Shooting shit with the bros: Gone wrong

Shooting shit with the bros: Gone wrong.

>Be Me
>At the mall with my friends.
>We sit down to eat at a Chili's
>Friend of mine pulls out his phone
>He shows me pics of girls that are easy and willing to have a fuck buddy. As long as he isn't ugly or too beta
>We start discussing which chicks we would go after.
>I start daydreaming and thinking about the chicks
>They ask me, "user, so which chick do you want to hook up with"
>Still daydreaming but I can hear what he said
>I respond with "Tsubaki"
>"OH GOD NO" in my mind
>He responds "Who the fuck is Tsubaki? What's her last name, I don't see her on Facebook or Tinder."
>I respond "Y-Y-y-yay... hey I meant Catherine. My bad, I was just fucking with you guys."
>Other friend Googles Tsubaki Yay and the autocorrect shows my waifu
>Pic Related is Tsubaki Yayoi
>I can still hearing them laughing at me
>I haven't left my apartment in 3 days.

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Kek

don't be a pussy about it, go full beta

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Being beta is not the way of life.

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u fucked up, own it dude, if they see that it bothers you they'll keep pushing that button. just say fuck it and own the fact you went full metal beta, and that a girl probably will not love you long time for a while.

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I am trying to accept my fuck up. We are going to hang tomorrow.

fuck yeah man, best way to get people of your back is pretty much dont give a fuck, or laugh at yourself. Unless theyre really close friends, in that case they'll still hangout with you but you will get made fun of for eternity cause thats just what close friends do.

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Thanks for the advice man. I wish you were one of my friends. I'd suck your dick

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i appreciate the offer, but i just hope all goes well with the friends. hope i was helpful!

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okay

lol user. are you me? i had the same exact situation a couple months back. hope all goes well.

Get the fuck outta here you herb

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?? Just tell them it's a fantasy for you, if they're your friends they won't care.

You'd be surprised how many people watch anime or just don't care. 2 of my best friends I met at the gym when I heard them talking about Hunter x Hunter, both are your stereotypical chad.

Anime is the fucking worst. I've been a fan for about 15 years, but it's so destructive and just plain toxic.

>be me
>still into anime and vidya in my mid 20s
>still living with mom
>have a nice, understanding gf who's also into anime
>mom asks when i'm going to stop watching those stupid cartoons
>tell her they aren't cartoons
>explain that anime has become a part of my life
>she tries to throw away my anime dvds and bds
>snatch them back and tell her they have value to me
>she's not having it
>demands that all of that stupid jap shit needs to be out of the house by the end of the week or else
>i don't comply because i love it
>it's not hurting anybody
>end of the week comes
>she still sees the anime dvds, posters, etc
>KICKS ME OUT OF THE FUCKING HOUSE BECAUSE OF ANIME
>really?
>have to live with gf and her parents
>on the verge of killing myself
>can't stand my gf or her folks anymore
>can't go back home
>in talks with a friend so we can get a cheap apartment somewhere
>all because of anime
>or maybe my own stupidity

FML
It can always be worse user

cry more faggot

Dude its just anime, why tf is it ruining so many people lives, what the fuck are you guys doing that makes shit like this happen

lmao

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Thats what you get for having shit taste in waifu

Nigga, fuck you. Tsubaki is best girl.

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Fucking this.
I remember having a conversation with my friends about 2D women we have fapped to and anime we watch. We just make sure to keep these conversations to ourselves and not around actual women.

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Grow some fucking balls.

Is this a freaking BlazBlue reference?

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