Herbert Chansey, 34...

>Herbert Chansey, 34, of Edinburgh is a simple man with a simple question: whether Adolf Hitler or Josef Stalin is more attractive.
>To test this, he selected colourized photographs of each man, erased their iconic mustaches, and gave them profiles on ten different dating sites
>Where prompted, the Fuhrer became Dolph Hiller, professional artist. Meanwhile, Mister Stalin became Joseph Halting, professional economist.
>The results speak for themselves: Hiller received sixteen responses from interested women over a three month period. Halting received seventy-seven.
>It seems that the Aryans are not the master race after all.
bbc.com/news/world-europe-36304721

All of Stalins pictures are shopped anyway, to hide his scars.

>implying it wasn't a matter of rich economist vs starving artist

Sexy med right there

This guy gets it

This. He should have been a professor in theology.

This right fucking here. My first thought

Also the link you have provided is for an articla about muh populism against immigration and your greentext has no google results. Hurr pol never checks the sources.

No shit. This is Stalin when he was on his 20s.

Fucker is sexy. Hitler apparently had some form of autism and women didn't like him at all. He didn't have sex until his 30s.

>This is Stalin when he was on his 20s.
>Fucker is sexy.

he looks like your typical modern nu-male minus the glasses

Looks like a roach from the side

yeah nah stalin was a 5'4 manlet with a baby arm and pock marks

he hired models to recreate mug shots

Stalin looked like this.

That picture is from a Soviet textbook. Almost every picture of Stalin is edited to remove his small pox indents and shortness.

>herewegoagain.jpg

If I had to choose a man to marry my daughter out of FDR, Curchill and Stalin, I'd probably still pick Stalin.

I bet they left out the heights of both of them.

Stalin - 5'4
Hitler - 5'8

No woman would go near these manlets.

That is heavily retouched.

He also had a little bitch voice, when I listened to one of his speeches I was very, very, very let down.

Stalin was 5'4''. Hitler was 5'9''. Stalin was literally as short as Hitler's wife.

WILL THEY EVER LEARN?

Stalin was basically a model

Hitler looks like fucking Ricky Gervais, just less fat.

>A 5'4 manlet with one arm visibly shorter than the other and darkened holes in his skin from small pox
>Model

>but DUUUUUUDE have you seen the le young Stalin picture!? My grandma forwarded me this email with a picture of him when he was young and he was so hot like omg

All these idiots falling for the "Stalin was a hotty" meme demonstrate how someone like Stalin can rise to power. Fucking idiots will believe anything if they see it enough.

There's some meme potential here.

Gervais wasn't bad looking when he was going through his "I want to be David Bowie" phase.

>>the Fuhrer became Dolph Hiller, professional artist. Meanwhile, Mister Stalin became Joseph Halting, professional economist
Kek

Also
>Hitler
>Aryan

>Hello my name is Dolph Hiller

Before you read any further if you are Jewish a Slav or communist swipe left because you are subhuman and need to be genocided

Now that's out of the way let me tell you a bit about myself, I have on testicle, syphallis and a "micro penis".

My interests include my scat fetish and incest. If you like what you see please send me a message xoxo

>Hey girls I'm Jo

I'm a well off economist but I have a soft side, I love giving money to the poor and I'm a cuddler

Netflix and chill? ;)

>BBC

Shopped

Wow, holy fucking shit. He looks fantastic right there.

>Say one is artist
>Say other is professional economics
>Be surprised that women want the professional with money.

Too bad he didn't include that Stalin had a withered arm.

tho I think it would go differently had they met them in real life.

stalin was turk tier short. in fact he probably was a t*rk

link to pictures?

maybe people just recognized that the pictures were Hitler without the mustache?

This is a fair point, I just asked my gf if she knows who Stalin is (from a pic) and she said no

Hitler didn't even fit the description of an aryan. He's blacked haired with brown eyes.

Furthermore a professional economicist will attract gold diggers whereas some artist will not.

Hitler had blue eyes, just fyi.

This.

effay hitler

>link is nothing to do with thread
>googling provides no results

We've been rused

you are defining "Aryan" like your social studies professor taught you, not how the germans did.

>Hitler apparently had some form of autism and women didn't like him at all. He didn't have sex until his 30s.

ONE
OF
US

How does it feel to be on your way to becoming the next Hitler?

NORDIC, for fucks sake

Is it just me or was Hitler actually pretty good looking? He really isn't the short (for his time, anyhow) and ugly man they make him out to be. He certainly looked a lot better than Churchill or Stalin.