How often do you poop, Sup Forums?
I do it 3-5 times a day. I'm taking my third shit right now and it's 2pm so today is on track to be one of the five poop days. I have a normal diet and I'm not fat but I feel like that's a lot. Any medfags know what's up with that, and if it's bad for me?
1, maybe 2 if I eat certain foods. If you're shitting 3-5 times a day you may want to see a doctor.
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if you have a normal diet you shouldn't be taking a dump that much
Any idea what could mean, or are you just saying in general that it would seem strange and alarm you if you pooped that much?
>I do it 3-5 times a day.
You should get a job in porn
2 usually.
5 is a lot. Are they all proper shits, or the odd nugget / squirt of liquid crap?
>How often do you poop, Sup Forums?
Continuously
Just in general, that many times is quite alarming. You >>could
Wtf is that?
3-5 time a day is perfectly normal with a healthy diet.
If your shitting solid that is.
Kek thanks for the thought. I'd never considered this. Shit doesn't arouse me but I guess if I'm being paid, it doesn't need to.
Mostly proper-ish. Some are definitely on the softer side but straight-up diarrhea is uncommon for me.
its a fly. havent you seen one before?
once or twice a day.
once a day. big hearty shit every morning when I get up. I take probiotics so I'm as regular as a grandfather clock ya dig
Once every 1-2 days.
Are you fuckers dumb?
I shit 7 times a day and I'm just fine... sometimes 10 or more if I had coffee or booze
I have never shat once in my life. My piss and feces exits through a blowhole on my left thigh
no more than 2-3 times a week, but I birth niggerbabies like pic related
i dont know but theres a fly on it
I usually go 1-2 times per day if I'm regular but if I'm constipated it might 3-4 small ones.
1-3 times a day
There sure is.
Holy shit .. is that Barack Obama
once a day or two
OP here. I would think if you were going a whole day without even shitting once it would make you feel bloated and uncomfortable. Apparently people do this but it sounds bad. I'm sure the best balance is somewhere between me and you.
Holy fuck. Are you an alcoholic or something?
That's a majestic turd, my dude.
I can never unsee that
You're right, it's a fly
I started eating high fibre cereal in the morning and went from two shits a day to one big one.
Not sure it's a good thing though. I had one the other day so big that I was scared I'd ruined by butthole. It felt like it was wide open for ages and farts sounded like wind in a cave.
that's nearly exactly how my morning shits look. Idk about only shitting 2 times a week user but if you feel okay then whatever
How often should I go? Everybody is different, and there is no set “normal” when it comes to passing stools. That said, the normal range spans three times a day to once every three days, meaning the average person poops approximately once a day—about 1 ounce of stool for each 12 pounds of her or his body weight.
I poop once every day between 8 - 8:15 after my coffee. What am I a dog who goes all willy nilly.
I'm 150 lbs overweight and I poop 8 times a day
This would've been the funniest quads i have ever seen... but nope
Do you eat in some god awful unhealthy way? Surely you must, to be that fat. No offense but since we're being real and objective here...
Fat people are similar to rabbits. They eat their own droppings to make sure they get every single last calorie out of their food.
On number 12 right now. Gawd fawkin shite it's so orange and yellow and theirs blood from mah hemmroids. I have enough mucus in the toilet to lubricate every hole in the neighborhood. I've sweated off half a pound pushing out slime covered strands so thin you could serve em up as spaghetti. It smells like a compost heap and it's as thin as water with little slime nuggets. Theirs a monster in their that looks like a snake covered in dead seaweed. Probably have another 4 or 5 shits before the end of the day. Irritable bowel syndrome man. It sucks. Might be other things though. Fuck my legs and balls are numb from the strain
I eat at a restaurant 2 times a day
Every 1-3 days, depending on my diet prior to shitting, also depending on how much I empty myself. It's been 4 years since I last had diarrhea.
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I hope this is a shitpost (pun totally intended)
That sounds horrific.
Look after your assholes, people.
I've been up for 5-6 hours and have already pooped twice. This is pretty typical. I'll probably have 2 more before bed.
So around 4 times a day, give or take considering unstable diet.
Fuck man, I have IBS too but I've never shit that many times in 1 day.
If you exercice often and have a fast metabolism, up to 3 times a day can be normal. I have a firefighter friend who shits 3 times a day and is in perfect condition
OP here. So we're similar then. Do you eat okay? Are you overweight? How's your health otherwise?
Once a day as soon as I wake up.
Get up, take my pills, wander down for a dump, check social media while im there, then shower and off to work.
Thats during the week.
Weekends ill get up whenever and maybe shit, maybe not. But during the week im like clockwork.
I WISH this post described me my man, but I don't ever exercise. As I said I'm not fat, but I'm not at all in shape, either.
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I have insane diarrhea 2-4 times a day and occasionally a massive solid shit that I have to force out
It's true. But I also puke about once a day and I got used to that too. I also wake up with stomach in a blender pain. Again I'm used to it
Start drinking fiber. I experience the exact same if I don't drink a table spoon of metamucil (mixed with a full bottle of water) twice a day. It's changed my life.
Can you describe your basic meals for a day? How old are you?
IBS sufferrer, lactose intolerant who gets frequent ulcers here. I wake up because it hurts so bad from having to shit. 7 on the dot. No alarm needed. Nausea until 9am. Second shit, loose one that drains the painful intestinal liquids. Nausea fades by noon, then the pain starts. Stomach cramps after eating. Think of having an expedited digestive system, it's basically the same thing but completely painful. When the shitting is real bad, it hurts up in my chest cavity, makes me sweat and shake, and brings me to the verge of spewing out both ends. This is daily. Good days are 2 shits. Bad days are 10 upwards of spraying buttpiss into the porcelain throne.
usually every other day
Are you dying?
Holy fuck. What happened to you? My schedule is still in the realm of kinda sorta borderline normal, but this clearly is not. I hope you've seen a doctor?
How can he have seen a doctor? He's never off the toilet long enough to go.
I'm overweight by about 30 pounds and sometimes gorge right before bed. The only real exercise I get any more is sex, and that's only like twice a week. I sit in a chair most of my day.
I'd be lying if I said it didn't sound like you were dying of some sort of cancer.
I'm 36. What I eat varies but I typically eat one full meal a day (usually not excessive) and snack irregularly. I try to get some fruits and veggies included with the snacking. Like I get shit from the local grocery's salad bar all the time to keep in the fridge. I don't really cook is the thing.
Forgot to mention health otherwise is ok not considering mental or daily addictions (smoker/drinker)
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I scoop my shit out of my ass with a plastic baby doll arm so I don't technically ever shit in the traditional sense. I then place my scoopings on a paper plate, cum on it 18-20 times, and then microwave it for about 30 minutes, or until it has completely exploded. I then put out the resulting fire by pissing on it and then stroll over to the barn to feed my parents and collect their dung and spank them if need be
basically your trousers are shittier than nigger's jeans
How often to Indians crap in their disgusting shitting streets?
No weightloss, cramps or spasms?
Never feel nauseous?
If none of the above, you just may eat a bit too much with a fast-ish metabolism. Height and weight?
Once a week
Didn't work. Tried every amount up until I was downing 20 times what it should.
That's a shame. I feel for you.
None of the above, and I'm 6'0" or 6'1" and around 185. When I was younger I ate like a fiend and was always skinny so therefore I "had a fast metabolism" but I've never really known what that meant in more specific terms.
Bump
Lardass
Do you feel constantly bloated? That can't be good for you bro. I can't even imagine.
say every poop requires at least X sq in.
say every day Y people go poop.
say the loo Designated Shitting Street area is Z sq in.
What happens when X*Y is a significant percentage of Z ? basically you go to poo in loo and your feet soles touch other people's turds.
When X*Y=Z the Designated Shitting Street is fully covered with shit.
When X*Y > Z, then poo turds are stacked one above the other.
Say a turd is at least K inches high.
Then when X*Y > K*Z* 6 feet, basically every Indian gets submerged with shit before he even attempts to take a dump.
Maybe an ulcerative colitis or Crohn's disease... you should see a doc, user.
You still have a good metabolism for your age, if you could run a bit everyday you'd be in good shape in no time (I'm not a huge fan of the 'muh gainz gymbro' having a strong heart with some cardio is way more important in rhe long run).
So, you're fine; you just shit 3 times a day or more
No blood is present and feces are solid.
Sweet, good to hear. Are you a medfag or just happen to know about these things?
>I do it 3-5 times a day
How much do you eat? Fatso.
post pics of feces.
high resolution, please
Not an excessive amount. I had a more specific post somewhere in the thread. What about you?
My gut is in constant pain and i wanna die
I'm not officially medfag, but I do know things on the subject just see me as a Blackjack ripoff. If you begin to alternate between diarrhea and solid poop frequently or notice blood someday, go see doc.
Have you tried more fiber? If it's constipation, have you tried a stool softener? Anything along those lines?
No, it could be a lot of different things
I have and it dosnt work that well just makes me have the runs
Nice, well thanks m8, I appreciate it. You seem to know your shit (get it?). Cheers.
(s)hat tipping intensifies.
Cheers m8
On the plus side I can vomit pretty much when I want just by thinking it and giving a cough or two. Makes me hack a bit then my stomach just reacts. Tried drinking more water but I just puke it up then pee dark yellow
Your diet might be "normal" but still lack enough fiber and vitamins to fully fuction.
If you up your fiber intake and you dont drop down to 1/2 within a week you should see a doc.
What is it like to live with a chronic case of constipation?
twice a day
New Pepto bismol 2X will fix that.
my best was 9 days without defecating.
but then it was quite hard to birth the child.
constipation if it takes you more than 5 days to take a shit.
5 days or less is not a condition