>time traveler from ancient Rome arrives
>man in skinny jeans, wearing a manbun, scarf and a large bag inside which a tiny dog lives appears
>MAMMA MIA, CIAO BELLO, PIACERE screams in a high pitched voice
>grabs the Roman and gives him two kisses on his face, then one on his lips for good measure
>starts dragging bewildered Roman around, showing all the great things they've built in ruins, covered in graffiti and filth
>Roman falls over a pile of garbage on the sidewalk
>SCUSI ATTENTO WATCH OUT FOR THOSA PILES OF GARBAGGE, LA COSA NOSTRA MAMMA MIA
>wild romanian gypsy appears, tries to mug the Italian sneakily
>reaches inside the bag, grabs onto a handful of dog shit
>starts violently puking everywhere
>GUCCI PUCCI MIA SANTA MARIA
What would Romans think of modern day Italy?
epic, epic for the win
a country where manmamia faggots gather.
india of europe
>>GUCCI PUCCI MIA SANTA MARIA
>GUCCI PUCCI MIA SANTA MARIA
underrated thread
>>SCUSI ATTENTO WATCH OUT FOR THOSA PILES OF GARBAGGE
what would Genghis think of modern day Hungary?
good thread
is that italy?
*Attila
*proto Spudros
now this is the kind of content I like to see
no, it's naples
that's rromani-a
They'd be pleased at the sight of our enclave in Budapest
desu i think he would be most bewildered by the people being niggers and that basically explains the rest
>ancient roman appears in italy
>no one speaks latin so he don't understand shit
>walks around and wanders into vatican area
>hears latin
>approaches the capella
>they pray to some criminal executed by order of Prefect Pilate
Now imagine his/her face
Strange, I expected an American flag
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>time traveler from ancient Rome arrives in modern Rome
>takes one step and gets killed by traffic
>sees the pantheon
>things to go inside and sacrifice to the gods for guidance in this strange era
>god statues all gone, replaced by pictures of a bunch of fags in dresses
>Roman architect
>sees the Colosseum
>his face when it hasn't been maintained: ;_;
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>go to arena
>expect to see gladiator fights
>look at there and see some fat murricans and drunk brits
DELET THIS THREAD
He would be proud of his descendants and astounded at the power of Italian technology.
I love you Italia, don't listen to the bullies.
>Why is there no chariot racing in the collesevm?
>AYY MAMMA MIA MI COMPADRE do not worry we make-a da better racing
>Go to GT3 track
>Roman's head explodes
really good thread
>marvels upon a large vessel with absolutely no sails
>gets inside since Italians are careless about anyone boarding
>the unusual vessel lands in Sicily, which the Roman finds something to latch on in this twisted reality
>the ship lands in Siracusa, a familiar land for him
>or not
>some strange, fat vendor, probably a Syrian or Greek wares scam, is selling scanty garments with the name "Spartacus" and strange flags with stripes, like on Egyptian faggy hilts
>the Roman is instantly bewildered these people hold the same, weird flag, which could mean they're actually CITIZENS of Rome, which is absolutely outrageous for such colonials
>he sees people freely walking around, wonders who works the fields (maybe those motherfucker Spartacus and Eunus finally got to the Senate and abolished serfdom?)
>where are the chains? This island used to have hundreds of thousands of slaves
>large solid vessels are circling around the shore
>still too many pirates around Sicily
>the temple of Apollo is completely in shambles
>fat people in shorts are passing around and aiming at the pillars with strange contraptions
>walks mindlessly around Ortygia, sees a writing: "Porta Urbica"
>still no one who speaks his language, these faggots speak something even worse than those in Roma
>Porta Urbica is covered in grass and a blasphemous wodden bridge with iron goes across
>"But why abandon this ingenious, durable stone structure to build something wooden. What a bunch of dick kisers"
>"What kind of vesta is that guy wearing, there is ZERO space for a spatha"
>"These women do NOT have a unibrow. Fucking ugly"
>"This moving picture table...What kind of a barbarian is the name "Renzi", is that Laurentius?"
>they built this fucking complex architecture...what's the name...Spiri..sant..."the Holy Breath? By Jove, these pagans"
>"Where is the fucking praetor's house"
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