Roast me. Pro tip, you can't

Roast me. Pro tip, you can't.

You're right, I can't.

>gay haircut
>tattooos
>shitty mustache

You're not going to get into Heaven with tattoos.

You = OP = faggot
/thread

You got your ink before bulking up. Because of that, the tattoos are stretched, causing them to distort into something that doesn't look good.

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gay biker Ryan Gosling sucking brews and more at a backyard faggot barbeque

family guy is for queers

That's besides the point!

You post fake pics of urself on Sup Forums to try and get attention since no one would even take a second glance at you in real life. You are not unique since you post a shitty version of an already played out cancerous thread.

Here's s your reply so you don't kill yourself tonight. See you tomorrow.

nice dubs, you fucking loser

>balding
>covering ugly face with glasses
>gay moustache
>tattoos

You're trying too hard tattoo.

jesus christ

Nice glasses you fucking panda

douche-nozzle supreme!!

Eyebrows and eyelashes keep sweat and debris out your eyes, Does your mustache keep the cum out of your mouth when you take loads to the face you?

...also you look like a gay John Travolta

Does your husband know your posting here faggot?

you look like the child molester edition of a troll doll that found pomade.

You look like the gay love child of Dwayne Johnson and Travis Bickle.

you look like you work in a fucking pizza place, if you know what i mean

you look like the kind of guy who'd start on the wrong end of the ice cream cone.

yeah he looks like the kind of guy who'd have an extra tire in his trunk if you know what i mean

Looks like a guy that sat on the wrong end of an ice cream cone

there's a right end to sit on it?