for that when I was like twenty. I was enormously relieved when I showed up and they said they didn't need me after all. But now in my old age I often ask myself if it might not have been better for my life were I to have gone through with it.

We are the sum of our experiences. That which does not kill us outright makes us stronger.

Artfag here. This is true. Not a big deal and understandable if you're nervous. There are strict rules for the students and the students and instructors will be nothing but respectful. Be prepared to be sore from keeping the same position for 20 mins or so and don't be afraid to ask for a break.

Youre gonna want to let the girls jack you off dont worry ive seen on xnxx thats what always happens in art class

actually not bad OP, you have nothing to worry about

those are good tips. thanks!

thank you!

timestamp?? and facing the other way

What if he cums?
Sure it would be weird af

You should take a viagra op.

For a DOZEN reasons.

But mostly...

For the honor of Sup Forums.

sure whatever

Think about what you just asked

bump

what's the point of looking out a closed window though? they probably wouldn't leave it open

Handstand

Nah, everyone has seen cum before. It would be kind-of exciting to see OP spraying cum all over the room and on as many of the budding artists as possible. I bet that some of them would take inspiration and incorporate this into their art pieces.
Do it, OP!

you can see out of windows. even if the window is closed.
i think you mean "if they have the blinds down"

to be a good art model you need to be shameless. as a test to see if you're ready, could you lay back on a table or bent over a table with the camera viewing from between your legs? i'm an artist by the way and have a lot of experience with these matters

ah yes, whoops...

i dont think anyone wants to see me do that hah

maybe not, but think of it as a test to see if you're ready for next week. i'm just tryig to help you out.

ok. give me a minute
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