POST YOUR BEST JOKES.
POST YOUR BEST JOKES
>if i make a thread people will post in it and i can make online friends..
yeah right you fucking loser
i hate myself
knock knock
whos there ?
no one you sad loser
Rofl
North Korea.
What did the beaver say to the tree? It's been nice gnawing you!
whats black and blue and doesnt like sex ?
the 5 year old in my shed
what kind of file turns a 10mm hole into a 50mm hole ?
a pedophile
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What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a pool?
You throw your clothes in
why do you have these pictures you creep
>you throw your *dirty* clothes in
because he's a pedophile?
makes sense ...
this guy might be on to something here
What is the only organ living in a dead baby
My dick
have you done this kind of thing before ?
i am impressed by your knowledge of pedophiles
I've seen those pictures on the deep web.
What is red, white and screams?
A peeled baby in salt.
What time does a chinaman go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty
What lonely and make bad threads
>op
Being nice is cool.
Don't be rude!
Heres a joke!
My life...
>what lonely
what speak like a retard hurr durr
A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and its destroying his family
Oh shit, is his family dying of eternal bleeding?
how do you fit four faggots on a bar stool ?
turn it upside down
A dnosaur.
AIDS ?
What's better than winning gold at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded!
What is 12″ long and makes a woman moan all night?
Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.
What's the best part of having sex with an eight year old in the shower?
Slicking her hair back and making her look six.
What's the best part about sex with a five year old boy?
Watching him break down on the witness stand.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the lightbulb, the other to suck my dick.
How do you stop a baby crying?
Cum in its mouth.
I was having sex with my girlfriend, and decided I was going to try my luck, flip her over and do her doggy style. She didn’t complain, and just went along with it. I got a little more daring and decided to stick my finger in her asshole. She still didn’t say anything, and seemed to be enjoying it. So I decided to go all the way and proceeded to slip his dick in her asshole.
My girlfriend suddenly froze, looked back at mr over her shoulder, and said “Don’t you think it’s a little bit presumptuous for you to think it’s okay to fuck me in the ass?”
“Presumptuous is a very big word for a five year old” I replied.
How do you think the unthinkable
With and ith berg
Here's a good one...
Get it? It's because they're monsterous abominations that should have been aborted immediately, but instead the family dresses them up like memes and posts their pics on the internet so actually human beings can laugh at them