Be me

>be me
>28 yrs old
>captain at a shitty regional carrier
>management treats us like shit
>flying is literally the only thing that I'm good at
>killme.jpg
>scheduled to fly a 5 day trip
>this means that I fly a 5 day rotation, consisting of usually 10-14 hrs on duty, 5-6 legs per day, everyday
>same crew whole trip
>day of
>meet crew, qt3.14 F/O and faggot flight attendant
>we'll her Anna
>Anna is 23, fresh out of line training
>we get to the plane, start the preflight, and get set up for the day
>rainy outside, not too bad, fairly warm
>Since I'm the captain, Anna gets ready to do the walkaround
>Realizes she forgot to bring a raincoat
>I don't bring one, since i don't do walkarounds, and I spend my layovers playing vidya in my hotel room
>She needs to do the walkaround regardless of whether she has a raincoat or not
>does walkaround
>comes back soaked
>can see through her uniform, black bra
>intantdiamonds.jpeg
Cont?

sure

YES, continue, obviously... this better be good awp... also i hear pilots don't make as much as people think until they have serious years / seniority.

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>sudden urge to fap
>not now, too busy
>faggot flight attendant comes in
>sees my hard af dick through my pants
>I think hes turned on
>tell him to go prep the cabin, since pax were boarding in a few mins
>we start our checklists
>shes the pilot flying this leg
>this means that ill be reading the checklists and talking on the radios, and she will do the flying
>weather is getting worse
>need to leave soon, or we wont be going anywhere
>as we're running the checklists, I keep looking over at her
>looks so hot reaching to the overhead
>short, so she needs to stretch out a bit
>urge to fap worsens
>we are cleared to taxi for takeoff
>taxi to the runway
>weather is really shitting itself at this point
>we call tower and get takeoff clearance
>as we line up, I give her the controls
>she advances the thrust and we go flying down the runway
>as we rotate, we start to get some pretty bad chop
>not dangerous, just a pain in the ass
>Anna's tits are bouncing all over because of the chop
>ohsweetjesus.png
>dick about to explode
cont?

Its true. My first year at my airline, I made a little over 25k. I just last year broke 40k

yes

nice LARP thread

Lurking.

>as soon as we reach our cruising altitude, I call the faggot in
>tell him i need to go to the bathroom
>rules state that there have to be two people in the flight deck at all times
>he comes in, and i go to the lavatory
>start fapping like i never have before
>thinking about anna
>her soaked see through shirt
>fapping there for at least 10-15 mins
>edge like 4 times
>finally cum buckets
>some cum gets on my pants
>black dress pants, so you can really see it
>ohshitnigger
>wipe it off
>some still remains
>for some autistic reason, i don't use the water
>go back to the flight deck
>as i walk in, they both notice the cumstain
>look at each other
>look at me akwardly
>faggot looks like hes trying to give me sexy eyes
>anna looks disgusted
>awkward silence for the rest of the flight
>only talk to read checklists
>endme.mp4

there better fucking be more to this story.

something about spaghetti pockets

I want to die

interesting, you should answer questions about working as a pilot as well in your thread. i hear you only get paid for the hours you're actually flying, so when you consider travelling to airport, and downtime, you might make $15 / hr

kek

goddamn it awp, is that it lol ?

>as soon as we reach our cruising altitude, I call the faggot in
>tell him i need to go to the bathroom
>rules state that there have to be two people in the flight deck at all times
>he comes in, and i go to the lavatory
>start fapping like i never have before
>thinking about anna
>her soaked see through shirt
>fapping there for at least 10-15 mins
>edge like 4 times
>finally cum buckets
>some cum gets on my pants
>black dress pants, so you can really see it
>ohshitnigger
>wipe it off
>some still remains
>for some autistic reason, i don't use the water
>go back to the flight deck
>as i walk in, they both notice the cumstain
>look at each other
>look at me akwardly
>faggot looks like hes trying to give me sexy eyes
>anna looks disgusted
>awkward silence for the rest of the flight
>only talk to read checklists
>endme.mp4

>as soon as we reach our cruising altitude, I call the faggot in
>tell him i need to go to the bathroom
>rules state that there have to be two people in the flight deck at all times
>he comes in, and i go to the lavatory
>start fapping like i never have before
>thinking about anna
>her soaked see through shirt
>fapping there for at least 10-15 mins
>edge like 4 times
>finally cum buckets
>some cum gets on my pants
>black dress pants, so you can really see it
>ohshitnigger
>wipe it off
>some still remains
>for some autistic reason, i don't use the water
>go back to the flight deck
>as i walk in, they both notice the cumstain
>look at each other
>look at me akwardly
>faggot looks like hes trying to give me sexy eyes
>anna looks disgusted
>awkward silence for the rest of the flight
>only talk to read checklists
>endme.mp4

oops, had the rest pretyped
>we arrive at the gate
>pull in and park
>anna immediately says shes going to get some food
>she knows
>im in the flight deck programming our next flight
>faggot comes in
>says "did you have a good time in there?"
>autismengage.pdf
>"yes"
>looks at me funny
>chuckles to himself, turns around and walks out
>anna comes back
>still looks creeped the fuck out
>we fly the next few legs, dont say a word to each other, other than the checklists
>last leg of the day
>anna is in the dispatch office getting paperwork
>I'm setting up the flight
>faggot comes into the flight deck again
>visibly hard
>sits on the jumpseat
>closes the cockpit door
>tries to grab my dick
>wtf nigger
>smack his hand away
>about ready to punch this dude
>I ask him what the fuck he was doing
>"I thought you were thinking about me in there
>fuck off faggot
>he leaves the flight deck
>anna comes back
>still not talking to me so i dont tell her what happened
>both of them aren't talking to me at all at this point
>still had 4 days left in the trip
>mfw neither of them spoke a word to me outside of running checklists the whole time
>pretty good trip, solid 6/10, got a good fap in

Dude, i already work 14 hours when im on duty. I used to teach violin on the side, but i make enough now that i dont need to that

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