HE 'LL SEE! HE 'LL LEARN!
HE 'LL SEE! HE 'LL LEARN!
Ian Miller
Matthew Foster
SUCK OUR COCKS?
Hudson Powell
YOU 'D THINK THERE NEVER WAS A MICHAELANGELO, THE WAY THEY TREAT SHOESHINE KIDS!
Brody Gray
ANTONIO MEYUCCI INVENTED THE TELEPHONE AND HE GOT ROBBED, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT!
Austin Butler
Your father was run over by the trolley, right?
Lincoln Rogers
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Christopher Roberts
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Angel Gomez
I LOVED THAT COCKSUCKER LIKE A BROTHER, AND THEN HE FUCKED ME IN THE ASS
Jaxon Ward
Measures were taken...
Levi Butler
They say theres no two people on earth exactly the same. No two faces. No two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? Cause they would have to get everybody together in one huge space. And obviously thats not possible, even with computers. Not only that, theyd have to get all the people who ever lived, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. They got nothing. Mrs. Soprano may have passed, but whos to say there isnt another Mrs. Soprano just like her, or will be? Maybe not with the same fears and paranoia but the same. What Im saying is..............................................
Kevin Parker
possibly the best threat in the entire show
Carson Wright
WATCH IT CRISSY
Logan Turner
Was Christopher an empiricist?
Samuel Hall
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Alexander Brooks
>Adrianna beings up adoption
>Chris mockingly mentions a chinky-eyed kid named Moltisanti
BRAVO CHASE
Jordan Allen
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Levi Ramirez
A FUCKING MOOLY
MOOLIGNYAN!
Jack Stewart
I think I seen a couple o' niggers running that way!
Eli Nelson
Was it part of Chrissy's endgame all along?
Aaron Moore
MARTY...KUNDUN! I LIKED IT!
Jordan Cox
WOKE UP THIS MORNING
GOT MYSELF A 'GOOL
Tyler Green
>tfw you never get bored of Soprano threads
Lincoln Thomas
Why did Body help Brendan to rob a truck? And what was he doing in Noo Yawk in the foyst place?
Thomas Garcia
AY TONY I HADA TO PARKA DA CAR OVA HEA
Jackson Robinson
SUCK OUR CAWKS?
Jordan Cruz
how does a show mirror drama and comedy so fucking well?
Connor Perry
He's obviously referencing David Hume, here.
Dylan Gray
Was the purpose of AJ's super rich girlfriend to show that in the long run all this murdering and sword of damocles shit doesn't really elevate the mafia above normal people?
Benjamin Butler
>tfw James Gandolfini was wealthier than Tony Soprano
Kayden Rivera
HOW ARE THE SUPER RICH NORMAL PEOPLE
IT SHOWS EVEN HIGHEST LEVEL MAFIA BOSSES ARE PLEBS COMPARED TO WASP OLD MONEY
MAYBE THE SICILIAN MAFIA COULD COMPETE, THEY GOT PEDIGREE GOING BACK TO ROME, BUT NOT THE JERSEY MOB
Ryan Thompson
the super rich isn't normal people, that's the point, that despite all the dozens of murders and the large organization doing all kinds of stressful and dangerous shit this presumably legal and boring businessman makes tony look middle class
Daniel Stewart
>PEDIGREE GOING BACK TO ROME
what validity does that give them in the new world?
Lincoln Sanchez
...and he got an answer
Anthony Harris
ITS A COMPETING LINEAGE TO WASP BLUEBLOODS
>FATHER MADE HIS MONEY IN FINANCE
>PRESUMABLY LEGAL
NAH M8, JUST A DIFF TYPE OF MAFIA
Levi Smith
"UH HELLO..."
Lincoln Rodriguez
>Tony's death ins't cinematic.
>The audience goes apeshit
Jackson Murphy
oh sure...wait, back to Rome?? How? Did the sicilian mafia begin from the roman prefects in Sicily?
the plot thickens
I thought albanians brought the vendetta in Southern Italy
Anthony Bennett
I MUST BE FAITHFUL TO MY CAPTAIN
Robert Moore
Post your fave Junior/Tony scene. This is mine:
Hunter Scott
>it's a Tony and Junior talk episode
whatever happened to Gary Cooper?
Justin Martin
>You fucking killed the dog? What kind of sick fuck does that?
Nathan Myers
Adam Gonzalez
youtube.com
call me a pussy idgaf
Carter Jenkins
Blake Perez
>Tony's death
Connor Perry
>AJ!
Blake Edwards
>Prick sucker punched me.
Jackson Mitchell
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Hunter Green
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Jayden Morales
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Josiah James
When I came to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water... disgusting.
Joshua Torres
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Bentley Jenkins
>tfw you go about in pity for yourself
Connor Bailey
Who was in the wrong here?
Aiden Adams
>My own mutter's funeral. Jezhush chrisht
Daniel Adams
>it's a Paulie discovers reddit episode
Elijah Walker
fuck this killed me last time i watched it.
Brandon Cooper
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Jace Walker
Tony and all the made men including NY are middle class plebs when it comes down to it. A lot of show is about dispelling the whole Godfather meme where the boss lives in a feudal palace and is a wealthy respected benevolent dictator.
AJ's girlfriend being taken aback when she sees the boss of NJ lives in a $1.8 mil three car garage home is just one example. Remember when Tony is at that AC casino and the casino whore tells them about helicopter rides because she thinks they're high rollers?
Joseph Barnes
>ftw you never had the makings of a varsity athlete
Gavin Howard
>He's a hot house flower
Owen Perez
This painting (?) makes me ill at ease
Oliver Myers
>wake up
>wipe the cigar ashes, tomato sauce, stripper glitter and gabagool grease from my polyester short-sleeved collared bowling shirt
>breathe heavily and as loudly as possible on my trek down the stairs and across my McMansion to the kitchen (probably the most exercise I've done in years, I never did have the makings of a varsity athlete)
>fix myself a hearty plate of gabagool with a side of gabagool
>pour myself a glass of Tropicana™ with some pulp to wash down the diabetes
>here comes A.J down the stairs
>it's been a good week for him, he only attempted suicide 5 times and he got an F+ on his community college Remedial Arithmetic quiz
>I'm proud of him
>So proud of him that I take him outside to see his new car. My son only drives the best
>A brand-new stretch hummer limo. The safest money could buy, and it gets ten feet to the gallon
>A.J. starts bitching about the environment
>Tell him I'll throw his ass back in the pool if he doesn't shut the fuck up and get in the hummer limo
>He gets in, the hummer limo immediately bursts into flames
>A.J. survives, is angry he's still alive and goes back up to his room to jerk off to interracial porn
>Carmela arrives, she's back from the gabagool market
>She presents to me crates, barrels, backpacks and suitcases packed to the brim with delicious gabagool
>"It took me hours to gather all this gabagool, Tony. A thank you would be nice."
>Give her a gabagool and cigar flavored kiss on the cheek and a crisp $100 bill, and pat her on the head. That'll do, Carm, that'll do.
>Phone rings, it's Meadow
>Everything goes to black, there's no punchline. Fuck you, lmao!
Joshua Sanchez
>A lot of show is about dispelling the whole Godfather meme where the boss lives in a feudal palace and is a wealthy respected benevolent dictator.
It's sort of funny though that the current organized crime show, Narcos, is basically factually true and the boss there is bill gates-tier wealthy and was viewed as a saint by the populace, at one time. Apparently crime only pays if you're not american.
Mason Evans
Here's my headcanon on the ending:
>Tony survives that night at Holstens, MOJ guy was only looking at Tony because he thought he recognized him
>the FBI finally has enough evidence with Carlo's testimony to get Tony indicted
>several months later Tony is charged with only a few RICO preds because NJ was a small "family" without much dirt compared to NY
>Tony is sentenced to 9 years in prison, much of which he spends reading about history, getting in shape doing cardio, lifting and sports (varsity athlete wish fulfillment)
>avoids 2013 heart attack because there's little to stress about day to day in the can, plus weight loss and no cigars
>Tony's now happier in prison than he was while free
>he gets released in 2016 only to find out, all on the same day, that:
>Meadow recently became a paraplegic due to a freak parallel parking accident
>she's also a militant SJW, feminist, avid BLM supporter, and got back together with and married The Charcoal Briquette
>AJ lives in a filthy apartment and has turned into a NEET Sup Forums shitposter with "superior taste" because of his short stint in the film biz
>Carm has remarried to Paulie for financial and religious spiritual support
>"SORRY TON', BUT WE WAS LONELY ALL DOSE YEARS YOU WERE IN DA CAN, AN' I FIGGA'D YA'D GET CUNTY AND TURN FINOOK ANYWAYS, HEH HEH"
>Tony enters a massive agita and bantz- induced cardiac arrest and dies almost instantly