At walmart

>at walmart
>Need mouthwash
>these things block path
Wat do?

Pretend to be looking at other shit till they move on.

go to walgreens
its closer to my home anyway

>>at walmart
>>Need mouthwash
>>these things block path
>Wat do?

Ill start to flirt with the left pig. Im into bbbbw girls and i want that pork sitting on my face.

Dude, that ass hasn't been washed. It's too wide to fit in a bath tub and her arms aren't long enough to scrub it in the shower

Run at her full speed. You'll bounce to electronics.

LOL that's exactly what I did

kek

that's why you need to help her with your tongue

>dick slowly gets harder
>yell "i can't take it anymore"
>massive 4 inch dick bursts out of pants
>pounce onto the one with red pants
>rip them off
>begin furiously fisting her anus until it bleeds
>stick my dick in her pussy and fuck it savagely while destroying the layers of fast
>i'm fucking her so hard that i can feel my energy building up
>one aisle down, i hear "THIS IS THE FBI YOU'RE UNDER ARREST user"
>fuck
>energy builds up as i climax in her and impregnate her
>my energy keeps building up
>the ground below me begins to shake
>my ki flows and i become a super saiyan
>my dick grows to a mighty 5 inches
>begin stroking it furiously as the FBI reaches my aisle
>"kame-hame-COCK!"
>a massive ejaculation energy beam shoots out and destroys all of the FBI
>i fly out of the store and go home

What a heart warming story.

Say excuse me like a normal person and proceed to get what you need.

I wish I was twelve to be able to laugh at this story.

Probably ask either lardo or tardo to move, politely.

Wild snorlax appears

>walmart
what did you expect, you inbred redneck scum?

"THE BAKERY IS GIVING AWAY FREE DONUTS!"

act like you're talking on the phone, be really loud and talk about random fetishes. stop by one of them and ask where the hemorrhoid cream is

meh
I'll give it 6/10
The dubs scored you extra points,

Two cows and a cripple walk into a wal mart

Fuck off you are blocking my way!

They're not blocking the path.

faggot

That's an easy one, you play the Pokeflute and catch them.

Be an adult and go around or politely ask them to let you by. Jackass

Act panicked and ask what year it is. Then proceed to do science experiments on random items nearby like toothpaste or deodorant.

At least you are not in Venezuela.

Kick the fetties out of your way. The other guy is the only one w/ a real handycap.