I smoke weed everyday, and found out recently that my new job wants to piss test me. Has anyone here successfully beaten the test, or am I fucked Sup Forums?
I smoke weed everyday, and found out recently that my new job wants to piss test me...
Caleb Sullivan
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Blake Campbell
if you dont know how to beat a piss test, stop smoking faggot
Hudson Thompson
thcdetox.biz
Here you go OP
Liam Richardson
Buy synthetic urine retard
Fuck paying for detox kits
Jose Ross
I have stopped, and yeah I've never had to take one before so I have no idea what works and what doesn't.
Justin James
Or even better obtain some clean urine from someone
Owen Ortiz
Synthetic urine always works for me
It even has bacteria in it
Juan Butler
I was under the impression that both of these methods were detectible by the boys in white?
Luis Murphy
OP, I will send you a 2 Liter bottle of my piss for 20$
Brody Cook
take one of your friend's samples with you
Oliver Russell
QCarbo 32
Look it up on amazon and read reviews on instructions.
Your welcome
Ian Morgan
I have never had any problems
I don't believe they could possibly
Elijah Allen
When is the test?
Christopher Parker
I got on at ford motor company using qcarbo32 and I dabbed heavily, have friends who beat probationary piss tests as well with it
Aiden Brooks
If you're too retarded to quit smoking while job hunting, then you're too retarded to be helped. Enjoy being a NEET.
Evan Nelson
10 y/o detected
Unfortunately heavy cannabis users can take well over a month to cleanse themselves
drug tests only really work for cannabis, it's fucked yo
Henry Powell
Do this but make sure its warm or it'll show up that the temp was too low. You could sit out in the parking lot and warm it up w your engine or put it on the dash if you live somewhere hot af. The test is not a drug test, its an imagination test
Jaxon James
I'm 36 you idiot and I know how drug tests work. I give them to new hires at my job. I have a few guys I'm pretty sure smoke, and I don't care as long as they have the sense not to talk about it. They passed their pre-hires and that's all just for the insurance companies. But the bottom line is that the best way to pass a piss test is to not do drugs in the month or so leading up to it. If you can't clean up for that long in order to get a better job, you have a problem.
Luke Gray
this
Oliver Perez
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Ryan Russell
Piss test survivor here. Synthetic will do, keep it warm. Amazon -> Quick Fix or B0752CL62K
Tyler Evans
Thank you based anons, I will try this