Why are Americans so unpatriotic when it comes to sports?

Why are Americans so unpatriotic when it comes to sports?
The English's claim to apathy towards their national teams is nothing compared to the actual apathy Americans feel towards theirs

because the only sports that matter to you you always win

american football nobody else plays it so no real internationals
cricket kinda takes a lot of the international baseball market so youd win it easily
basketball youd win it easily

the other sports you dont really care about enough to get patriotic about

because we have hundreds of millions of people, unlike most other countries, and are able to support homegrown sports leagues with our own blood instead of foreign imports.

but blacks are your foreign imports

is difficult to feel patriotic in an election year

They can nearly all trace their ancestry back to before this country was founded though.

they've been thoroughly americanized. you're not going to see a black guy running around screaming in some unintelligible monkey language after scoring, in our sports leagues.

>our own blood
>best NBA players are from Europe
>best MLB players are from the Caribbean or Japan
>best furpuck players are leafs
Not to mention how the ancestors of most American athletes came on slave ships

*trace their ancestry in the US

>MLB
>america's pass time
>30% foreign

the entire country has a nervous breakdown when an athlete doesnt "respect the anthem"

>best nba players are from europe
c'mon man, you have to try a little harder than that.

>best MLB players are from the Caribbean or Japan
the asian presence in the mlb is nothing compared to the central american. but it's still mostly american.

>best furpuck players are leafs
that's because hockey is not an american sport.

Outside LeBron and Curry it's true
Team Europe would smash the US in basketball

neither lebron or curry played on the rio team and they still won gold, ya fuckin dunce. go sit in the corner.

>NFL game
>"O say can you see" starts playing
Unpatriotic my ass

That's a country smaller than a couple of states
Yet most of them kept it close
An all Europe team would crush the US

Lol, Kd, Westbrook, kawhi, Isaiah, and Anthony Davis would destroy any euro player. Home grown American basketball players have always been better than euros. If there's one sport America will always dominate, it's basketball, Europe can't compete with our athletes

>haha look how butthurt Americans are over someone not respecting their anthem
>haha look how unpatriotic Americans are about their country

we can't win

Basketball is Canadian.

rio is a city, dunce.

No body watches the NBA except yuros but even then they make up 5%+ of the players

MLB has around 30% international players while the rest are American or American blood ie American

soccer was invented in england and they get BTFO with the regularity of an atomic clock in international tournaments, this point is moot

Because we generally don't play in a world stage. Baseball, hockey and football aren't that international. We're plenty lit up for the steroidlympics but most of the "international" pride involves cricket and soccer which usa couldn't give a fuck less about

>cricket kinda takes a lot of the international baseball market so youd win it easily
Not even remotely true. For whatever reason, almost certainly the MLB being jewish with its players, the US has never shown up as a national baseball team. Teams like Japan and Cuba routinely wipe the floor with the Americans.

Now you get it. America is in the spotlight, basically everything we do will be mocked.

>soccer is a sport for woman and pre-pubescent children.
basketball on the other hand...
I love and support our national teams that crushed everyone in their sights except Spain and Argentina's.

PS no one here cares about manlets kicking a ball around in circles for 90+ minutes

it was invented by a canadian, it was not embraced throughout canada to the same extent as it was here, the way hockey was there.

>Yuros interrupt their seasons to play international matches
>Americans cry if their player plays in an international tournament during the preseason

Invented in Massachusetts by an immigrant who'd go on to get American citizenship. It's pretty goddamn American

the only international sport you have is basketball, and americans love rooting for the underdog

whats the point of rooting for yourself if you already know youre gonna win, infact its so obvious that it makes the trophy have no worth compared to your team in the NBA

>Americans love their jacked as fuck atheltes
>JJ Watt
>LeBron
>Mike Trout
>world expects us to worship a midget on HGH

>Basketball is Canadian.

Tell me more about how it is Canadian.

Even if American football was played internationally, I still don't think America would care that much. In terms of talent we are so far ahead of everyone else and our athletes are wayyyy better than Euros regardless of whether they got the proper training or not. Euros aren't built for American football. We'd destiny everyone internationally. Our country still sucks at soccer though, we are pretty far behind in that regard

Americans internslise it with city v city rivalries. League sports are just more invested culturally than internationals.

Actually Japan seems to struggle with minor league players
it's the Major league players they wipe the floor with
Case in point: the 08 US Olympic team beat Japan twice
The 09 US WBC team lost to pretty much the same Japan team plus Ichiro (who went 1-5)

>Americans internslise it with city v city rivalries.
>Americans internalise it
>internalise
>ise

You have to go back.

How about the fact Americans share their league with another country?
Can't keep it internalized

Canada's too small and culturally irrelevant to have a separate league from the US.

It's got 35 million people
Tons of countries have separate league that are smaller

>americans are unpatriotic
>Patriots are world champions

>Suck at a global sport
>make up own sport based on another global sport.
>call yourselves world champion knowing no one outside the country cares about it

Instead of being good at irrelevant sports, why not just git gud at the already global sports. Ultimate Bragging rights

>We can be good at EVERYTHING.

The only global sport is soccer desu
Basketball, cricket, baseball, rugby and ice hockey are all at about the same level.

the fuck are you talking about? every single american I know is rabid about any sport when it comes to competing internationally. people lose their fucking minds over swimming, ping pong, skiing, golf, boxing, sailing, volleyball and any other boring ass sport americans can be bothered to actually dominate.

domestically we are the only ones with a mandatory national anthem played before games with an honor guard, flags the size of the "pitch" and fucking JETS flying over the stadiums while the mindless chant of USA USA USA USA USA USA whips the entire crowd into a berserk frenzy only achieved outside patriotic gatherings by thrash metal concert pits, all the while the group hive mind takes over looking for tea to throw into bodies of water and new planetary bodies to stick flags into.

>meanwhile europe cant sing national anthem, display flags, or have dog days at stadiums because it would be offensive to muslims

we dont care about being haram over here

You didnt address the culturally irrelevant part. Canada is basically America Jr. Them having their own league would be like California having their own league

That doesn't mean we should stoop down to lend them a team from our league

Why are most NBA and MLB fans apathetic to international basketball and baseball?

the same reason alcoholics are apathetic towards diet coke
because THAT SHIT IS WEAK

international baseball and basketball is such an inferior product to whats produced domestically that it makes no sense to be concerned about it

It's not like Europeans or Australians come to North America for a tour of the bud light and coors breweries because domestically they have far superior alternatives

You're promoting the behavior I was complaining about

Sports are fucking gay

because everyone else is shit at it

the same way brazil dont care about an international football match with st kitts and nevis. its hard to get hyped when you know youre gonna shit on everyone

but look at the little league world series. thats a kind of international competition that works when it comes to baseball because its the US vs the world.

international baseball and basketball doesnt compete

Except that's not close to being true

ok maybe a bit harsh, but youre heavy favourites in your big 3 sports to the point itd be a real shock if you didnt win

You're saying we don't care because the domestic competition is better
That's literally England-tier

our sports are full of niggers, who we subconsciously hate therefore take no pride in their acheivements.

We haven't won a baseball competition since 2000

desu I have no idea what you're talking about

WBC STARTS MARCH 6TH GET HYPE

>you're not going to see a black guy running around screaming in some unintelligible monkey language after scoring, in our sports leagues

you sure about that friendo?

yes that is what Im saying. but Im also saying when it comes to true international competition where the USA is an underdog or on equal footing USA fans are fucking fanatical.

wrestling, olympics, mma and boxing, track and field, hockey, world cup even
all sports where the world challenges USA in dominance USA fans lose their fucking minds going hard in the paint

>all sports where the world challenges USA in dominance USA fans lose their fucking minds going hard in the paint
The US have gotten their asses kicked in baseball and yet no one gives a shit

I dont know about all sports, but in boxing many of them are definitely unpatriotic. Though I think it's more racism speaking. Ask a lot of white Americans who they'd pick in a fight between a white Russian vs a slick black brotha and I'm sure most would pick the former. Only blacks and not even always stand for their own regardless of anything.

When FIFA rolls around I see some patriotism, other than that it's the hate we have for the few Canadian teams in our leagues

Amercians fight so much actual wars that they cannot appreciate the meaning of surrogate sports wars.

boxing and solo sports its a lot harder to have patriotism because its one guy. if theres an english boxer/combat sport/one man sport guy and hes a cunt im rooting for the other guy. its more about the person than where he was born

kek

Why do Bongs like their NTs so much? They suck at everything

>you're not going to see a black guy running around screaming in some unintelligible monkey language after scoring, in our sports leagues.

because they don't play any relevant international sports

nobody thinks like that
American racism is different than you think

we seem to get pretty patriotic with watching the soccer team. but the soccer team is not good enough to go far in relevant tournaments. the soccer team will get more of a following after more world cup results that make it through the group stage.

also the usa baseball team is decent and it has competition from the asian and latin countries

feelio when england won the six nations a year after that disastrous RWC and will probably win it again this year

China and the phillipines fucking love basketball. Men I heard you cant go more than a hour over there without seeing a kobe/mj jersey. its just basketball is predicated on being tall

Because we never play our best guys. You really think we wouldn't win every WBC game by 5+ runs if we played Scherzer, Trout, Bryant etc?

Full strength Dominican Republic and Venezuelan teams would be better

sports are for faggots i only come here to shitpost