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Previous thread: News:

>Derrick Lewis goes to an elementary school
mmamania.com/2017/2/24/14724928/video-elementary-school-kids-mob-ufc-heavyweight-derrick-lewis-get-yelled-at-by-cranky-teacher-mma

>Villante granted USADA exemption
mmafighting.com/2017/2/24/14728480/usada-grants-gian-villante-retroactive-exemption-for-inhaler-after-positive-drug-test

>Lawlor USADA'd
sherdog.com/news/news/UFC-Light-Heavyweight-Tom-Lawlor-Suspended-2-Years-for-AntiDoping-Violation-117827

>Ovince Saint Preux returns to Nashville vs. Marcos Rogerio de Lima at UFC Fight Night 108
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ovince-saint-preux-returns-to-nashville-vs-marcos-rogerio-de-lima-at-ufc-fight-night-108

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Schaub is God

delete this

Underwears: Check'd

Belts: Taken'd

Be honest

What was your first UFC fight?

Anderson bringing Chael in for the post fight interview in their rematch talking about BBQ's was easily the biggest humiliation in UFC history

REAL NEW

Chuck dropping Tito or Forrest running out of the cage.

UFC 117

That picture reminds me of the pug eating the butterfly video

UFC 71 Chuck vs Hampage

Pinnacle FC: Pittsburgh Challenge Series 1

>"Gotchu Miesha."
>"After all this time?"
>"Always."

This is why Yamasaki let Travis eat all those unnecessary punches in the end.

NEW

Damn, cody has been always up-to-date with newest douchebag styles.

192 Cormier vs Gustafsson

dude please stop, you are making this decent ladlook bad

I really like Cody lads

I really idolise him

user, you are getting worse than schlobfags

185 BABY HOW ABOUT THAT

GSP vs Al Iaquinta

That would sell out anywhere in New York. Break all sorts of gate and ppv records.

Strong Island Vs Grease boy

go away al, youre drunk again.

he never posts anything worth reading anyway, just filter him

this cody 100% straight?

Is anyone?

Not true but enjoy your safe space

Most likely

I don't understand this, he barely posts, he's a nice dude and hes loyal to his fighter. What's the issue? If he posted a lot I could understand but he doesn't.
I wish I could be friends with him irl.

Heems a bit dead and I haven't slept in 72 hours

youtube.com/watch?v=_nSxO8ZMJcg

*shoots a double leggy on you*
*takes you down easily and passes your guard*
*gnps your face into hamburger meat*

Heh, good fight kid.

Hello yes, I'm looking for the "spicy bangers" list

Pls respond, I'm new here

go back to Sup Forums

spicybangers dot tk

You're at the bar ..this guy walks in, hands your girl a coat and tells her to cover her shame ...what do?

trick question, muslims dont go to bars

It's a milk bar

Tyron tko
Khabib tko
Banana tko
Hunto tko
Dad tko

literally free money

Daily reminder that Ferguson's real nickname is El Knockdown.

not at all

lemme just pluck his monobrow please

Conor will heem Khabib
Khabib can heem Tony
but Tony can submit Conor

it'd be a shame if someone got injured on the last 2 days of training

That only happens in Bellator.

100%

Tony could even point decision Conor

Will Conner ever defend his title?

Tony can't out strike Conor, he doesn't have the striking defense that Max or Nate have.

Only way el cucky out points is if Conor gets tired early but he's learned that lesson already

>implying khabib would not get D'ARCED
>implying tony would not rape khabib in the feet
>impying khabib can win against a striker without shit TDD

what DJ is doing in japan?

His record is padded but you're literally no better than the Conor doubters if you call Khabib a bad fighter.

i hate this little faggot. how many times is he gonna fight bermudez and the midget cans

Conor couldn't knock Tony out so he'd be able to take a lot of risks. A few submission attempts and spinning elbows and Tony takes it

metropcsman has shit striking defence

He doesn't have Nate or Max's striking defense, good chin or not he'll eventually get dropped without good defense.

Tony would d'arce him on the ground or even in a clinch

having shit striking defense will expose Landon Banana one day

>tfw DJ goes to japan to fight in rizin
>tfw the ufc dicides remove the flyweight division bc no mighty mouse
>tfw roided DJ rapes every midget MMA fighter
>tfw DJ head stomps other midgers in rizin
>tfw DJ gets raely famous in japan and becomes the bigger japanese MMA draw
>tfw DJ helps to eliminate the stupid rizin rule of no elbows and shows the world that pride rules with elbows is the ideal ruleset for MMA
>2030
>now the UFC allows soccer kicks, head stomps and knees to grounded opponent
>JMMA is bigger than ever thanks to DJ
>thanksmightymouse.jpg

>Is anyone?

yes, she is.

this only makes me sad because it will never happen

true.

WHY FINLAND POLICE FUCK ESTONIA?

why do people think wonderboy won on decisions?

Did anyone here watch Bellator 173?

I haven't seen a single person say that.

Because Tyron spent the entire fight backed up
had less hits and stuff. Everyone saying hes gonna wrestle need to go back and watch the 1st fight. He shot for way more takedowns than Joe noticed//mentioned and wonderboy stuffed everyone

This fights gonna be the exact same as the 1st one but this time tyron might not get the knockdown

My mums a casual mma fan and watched the promo for 209 and keeps going on about how tony is too skinny for lightweight

women are so fucking annoying, I told her he walks around at about 190 and shes all like
>no hes skinny look he has skinny arms
They're not that skinny plus he has a wide chest and shoulders
>no hes skinny he looks anorexic you can see his ribs
190 pounds at 5'11 is a very healthy weight
>no lightweight is 155 pounds
Yeah they cut weight
At this point I explain to her about weight cutting and how they cut water weight and then gain it back

>he cant cut more than 5 pounds he ways about 160 when hes in the octagon

Fuck off casuals ree

Strikeforce in 2010 and i saw franklin v silva 2

Should have HEEMED her

I actually see this happening. Dad always gets weird kos because of his strange dad shaped body and rashad was soundly beaten by bader

/heem/
Which fight would you like us to talk about?
Wonder boy vs woodley 2 soon.
At some point we want to live broadcast and let people voice themselves
m.youtube.com/watch?v=PLDtZz8QLFY

Im lanklet and i dont understand how manlets can hit so hard. I have been boxing for like 2 years and dont even know how to hit overhand punch right. How the heck le manlet overhand guys do that?

This is hilarious and adorable.

Wish my Mom was an MMA fan and we could argue about stuff like who wins Ngannou vs Black Beast

Shorter more compact chest more power per square inch. Plus lots of manlets like to get myscular so they.usually have dense upperbody and can throw their whole weight behind the punch.

Source: 5'8" - 5'11" over the past few years as a jacked manletking)

rashad got rumble'd by glover post usada add to that the cte clearance issues. its ogre for him

Compare Cody's tattoo to Ishihara's tattoo... What in the fuck? I think tattoos are fucking trash on anybody, but Ishihara's tattoos are dimensions above Cody's.

Gastelum or Belfort?

I think Mexican Johny hendricks got this

eyo wassup /heem/

were there any spicy just bleed fights last night on gloree?

vitor aint winning no more fights

Glory looks fixed desu, dont bother watching it. Yesterday's event was pretty wack

you think so? I think he's got a couple heems left in him

alright, thanks for your advice and feedback

Manlet can KO with overhand since most of the force arrives when the fist is still higher than your head, so overhands work well against lanklets.

Also the body is more compact, which means it is easier to turn your whole weight with the punch.

>Glory looks fixed desu,

Agreed. Badr Hari's last fight was very suspicious.

There were a few questionable finishes yesterday as well, that's why it raised my suspicions

>Lawlor
Oh man that guy, he used to a pro wrestling radio show I listened to and after his loss to Corey Anderson he just sounded bitter and angry all the time.

>you'll never get into the UFC
feels baaaaad

Lads, will we ever get Lawler vs GSP? (I just want to see Lawler fight again.)

youtube.com/watch?v=D7h6tTWN5qY

I think if Glory mimicked the K1 fomrula the fights could be better. Pay Overeem millions of dollars to get back on roids and heem everyone silly.

i don't know

but i want lawyer here. now.

Nah mang they're gonna make Horiguchi as the next big (lol) Japanese star

>I have been boxing for like 2 years

gastelum is a manlet. tor spinny heemy

That's an unfair assessment considering the level of competition he's fought lately

Rate my new gi lads.

Looks soft. Not a fan of the soft fabric/material

every weightclass under 170 should be disbanded

make sure you cook it after the training session before you eat it

Being new it feels like a piece of wood.

You're stiff as a board, I'd snap you in half.

get in my guard faggot

*achilles locks you*

*taps frantically*

I'll get you next time Ivan

I think that fight demonstarted the power of narrative and taunting in effecting an outcome