Hi Sup Forums, i've just pulled back my foreskin and found all this stinky white shit...

Hi Sup Forums, i've just pulled back my foreskin and found all this stinky white shit. wtf is it and should I clean it before i see my gf in an hour?

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make her do it.

smegma...dick cheese...you pick the name.
You dont keep it that clean, ha?

can you fucking wash your dick?!

ah okay .No i don't really, i dont remember to skin it back sometimes.

Congrats, you've got a yeast infection, don't share it dipshit.

Nothing to be scared about.
If you want to get rid...wash it.

Congratulations. You are the thread idiot.

Nah it aint a yeast infection i know that for sure

Looks fine to me, OP!

im not scared , here's another one.

That's dick cheese. It's what happens when you don't clean your dick.

You can clean it by washing with soap or by wiping it with tissues

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Yup. Smegma. Should be more underneath the head.

These pics are a perfect example of why having a foreskin is a terrible thing.

This is actually what a yeast infection looks like to me. There's no way you'd build up that much smegma overnight. OP probably fucks his gf raw and got it from her.

Your a faggot and we all know you don't have a girlfriend, go kys

yes clean it wipe ur fucking cock with a baby wipe

Who said it built up overnight? I didn't skin back at all yesterday.

Yet another idiot...and that awful looking cut dick is way better. and always a dry land...looking horrible.

He said that he never pulls back the skin when showering.
So no..its not overnight.

yet another GAY thread outside /lgbt/

Yes I do, been with her for 1 year, 8 months.

So I'm not circumcised but when im erect theres no visual difference from circumcised people. Even when im flacid my foreskin wont cover over my head which is no where near as tight on my dick as I see a lot here. Am I abnormal. Did i get lucky?

That's how I got mine.

do something with it, use your index and take all the cheese like it was cream and apply it on your mouth. when your gf comes, kiss her and make it smell your lips , so when she gonna blow you she will like the taste of your dick bcuz it was the same of your lips

Sure you have, lmao your neighborhood goat don't count

Look autist. Just because you haven't got laid for what's most likely years doesn't mean everyone else on this site hasn't done / has a girl friend.

Fuck off. Yeah user, go on with your GAY teasing.
I'm watching.

Say what you want, smegma dick. Girls are never grossed out or worried if my dick is clean.

Sure, they're just grossed out by how small and / or how disfigured it is. And you didn't disagree with me did you, fat boy?

I was serious. Go on with pics,gay teaser. Show the smegma :D

Awe. Look at him, getting mad because i never have to deal with smegma.

Lmao, yeah you having to ask about this just proves you a virgin and a faggot, tell your goat, I mean gf to lick you clean

You're retarded as fuck dude you're the only mad one cuz mommy and daddy mutilated me before I could choose wa wa wa. GRAB A ROPE

It's literally on the very tip of his dick. There is no way in hell a guy with a girlfriend can have this much built up smegma but has NEVER seen it before.

It's cuz he's a virgin and his gf is non existent

i wash it every night in the shower but by midday the next day it still smells if i rub my finger on it but theres no visible cheese, should i wash with some sort of chemical? this actually made me have to go to the bathroom and wash it again before getting a BJ cause i didnt want her to smell it

One day OP you'll fufill your fantasy of having a gf and getting a bj

that's a mixture of semen, urine, and bacteria commonly referred to as smegma, or dick cheese.
1. you jacked off this morning or last night
2. yes, you did. you didn't get your dick wet, you jacked off inna sock.
3. you didn't shower after
4. you're gross.

unless your girl is into some weird fetishes, go take a shower. pull that foreskin back, use soap, get all up in the nooks and crannies, and get it clean. Why? Because you are otherwise risking UTI's and/or a yeast infection on your dick. it happens to uncut guys. Oh, also because it's disgusting.

>i dont remember to skin it back sometimes
>sometimes
Are you fucking kidding me? That dick is almost molded and you fucking dare to say you occasionally forget to pull back your foreskin.

>ITT OP gets everyone to play into his smegma fetish
>Hey guys, what is this?
>I have a grown ass dick, but I've never seen this
>here, let me post 19 pics of my nasty dick
>tell me what do
Take it to craigslist, Yeastmeister

AIDS.
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THIS

Clean your freakin dick

just clean
or put a condom, it wipes it out

i REALLY wish there was a porn where he has a cheesy cock and he puts it in a pussy.
They always lick the smegma off the cock before sex. FUCK YOU STUPID JAPANESE.

>"im not mad"
>"GRAB A ROPE"