POST YOUR BEST JOKES

POST YOUR BEST JOKES.

>if i make a thread people will post in it and i can make online friends..

yeah right you fucking loser

i hate myself

knock knock

whos there ?

no one you sad loser

Rofl

North Korea.

What did the beaver say to the tree? It's been nice gnawing you!

whats black and blue and doesnt like sex ?


the 5 year old in my shed

what kind of file turns a 10mm hole into a 50mm hole ?

a pedophile

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What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a pool?

You throw your clothes in

why do you have these pictures you creep

>you throw your *dirty* clothes in

because he's a pedophile?

makes sense ...

this guy might be on to something here

What is the only organ living in a dead baby
My dick

have you done this kind of thing before ?
i am impressed by your knowledge of pedophiles

I've seen those pictures on the deep web.

What is red, white and screams?

A peeled baby in salt.

What time does a chinaman go to the dentist?


Tooth hurty

What lonely and make bad threads
>op

Being nice is cool.
Don't be rude!

Heres a joke!
My life...

>what lonely

what speak like a retard hurr durr

A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and its destroying his family

Oh shit, is his family dying of eternal bleeding?

how do you fit four faggots on a bar stool ?

turn it upside down

A dnosaur.

AIDS ?

What's better than winning gold at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded!

What is 12″ long and makes a woman moan all night?
Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What's the best part of having sex with an eight year old in the shower?
Slicking her hair back and making her look six.

What's the best part about sex with a five year old boy?
Watching him break down on the witness stand.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick.


How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the lightbulb, the other to suck my dick.

How do you stop a baby crying?
Cum in its mouth.

I was having sex with my girlfriend, and decided I was going to try my luck, flip her over and do her doggy style. She didn’t complain, and just went along with it. I got a little more daring and decided to stick my finger in her asshole. She still didn’t say anything, and seemed to be enjoying it. So I decided to go all the way and proceeded to slip his dick in her asshole.
My girlfriend suddenly froze, looked back at mr over her shoulder, and said “Don’t you think it’s a little bit presumptuous for you to think it’s okay to fuck me in the ass?”
“Presumptuous is a very big word for a five year old” I replied.

How do you think the unthinkable
With and ith berg

Here's a good one...

Get it? It's because they're monsterous abominations that should have been aborted immediately, but instead the family dresses them up like memes and posts their pics on the internet so actually human beings can laugh at them