How can one man be so based?

Upcoming projects he is working on:
Pepe le Pew movie
Live action Pokemon movie
Live action Azumanga Daioh tv show
Dirk Daring tv show

Based Landis

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How would you even make a live action Azumanga Daioh?

> Live action Azumanga Daioh tv show

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's fun, search Max Landis's tweets for the word 'helicopter'. You will be surprised how frequently it turns up. The return of the repressed.

The odds of even one of these actually happening is probably pretty low

>man

Nu-males aren't men

>Live action Azumanga Daioh tv show
what the hell

why would anyone give him money to make another movie after the stinking turd that is American Ultra

his family is only good at one thing and thats killing gooks

He doesn't make movies. He writes scripts.

my hair is literally an exact replica of his hair. WTF, I didn't even mean too

To be fair, John Landis was a pretty good director back in the 70s and 80s. If the Twilight Zone Movie incident hadn't happened he would probably be widely respected. Max is a total fucking hack though. Chronicle is the only thing he has written that isn't pure shit.

well he sucks ass at it and his shits retarded.

>DUDE WHAT IF JASON BOURNE WAS A STONER LMAO!!!

he should end it now

He directed Me Him Her.

No, he was always shit. His lasting achievement is murder, and being mistaken for Leonard Maltin.

>No, he was always shit.
Trading Places
An American Werewolf in London
National Lampoon's Animal House
The Blues Brothers
Coming to America
The Kentucky Fried Movie
Thriller (the Michael Jackson music video)

John Landis is a reprehensible person but he made some great stuff.

You thought I said that without being familiar with his filmography, you stupid fucking peasant? Those all suck except Kentucky Fried Movie, which is barely a movie, and Thriller, which is footage of a recidivist sex offender.

A little subtlety goes a long way.

>Pepe LePew movie
Why though?

What's his father name again?

SERIOUSLY, search for the word 'helicopter' in his tweets. It's hilarious, it crops up constantly.

you mean this retard right?

Mud.

reddit personified

That list sounds like two people were arguing about who could come up with the worst idea.

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>olive skinned people are not white

Aren't Spanish Europeans though? I think this retard thought Spanish and Hispanic were the same thing.

He does.

He also thought using the word "Hispanic" when referring to Hispanic people was like calling black people "nigger".

It is. Hispanics aren't niggers unless they have Indian blood. This 'people of color now includes whites who happen to be shiftless' meme is wack.

>Live action Azumanga Daioh tv show
>starring all American women

Nigga look like he giggle when the doctor check his dick.

Nigga look like Willy Wonka Two Thousand and Gay.

Nigga look like he still holding slumber parties and shit.

Nigga look like he wearing a shirt made out of Sweet Tarts.

"What kinda shirt u need?"
"You ever see a Lisa Frank Poster, only for fags?"
"Say no more senpai"

Nigga look like Adolf Homoluster.

Nigga look like he wear his underwear with the dick hole in the back.

>tfw he'll never write another story on the level of The Shocker: Legit
>tfw he'll keep wasting effort on shitty movies

Nigga look like he buy bags of candy then sells each piece for 25 cents a piece

with at least 3 black women, 2 indian looking lantinas and one disabled sassy black latina.

All of them speak General American with a little bit of accent though, we don't want to show actual cultural diversity, that shit doesn't sell.

>All adaptations so he doesn't have to be creative

...

They barely even smoked in the movie.

He was kicked off the live action Pokemon movie when it became Detective Pikachu.
Also
>based
Yeah, I can't wait for how based he whines on twitter when all his shitty projects fail.

Max Landis is shit, and he wouldn't be saying that if his movies had a high RT score, but he is correct on this point.

Based? Looks like a bunch of unwatchable bullshit for autists.

>Live action Azumanga Daioh tv show

no he's not

>Live action Azumanga Daioh tv show

AND CUT!

>Muh famous daddy

Fuck off max

His Pokemon movie was cancelled and replaced with Detective Pikachu.

Which isn't surprising since Max wanted Red's starter Pokemon to be a freaking Koffing.

They've supposedly replaced him with Alex Hirsch and some chick.

>Live action Azumanga Daioh tv show
What the fuck

What's the worst thing John Landis ever did?

1) The Twilight Zone accident
2) Conceiving Max Landis
3) Blues Brothers 2000

Don't forget he wrote the new power rangers movie

Doing big thangs. He's our guy for sure.

>koffing

what a hack

2 > 1 > 3

I'm really looking forward to that Candle Cove creepypasta show that he's doing/writing/whatever
It might be shit, but the preview looks pretty interesting
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>Don't forget he wrote the new power rangers movie


No he didn't.

imdb.com/title/tt3717490/fullcredits?ref_=tt_ov_wr#writers

2 happened as a result of him getting away with 1

Huh?

Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg lookin ass nigga

>Live action Azumanga Daioh tv show
WHAT

Hi am John Landis and today I am gonna show you some scripts I am forced to write to explain the tells of being slowly blacklisted from Hollywood.

Come join me!