Just found this in my mom's room. What do /b, dubs decide!

Just found this in my mom's room. What do /b, dubs decide!

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microwave it

take a pic with it in your ass

jizz on it with your dick still in the picture and post pics

reroll

put it uo your ass

roll

rerolling

reroll

Put it in your ass, cum on it, return to where you found it. Follow up with pictures.

reroll

Up ass

Put it back and go to bed. You have school in the morning.

Don't do anything. Put it back and stop being such a nosy fucking faggot.
Go do something productive instead, or at least more productive than violating your mom's goddamn privacy.

i got dubs hahah put it up your butt

Win

WinraaaaaaaaaaaaRrrr

Winrar, but can you do this one to please

Winrar

we have a winner

Cover it in superglue just before she goes to bed.

put your sperm on it and have a new brother and son at the same time

Lick it

This

I WIN I WIN PUT UR DI C C SPERM ON IT NIGGR

op died or is a bitch to do it

We need girth and length of the oject and size of mom

Crush it with a hammer

Convert your entire household to Christianity and stop browsing Sup Forums. Do some good for the Lord.

Confront your mother about it like a mature adult and then proceed to growned her and spank her for her misbehavaiour

post results op i dont have all night

A-are you sure?

the question that matters is, does your mom look good or not. if yes i'd wait for her to return home and present it to her with a dark smile in your face and tell her she knows what you want. if she doesn't look good either put it back or use it urself. nobody cares.

do it

>Just found this in my mom's room. What do /b, dubs decide!
>dubs decide!
In that case stick it up your asshole and post it and not deliver. fuck this site sometimes

just cum on it please, that hotter then seeing your ass

Checked

yes do it

O SHIt checked x2 combo

Holy shit.

mold your penis and make a new one to replace it with.

Confront

Timestamp

Post pics of your mums panties

op please deliver :(

Why do you still live with your mom and why are you going through her shit? Is your life really so sad that you have to borrow your moms sex toys? Jesus dude. Get a boyfriend already, at least you'll have a place to go when you're bored.

idk throw it in the garbage

yeah op deliver i rolled first dubs

Bird!

Birdy bird!

*pets the bird*

Good bird.

i got dubs twice in a row already OP deliver

Inb4 trap with leg hair

Checked.

Wow op delivered. Sorry it took so long

Faggot

great. now jizz on and show your dick please

feel more sorry for your mom.

RUB WITH HOT PEPPERS

God damn pass users are cancer

I get the feeling that that isn't his moms.

What are you doing talking to me? There's a bird! It needs pets.

*pet pet pet pet's the bird*

I still stand by my statement.

Jesus christ this... it's fucking mean and cruel and she'll know someone did it on purpose. But think of the really awkward hilarity when it does happen

This

I killed a bird with a pellet gun the other day

I hope you're fucking high dude

And i regularly eat some animals and pamper other animals. This is a petting bird. Commence pets!

I've had no less than 3 unrelated drug dealers tell me i don't need drugs.

...

That's nice,dear
Did you get a pass for your 12th birthday?

does it feel good?

that's his fucking dildo and you all faggots fall on his trap, without mother picture or mother's room picture this is all bullshit

Jesus go shit up an Andy sixx thread. Do everyone a favor.

Do you think a kid would respond to Sup Forums, respond to you, respond to any of this by ignoring your hostility, and being a complete silly billy?

I have the capacity to multitask.

Are you a girl?

send her a pic of it

If i was, of what utility would it be to admit it?

Good, there's probably like 8 of those threads right now. Do some good in the world.

Truth be told i minimize those threads any time i spot his face. Don't respond, don't read the post. I've outlasted obnoxious memes before, and this one will be no different.

>can't afford rope or tie own noose.

You don't have many friends do you
You know what nevermind I don't care enough to deal with this any more
>>/vip/ is that way>>>

I sense a little Asperger's though aside from that.

this

You still haven't done any bird petting. That is of paramount importance.

Make sure it isn't your dad's.

Asperger's is characterized by being friendly and civil and magnanimous in the face of baseless hostility?

Why does your mom like NIGGER COCK

Don't know. Might be fun.

Nah, Sup Forumstard response to a particular Sup Forumstard is very one dimensional once their sex is known. If male, lazily antagonize. If female, rut their leg like a horny dog.

What is fun is stringing along people who aren't yet sure.

I think you just did a fine job at defining it.

Like the other dude said, are you a chick or not? You know the rules.

I predate the rules.

I'm high as fuck what does that mean?

Post moms pics

means you're a fucking nigger who needs to go back to the cotton fields

It means that i'm such an oldfag that i was around before the rules meme was devised.

Incidentally, Sup Forumstards follow no rules. It is what defines them. It saddens me just a little bit that Sup Forumstards don't know that anymore.

Well, are you cute?
How tall?
Hair and eye color?

Fuck off, I'm the farthest thing from a nigger

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now you have aids, faggot