Anyone have any tips for stealing lighters from stores?

Anyone have any tips for stealing lighters from stores?

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>go to walmart
>grab lighter(s)
>leave

Grab it and leave they're lighters not cars

Walk in with the rest of you BLM crew, have them starts ranting and raving to distract the clerks, pocket the lighter.

stop being a nigger a pay the $1.25 the lighter costs u fucking nigger

Not a bad idea. Down to my last bic, and need a few more

>Slash your wrists
>Go into store and say you need a lighter to cauterize the wound
>Walk out with the lighter

maybe I don't feel like paying.

Let me guess... you're black?

Steal a rechargeable lighter instead. May I suggest an arc lighter? Say no to the butane jew

well then you don't belong in this society.

Then you don't get a lighter.

If lighters are on the counter, then ask the cashier cor a pack of cigarettes. When they turn around to grab them, pocket a lighter. Easy peasy.

Why not just buy it they are like 99 cents you broke ass nigga!

A better question is why have you never seen a pink bic lighter?
Sometimes you might see a mini pink one, but never the full size, non-wrapped, normal bic.

>walk in
>grab a lighter
>bring it to the cashier
>pay like a fucking dollar for it

you've successfully bought a lighter you jew

Ofc

probably because they're not marketed towards faggots, you fag.

Wut?

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OP is a nigger faggot

Uh... I have owned a regular sized pink BIC. You're dumb. I bought it in a pack and I have seen them individually for sale.

Yeah. Get a dollar from literally anyone and buy it, since you're a fucking poor scumbag.

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Just walk around town for half an hour, you'll find a few on the ground that still work.

Why not just pay for them you greedy jew

Underage I'm guessing? Just find a store where they're not right by the cashier or whatever. It's not hard, did it all the time as a kid.

op do you smoke cigs off the ground and are less then 18

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First you wait until you're at least 18 years old then you buy them like a normal person.

i stole one of those expensive lighters from a h.samuel jewelry store before. like a £60 lighter
then i traded it for an 1/8 of bud

really simple like. picked up 2 walked over to the counter and asked if i could try them out see which one i like, what type of jet they had, asked the staff some random questions about them. said i had to withdraw cash, slipped one in my elasticated sleeve when i put them back

Tl;Dr rednecks mutilate son into dog due to underlying psychological issues

>Hey look, there's a ghost behind you!

Then grab the lighter and run!

Oh man I remember doing that at 13. And checking cigarette boxes on the floor for cigs. Found a generic xanax bar in one of them once

Holy shit Tyrone, how broke are you that you can't pay for a fucking lighter?

>go to dollar store
>buy 3 pack because they don't say bic

Why not ask for matches? Every time I buy cigs I get offered matches for free

>stealing lighters
>fucking cheap shitty lighters

you don't
you just fucking pay for them

Hold lighter in your palm and pretend you're getting a phone call. Take your phone out of your pocket and slip the lighter in.

Just buy them you ghetto fuck.

Really, or are you just too young to buy one?

Then do the rest of the world a favor and kill yourself now.

Quality humour from a quality show.

Gotchu bro

Sometimes when see old people... you see em eatin their werthers and stuff but you never see an old person tuckin into a twix

This underage B8 MODS

I have no idea what the one on the right is supposed to be.

A show that makes you wtf, thats about it.

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Because that shit gets stuck in their dentures or makes their jaw tired since they are close to death and tire easy. So a sucker is what the old fucks need

Need to rewatch dis, when very high

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Witty retort?

Buy some fucking matches instead?

Oh I'm not the poster for either one just wanted to link them together cause the second guy forgot to

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Lighters cost like a dollar something. Stop being underaged miserable little shit.