Ask a guy who tapes a fleshlight to a drill anything

ask a guy who tapes a fleshlight to a drill anything

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Who is a better cook your mother or grandmother?

what will the death toll be from the storm?

what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

uhh grannys biting the dust so the answer is simple

What are some songs you know by heart?

What do you mean, an African or European Swallow?
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three last digits of my post number

What animal best represents your personality?

im total shit at remembering lyrics, so next to nothing really, except maybe for Dry the Rain by The Beta Band

any picks using it l? I had one. The clean up.is more than it's worth.

Why wouldn't you tape it to a reciprocating saw, you sick fuck?

Although fucked on drugs you can shove it in soft and get hard. Feels amazing

You see the blender guy? Better than that but still risky

im horny like a dog I guess

haha no way about the pics

I don't own one, plus I can do that myself. I can't SPIN one fast enough though.

spin the toy that is

I need to be pretty solid hard to stick into my contraption

what blender guy?

That dude who attached his flesh light to a blender on Sup Forums and fucked hi.sled up. His sick twisted so bad it bled.

How long exactly do you think it'll be until the day you have an accident and twist your penis up like a candy wrapper.

i actually have before, but two things saved me - the fleshlight isnt a single thing, i bought a chinese cup vagoo and some jap soft vagoos and the cup can spin around them if something catches, plus I make sure theres always a bit sticking out of the cup so the cup doesnt cut me
and two, i have a lot of foreskin, so it just kinda takes the punishment

thats sounds fucking bad but hilarious. any screencaps?

also why i was fucking nervous about doing it for the first time and sorta wanted a low RPM accu powered driver, but I cbf to buy powertools jsut for a fucked up sex act, so i stuck with this after gettign hang of it

Try this

Want a video of this thing in action or gtfo cunt

glorious. goes to show how important proper lubrication of machinery is :^)

it requires to hands to operate so vids not really happenning

tape your phone to your head. I mean, you've already taped the fleshlight to a drill so might as well go all out

you, I like your line of thinking. Still, I'm already done with it, plus im not by myself anymore. I need to ward off the skinwalkers. With the onadrill