How do we return b to its former glory???

How do we return b to its former glory???

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By you leaving and take your faggot ass frog with you

wth normie

we need another big terrorist attack similar to 9/11.

Its been dead for years, and its always sucked. Go to another chan.

>Sup Forums
>former glory

Where is there variety, oc, and people willing to take part in funny raids? Its just faggotry and porn here.

Curl your penis back into your ass and tear it up

fpbp

this

We need to get rid of the shitloads of porn and welcome originality, however faggoty it may be.

refunding the star gate program

ban trap threads

I thought that was what /soc/ was introduced for

We should raid Tumblr

Yes

When? Let's start scheduling this shit. Also, there's always December 1st to look forward to.

1. set Sup Forums in broiling pot of 100 degrees
2. wait 10 years
3. if not perfect wait till another big raid happens
4. it never will be perfect

lost me at "get rid of the shitloads of porn"

Bitch these celeb threads are all I ever see. CAN'T I SEE SOMETHING THAT IS ACTUALLY ORIGINAL?

1. Moar lolis.

2. Less traps.

3. No furries.

4. Stop posting retard frogs.

5. No alt-left/alt-right bullshit, it's every bit as cancer as gaymergate and maybe more.

6. More OC.

7. No log threads.

8. Anyone who uses the word "cuck" gets a lifetime permaban and a robot that tracks them to their house and tortures them to death.

9. Porn is okay, but let's make sure it's top-tie and fappable, all right, guys? If you want a melting pot of amateur shit, there's Motherless. Only post the good stuff here.

10. Remember when we used to fuck with people really hard and actually do things for the lulz? Let's do that again.

"normie"

that's exactly the cancer that has killed Sup Forums along with the unfunny pee pee froge faggots.

This guy gets it.

We need another "he will not divide us" guy to fuck around with.

pepe is the only thing keeping this place alive

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Let's fuck with 'em.

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they are already fucked up

Ding ding ding. We have a winrar

Just let it die. And by that, i mean we all collectively lurk and let the pestilence fall before famine

no it fucking isn't

it's the most unfunny, faggot thing i've ever seen. if you think your "ha ha pee pee froje kys normie i am Sup Forums and Sup Forums man reeeee" is the only thing keeping Sup Forums alive than you're brain dead retarded and should jump off a bridge.

Let's make them more fucked up. Let's see if we can get them to a tumblr level of triggered.

>top tier porn
>performed by pros
Pick one.
Most pro porn is laughably fake and complete shit.
If you want quality porn, you have to start with actual sexual intercourse.
I'd much rather see an amateur girl riding her man's cock while they're both screaming and cumming for real.

Listening to the fake squeaks of a disinterested whore and the contrived grunts of her stunt cock du jour until he pretends to cum is not only not arousing, it's insulting.

Let's do this

I remember 05 through 07 as the best years and a significant decline beginning in 08. m00t likened it to performance art. It was a smaller community with way less porn. I think a lot of those oldfags (myself included) got bored with this place and moved on. Come to think of it, the sort of humor that made Sup Forums such a goddamn gem seems all too played out nowadays.

Then there were the raids and trolling which the mods helped stop, there were all the memes that were forged here that inevitably got stale and overused with the help of leddit scum, and what persisted was all the shit that should be on /soc/ and all the porn categories that hasn't been relegated to separate boards.

I hate to say it but Sup Forums has been more reminiscent of classic Sup Forums albeit significantly more hateful. I'm not sure if Sup Forums can ever truly return to its former glory now that it's at the intellectual level of youtube comments, but moving the trap/furry/loli/shota/r34 and all other misfit porn to their own boards would make a big difference.

start dropping bowling balls from the feelsguycopter in the background
> and do the bouncing thing
> fuck mario

You're not wrong. I just think its boring as fuck that 90% of threads are jerk off threads.

Ban all frogposters.

The greatest posts on Sup Forums involve truly bizarre and unexpected things. Raids are classic, and we should plan more of them, but Pisslord was amazing to witness. We need more shit like that.

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
NORMIES GET OUT

Lets fuck with googles top searches

we need more traps...

Good idea. But how?

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Lets all write the same cancer over and over in the search bar.
But what is the phrase my fellow faggot?????

But that shit can't be cultivated. It just happens.
And its' still happening even now. Difference is there's like 9x the traffic there used to be and shit moves a lot faster now. If a topic doesn't draw some interest in the first few minutes now, it's going to 404.

Bumpelstilskin

start accusing buzzfeed of something awful, things are being fleshed out here

>no log threads
>porn is okay
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I think this is what you're looking for.

They are funded by the government to control people!!!

We simply don't.

you and me both. I have been in a lurking statee since '09-ish and I was just thinking about how it seems so much less creative now.

I blame cell phones, honestly.

>Moar lolis
user, get help.

>Sup Forums
>former glory
this place has always been a stinking pile of shit

yeah, this is fairly accurate

post original threads; comment original things in these threads.

I sometimes see what could be a very interesting thread pop up but get very few replies. If we want originality, we all have to contribute in our own little ways.

Don't be afraid to start a post about something you're interested in that doesn't have its own board or has a board that is too slow.

Don't be afraid to give honest and insightful replies - not every comment has to be making fun of another user. We're really one big family, and we should treat each other as such.

these two

We dont. We let the candle slowly burn out. So sayeth the dubs.

I like you.

Yeah, the good old days.

When Sup Forums was 99% DESU spam, motivationals, shitty stream/chat site spam, personal army requests, spamming non-nudes of gf's seeking approval and CP/Beast spam.

At least traps and fags who like traps admitted they were gay back then.

Bring back bomb threats

I miss the CP

I don't want to see that shit, but it did keep the riffraff out.

Looks like a gay / faggot hangout now

The fact that the other thread about attacking reddit or whatever is doing better is everything wrong with Sup Forums today.

anyone else remember Jericho Only? Can't believe that was 7 years ago

Spread the old fake instructionals that cause idiots to suicide themselves.