ITT: we work at the shop

>ITT: we work at the shop

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I got the holy grail here, what can I get for it?

hmmm I am not sure if thats the real holy grail, lemme call in an expert to take a look at it

Looks too intricate to be Christ's Grail. The jewels are plastic knockoffs too. I might have to call in an expert on this but I'm willing to be the gold off also. Best I can give you is 10 dollars because it's just a kid's toy.

I found this at a garage sale, and i'd like to sell it

You got battle toads?

You really gonna try to pull a fast one on me here, bub? Even from a distance I can see that the wings here are literally styrofoam. The "gold" is just shitty spray paint. The rods extending from shitty cardboard box are literally just paper rolls. I can give you 2 dollars for this. That's just for labor costs.

2 dollars? Come on man even if it was fake (which its not) the materials would be at least around 20 bucks. Meet me in the middle and gimme 10

I got a kid's soul, but I have no idea how much it's worth.

Alright, 7. My final offer. I don't really know what I can do with this besides let it sit out.

How much does a single roll of toilet paper cost these days? 1 dollar? I'll give it to you for that.

Hey I got this loser bitch, fuck it, Junk.

Sorry but there's just not a market for it. We're going to have to pass. My dad would kill me if I paid for that.

Dude, that's a kid's soul. Kids have not so much souls today. Please try to get it a 5, I have a family to feed, you know ..

Shiieeeeeet got this laptop ffum mah homie
It work gud and shit
Nigga diddn tell me password or nuffin
How much pawn person?

I'm looking for battletoads

Too bad you're bartering with an Athiest. Souls don't exist mate. Unless you're willing to give me the kid as a slave? Then I might be willing to bump it up to 30.

*Hangs up*

I'll give you this bag of coke for it. But I will also need a blowjob in the back room.

I got a digital copy of a extra rare pepe and I ask 5000 free internets for it.

Man idk... i dont usually do gay shiieet
But i can pass up some coke and double dubs
Checked pawn man

The best we got here is one internet. You'll have to settle for that. It'll help too because half of that battletoad shit is on our websites.

CHUMLEY!!

Too bad you're bartering with an AUTIST.

Anyway guy I find this in my moms attic last week. She left it to me and I need cash I KNOW what it's worth so don't you dare low ball me. Any expert will agree.

I come bring an authentic free internet coupon. It's in my family since the great meme war, I got all the certificates to prove the date and shit. What would say if I sold it to you for -1$ ?

Looks like I'll need to call in my friend Satan on this one.
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He says cats are about worth 100-200. Maybe 300 if they're hellish. How's about it man? Ever got clawed by it in your anus?

Underrated post

I'd say that's a steal my friend. You got a deal!

No it's not, samefag.

How much would this PlayGoat go for

Fuck off newfriend

Get that hijabi propoganda outta here. Nobody will buy that in Vegas.

Do they have Battletoads?

Do you have battle toads?

how much for my waifu

gimme all the money before i blow your brain out

I'll give you about 50. She looks like she's taken the fair amount of dicking.

wow thanks! i can finally move out the basements

I'mma have to call in an expert on this one.
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So my guy tells me that you're a massive faggot and that the gun you're using is just a water gun. Git gud pussy.

Keep meaning to check this place out but it's in such a shit part of town

just have a gun ready and aim for the niggers and fags

Listen buddy, crack whores are the number one business seller. You got a problem?

You can't even put that in the recycling m8. In to the bin and off to the landfill.

Ain't too worried about the fags. Not even the nigger either. It's the homeless population that's sketchy as fuck down there.

Best I can do is 5 dollars I gotta make some money here

Got this old piece of equipment.

I think i wouldn't work here because i'm not fat enough

It's looks like a compact Zyklon-3000 cabin . Let me call my gas chamber expert

Yo I just bought this DVD called "Jimmy's Funland" and it's literally just an hour of a clown fucking midgets how much for a refund?

I have this toothbrush. I don't know the worth. How much can I get for it?

So I found this mask along with a set of pretty well made armor and a zwiehander and some rings.
I'd figure I keep the other stuff but the mask just unnerves me. I put it it on and everything felt lighter.
How much would this go for?

we don't buy fakes. the original had trumps name on it. bait

Let me get patches in here, do you have a few minutes?

Did you happen to get this from invading or was it just after a journey into the catacombs? There's some insurance policies and forms we need to fill out.

What's the usage of it? Brand new, I can get you a solid 6 dollars. Used, I can get you 3. Used by a fetish that we can sell, I can get you 30.

Sorry sir but we only sell normal and disabled porn here. Nothing with midgets. There's mo reund but maybe I can buy it off you. How about a solid 20?

Looks fairly new. Maybe I can get a decent penny off it by selling it to some collectors. Let me check something.
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This shit hasn't even hit the market yet. Projected to sell at 2k. I'll give 2.5k and we can make a deal. Good?

I got it from Patches

Oh shit, that means he got it from the dead MC. We're gonna have to fill out a completely different form to get this one going. Either way, I can offer you about 10,000 souls for the package. Act now, and I'll throw in a few hero souls for free.

$2,500. I'm just going to melt it down for scrap, and that's only gold leaf, and leaded at that.

Ehh see I'll have to frame it... 30 bucks. It's gonna sit in my shop forever.

I'll give you one MEDIUM rock of crack if you can get the password.

Do you sell battletoads?

>orders 500 copies of battle toads
>this shit is so popular right now we'll make millions

I stole this from france. Is it worth anything?

It's a novelty. 5 bucks.

Waifus werd popular about ten years ago but the market is in a slump. 30 bucks. You can take her elsewhere and they will tell you the same.

i have a pool filter i'd like to pawn please. i left it at home because it's attached to my pool. but it works perfectly. i'm selling it because i keep getting my penis stuck inside of it. how much could i get for that?

Give you 350 for the gun and jacket... Sorry... That's the best I can do...

Not anymore. I'm an expert of paintsmanship, and that has been a copy of centuries. I'll give you 20 for it.

You have to pay 20 bucks just to get in.

Without the penis, unsellable. With the penis, I can give you about 100 for it.

$20.01

it may still have some tiny foreskin fragments in there as long as the squirrels haven't eaten them yet... so you said $300?

>In walks user, not knowing what to expect in through this door
>He approaches a counter with a man trying to pawn off his Holy Grail
>He says...

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I'll take that as a deal. Here you go sir, have a nice day

I'll do 30. Decorate my walls.

Foreskin is good for collectors, but many like the whole penis. Best I can do is 200.

OK, that's a deal! i can finally pay back the bookies who are holding my family hostage. you are literally a lifesaver!

I would like to sell this chair.
It was made by Jesus. You know, the famous carpenter.
I have all certificates from Matthew, John and Luke.

Ahhh, I'm going to have to get in our resident (((Craig Gottleib))) to help you with this one here

I have some autism mixed with newfag. How much can you give me for it?

Found this in my son's bedroom, it's pretty old. How much can I get for this?

I don't think most people know who Jesus is, or care he's a carpenter. $75 for the folk art chair.

Comics are so hard to sell, I don't want it. Thanks for coming in!

I've delivered jasons deli to that place countless times , they tip like shit and u never see anyone except the old man occasionally -- seen chumlee at the stop light and he ignored my friendly traffic wave. they all suck

It's my sister's

Found this clearing out the garage. How much will you buy it for?

You could on the shop if you want

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Let me have my boy Danny come take a look before I make you an offer.

I can give you this for it

Eh, its just a fake chinese replica. I'll give 1$.