Ask an actual Sith almost anything

Ask an actual Sith almost anything.

Are you the master or the apprentice?

Apprentice.

For now.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Yes.

Who's your favorite Family Guy character

Why does star wars suck so bad? Bunch of pussies with light swords! What are you 5?

Mort.

Fuck off. This is not a game.

Whose playing dipshit..that whole franchise is a bunch of pussies tapping eachother with light swords! Should of called it star homos

You get the blaster, too.

Seems we may be at equals...
How far away is your Master? Or does it not matter like myself,
To void my presence in th Force.

What is that we can't ask?

Didn't george lucus fuck a storm trooper? Anyway star wars is for fat pimple dipshits that think they can be a fictional homo with light up dildos! Enjoy fat bois

it does not matter; the Dark Side is what connects us.

It's better if you didn't know.

Yeah, I'm guessing you're a Whovian.

Can I become a sith? I have lots of anger and hate. And I would really enjoy using force lightning on libtards till their eyes pop out.

Are you in possession of any sith holocrons?

No I'm a MAN! Unlike u fantasy faggots! I bet u lube up that light saber real nice n stick it up your fat hairy ass moaning oh jar jar! Ha fag!

They gay is strong n this thread

Do you prefer to choke or do you prefer to zap?

I sense...Virginity in this one.

Search your feelings, become attuned with the Force and let your anger guide you.

holocrons broke

>force choke, dual wield.

As you can see, choke.

Peace is a lie there is only???

Passion(fruit).

Does being a virgin and single at age 45 affect you?

I am neither a virgin nor 45.

Do you agree with Darth Bane's rule of two?

Does Darth Gayder fuck your b hole?

How many Tumblr are you on right now

Now if you will excuse me, I am going to go dark-meditate.

why is there so much retcon and zero continuity in the star wars universe?

tell me how you broke your chains

Kia klotiz tu must Surpass,
The Disconnection will be mines demise, even now, He still doubts me...
Some places still hold knowledge even they can Never provide Us.

Does being in denial affect you?

Tu\'iea fadetis uud tukodi lieti, tu aras nie tsis. Sis kash tave sesie Tribe & mes zinot pagalyina!!

>almost

But I thought Sith were supposed to deal with absolutes?

Opinions of the rule of 2

Snoke is gay

What's your midiclorian count?

Why didn't the sith ever use yellow or orange blades sabers?

Why aren't you strong enough to take out those white knight Jedi pussies?

What are your views on grey Jedi?

Big fan btw.

don't you think that cape would get in the way allot. caps are dumb