Dubs decides what I say

dubs decides what I say

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What's better than winning gold at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded!

What is 12″ long and makes a woman moan all night?
Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What's the best part of having sex with an eight year old in the shower?
Slicking her hair back and making her look six.

Flower Boy has a lot of better songs than Glitter tbh

Fucking this

"You want sum fuc?"

What's the best part about sex with a five year old boy?
Watching him break down on the witness stand.

Hey I'm ambigender polyamorous man, and I think we have a lot in common, I am also sassy witty and sarcastic, I am a liberal and 100% support black lives matter, antifa. Also I hate pepe, and all i want is a good friend. PS i dont care about the friendzone

re roollll

Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick.


How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the lightbulb, the other to suck my dick.

re roll, op is a cuck plz

How do you stop a baby crying?
Cum in its mouth.

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

winrar OP DELIVER

Why is there elf cum on your eye?

Let's get together so I can whip your bare ass with a belt until you're a sobbing mess. We'll see how things go from there.

this has potential

I was having sex with my girlfriend, and decided I was going to try my luck, flip her over and do her doggy style. She didn’t complain, and just went along with it. I got a little more daring and decided to stick my finger in her asshole. She still didn’t say anything, and seemed to be enjoying it. So I decided to go all the way and proceeded to slip his dick in her asshole.
My girlfriend suddenly froze, looked back at mr over her shoulder, and said “Don’t you think it’s a little bit presumptuous for you to think it’s okay to fuck me in the ass?”

“Presumptuous is a very big word for a five year old” I replied.

OP is too much of a faggot to deliver this winrar.

why did you people do this to me im just trying get get laid

Deliver you faggot.

>Why is there elf cum on your eye?

then go with that but change it to "fairy" dont listen to those fags they dont care if ur laid or not

i will just hold and keep keep this thread alive

Can my dad and i come over and fuck you??

How many times did your parents drop you on your head as a baby?
also can i lick your booty hole

Does it want it in the ass or does it have a pussy? Why are people looking for fwbs when they won't say what kind of orifices are available?

ok about to deliver hold on faggots

Ask her if "agender" is spic for "fat bitch"

Ok bro

Do you dye your hair with your tampon or do you always look like agender shit?

fam this got dubs and you didnt deliver :(

because im a piece of shit ok

swear ill deliver this time go

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bump

keep a lookout for when I post results

Reroll

can i fuck your fat rolls?

can i fuck your mom please

dis

that description is so fucking cringe

SEND IT OP

hey/how are you ?

the night king has an ice dragon

also fuck you

show me that big hairy bush

Boom

Im gonna rape you

jimmy carr wants his joke back

roal

poke my ass

Wanna fuck while camping? It'll be in tents


Kidding. Smug cunts probably feminazi as fugg