APPLES ARE $1.00

APPLES ARE $1.00

A FAIRER PRICE YOU WONT FIND

WTF

I'll bite.

One Apple please?

Have fun when he puts the antidote up for sale

You look like a good fellow

2 apples my good man

I NEED TO SEE THE MONEY FIRST OF COURSE.

OF COURSE MY CHOCOLATE MINIO- I MEAN LOYAL CUSTOMER

PARANOID GOY

HERE IS A DELICIOUS NON-POISON APPLE, YOU CAN PAY ME ON A WEEKLY BASIS

Wow! These apples are amazing! But for some reason I feel like there is something about these apples.

BUT FUCK THAT I'LL BUY 2 MORE

It smells... A little off.

SORRY MY FRIEND THIS IS THE LAST ONE BUT I WILL SELL IT TO YOU AT THE BARGAIN PRICE OF 1.00

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This last one tasted kinda funny. Anything you want to tell me?

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Thank God I only ate 3. And i ha e exact change!

*sighs*

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>Creating a problem then selling the solution
That's capitalism for you.

Apples $1,00
Poison antidote 10,00 $
>jews

Wait till we figure out a reason to bottle air.

>Creating a problem then selling the solution
That's c̶a̶p̶i̶t̶a̶l̶i̶s̶m̶ Jews for you.

>Fixed for you

Add me in screencap

10/10 thread

Much needed in a time where half the catalog is non stop fap roleplaying threads

>wwyd
>fb/ig fap
>rate my sister/cousin
>pics you shouldn't share

Genius

dude set up filters and you don't have to look at the underage autism again

Can i get uhhh 5 mililitres please?

quick a jew escaped! call the army!!!

Calm down there lorax