Sup Forums I have a problem. My Muslim friend and I have started to fool around and we're likely to start dating. Her family is extremely religious though, they force her to wear full hijab and everything. The mom is racist as fuck toward white people, the dad is a bit more chill. Basically the only way we can make this work is if we pretend she is/has converted me to Islam. That will win over her parents for sure because they fucking love converting people.
I will need to go to bomb church
I will need to wear a little hat
I will likely need to know a bit of trivia about boom bible.
Now honestly all that sounds fun as fuck. Like some kind of cartoon concept. I just want advice on making this work, how many times do I have to attack Paris? Also, once it starts will Sup Forums want blogs about it? I think you guys might find it interesting.
Sup Forums I have a problem. My Muslim friend and I have started to fool around and we're likely to start dating...
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I hope that pussy is worth it
She's a real qt. We've been friends for a long time and this was pretty inevitable. I doubt the parents are going to light me on fire and cut off my balls, I mean probably not. What's life without a little risk right?
Don't do it. Cut off all contact with her.
Unless you can get her to renounce her religion and you can safely get the fuck away from her family.
I weep for you.
They will kill you once you break up with her
Get her to leave Islam.
You go to mosque, learn their plans for world domination, and bring them back to us. Pretend to be Muslim convert. Use the doctrine of taqqiya against them. Then when it gets serious you move away from there and never see any of them again because they'll kill you.
>Going against his own ideals and civilisation to maybe get pussy
How more beta and pathetic can you be
God damn, is this site full of high school kids?
Have her move out and tell her parents to fuck off, you're supposed to be an adult to post here.
(I really need to quit coming here)
Not happening. My first name is Chris, if you see an article about a white boy via muslim murder in Canada, you'll know.
In a few years she's moving away from her parents. I've been trying to speed that along because holy shit Muslim parents are abusive as fuck. The stranglehold is tight though.
She likes the religion a lot but the way she follows it is honestly closer to Christianity. She just kind of likes Allah and tries to be a good person. Doesn't really eat only halal, she let me "trick" her into eating pork several times. The hijab is mostly a family thing. One of the good ones.
>being this desperate and thirsty for boom pussy
Become Christian yourself. Convert her.
>My Muslim friend
stopped reading
Make the valid point that if she does anything haram, she is an apostate and not a Muslim; therefore, she can date you as she has already committed haram by leaving the house alone for school or to hang out.
Likewise for her family, none of them are Muslims.
This.
Plus, OP can fuck her in the ass. It's normal in muslim communities, it's not really considered sex.
The boom bible is full of knock-knock jokes, just read it. And Paris needs to be attacked at least twice if you want to pretend to be a good mudslime - the attack has to make it at least to the local papers, but preferably to the TV.
Yes, regular blog would be appreciated.
infiltration is always a good choice.
Take full advantage of this situation.
Join them and "convert" and get them to do your bidding.
Create Canada ISIS cell and conquer the continent with political Islam.
Become the Sheik of Canada and get all the maple syrup and canuck pussy you could possible want.
>Trick her into eating pork
Does that mean blowjobs
No, but she did see my dick for the first time yesterday. First one she's ever seen. Shit's adorable. The second generation Muslims aren't what you think they are, Sup Forums, they're poor qts under the oppressive thumb of their first generation parents. Free them, break their chains with your dick.
There's only one way this can end.
Degenerate. It's you're problem, deal with it properly. You would rather play pretend, and lie, than be a man and be forward/blunt with your intentions. If you do this, you're willingly submitting to their rule and that's exactly what we don't need.
>Wanting to fuck sandniggers
Even sandniggers don't want to fuck sandniggers dude. You need to get better taste in women.
Fuck the shit out of her, record it and send it to her family.
I'll watch the news as Trudeau claims that Muslims aren't fucking barbarians, and that honour killings are a figment of our imaginations.
Make her wear Hijab, blow load all over her & it, come back with time stamp, we will help you at that point. Until then fuck off.
>Hey can I cum on your hijab and then take a picture of it so I can post it on a chinese neo-nazi forum so people can call me a coal burning faggot?
No one ever believes Muhammad girls want the D. They're so fucking repressed and starved for affection.
This sounds incredibly dumb
Convert her to the religion of the one true God of the father, son and Holy Spirit Op
Damn op, hope it works out. Post updates.
I was born in a muslim family but i am an atheist, I was gonna marry this muslim girl, but her parents tried to control me, telling how I live in a non muslim community and don't offer prayer, I realised if i married this girl I'm gonna have to deal with this shit on constant basis so I broke things up. Remember muslims are very judgemental and likes to keep eye on every activity, your girl as well as her parents may do this shit and it will annoy the fuck outta you.
post pic of your gf so I can see if she's worth it or not
Just the lighting and costumes alone tells me this is a porno. Which one?
>My Muslim friend and i
stopped reading there
Not worth it for a shag mate, once you stop being a practicing pretend muslim, every muslim will want you dead.
>Boom Bible
Holy kek
>I doubt the parents are going to light me on fire and cut off my balls
How about drown you in a vat of battery acid
Dont trust religious fanatics you moron
Unless you can convince her to elope with you you should drop her like a hot potato
Converting to Islam is easy as shit, just say "I am a Muslim" and you're Muslim.
Don't do it.
Where is she from?
Is she a sandnigger?
I bet they caught you shitting in the street! I'm pretty sure any decent Muslim goes to the loo and washes their ass properly. They're clean freaks.
This.
Infiltration of Islamic communities has already begun.
Post pics op
You will find the right way insh'allah
>Fuck the shit out of her, record it and send it to her family.
this
>One of the good ones
She's not a Muslim at all, help her come to terms with that and move on. Then dump her ass and marry a white woman.
>If you see an article about a white boy via muslim murder in Canada, you'll know.
Do you honestly think that media in Canada is going to report that?
This reminds me of that gif where the skater boy takes a girls hijab off before her family comes with rocket launchers. I think it was from a Belgian short film, anyone have it?
It's the one that got Mia Khalifa famous. It will be pretty easy to find on any porn streaming site.