What would you say to Thom if you met him?

What would you say to Thom if you met him?

hello thom

who are you looking at thom

reminder that thom yorke left his wife when he found out she had cancer

'Sup, Thom Dork! LMAO

Uhm, h....ell....o.

Unironically this.

Play Creep.

whoa aren't you the guy who made that song. creep, i think it was.

What the hell are you doing here. You don't belong here.

I would thank him for his music and ask him to go eat with me somewhere

i would say power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers

I'd say hi but pronounce the h in his name as a power move

I don't like your music.

I'd be friends with him.

lol thom doesn't have friends

i love you thom

wtf you lookin at you droopy cracker

RADIOHEAD
CREEP
DICKHEAD

>millionary
>literally the most famous singer in the world
>has no friends

I doubt about that.

SuM Fahken PePuHulL

Fuck you Tommy. I hope you die of cancer like your wife because your fucking Reddit music made my friend die of brain cancer. Fucking overrated hack.

WASN'T IT A GOOD YEAR

What a lad

thx

>Whats good nigga

>literally the most famous singer in the world
A- user, I...

Why don't you go fuck yourself, you fucking fucked faggot!?!

I already did.

Who's the most famous singer in the world, anyway? Paul?

I saw Thom at a grocery store in Los Angeles the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Yeah I'd say Paul

I can't really decide if this pasta suits Thom or not.

I'm really tired of this pasta...

hi i like your music

Hey dude. Wanna watch Planetes?

he looks displeased with your request

laugh at him about how much of a manlet he is and laugh at his ugly ass face

d...do you have something in your eye sir?

"hey whats up man. Kid A & Amnesiac had a profound impact on my life. Take care/Have a good one."


thats how i'd imagine it'd go down. i wouldnt want to shower him with compliments either or take up his time. I know my place.

Why did you plagiarize Warp Records with Kid A and not come up with something yourselves?

Hi Liam. I love that Woohoo song you sing.

You look like the guy in the 1000k bricks 1000k feathers webm

kill yourself, reddit

Tom York and the Radio Heads lol

Fpbp

"H-" before he tells me to fuck off

How much did Mephistopheles charged you for your knowledge?

Is that Limmy?

I actually surfed with him in Cornwall one time

and what the fuck should you do then.
ruin your emotions and stay with her and grieve so much it fucks up your life too?
you gotta let go sometimes.

>can I rub your feet