So my ass has been hurting the last few days Sup Forums. Tonight when I was taking a shower...

So my ass has been hurting the last few days Sup Forums. Tonight when I was taking a shower, I decided to stick my finger up it to find out whats up. I found out I have a massive fucking hemorrhoid that has developed in the last few days. What do? Its about the size of a marble

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How about go to a doctor and stop ask for advice from social retards on the net?

I'm going through the same thing but mines inside and not that big.

Soak your ass in warm water 15 minutes. Preperation H is your friend.

But for you, I would go see a doctor and have him tie a small rubber band around it to cut off blood flow. It will fall off in a few days.

Don't poop or touch your butthole anymore.

Forgot to add I've been taking Imodium for a few days to limit the amount of times I shit.

Shitting hurts. A lot.

What kind of Doctor? Proctologist? (I've never had a hemorrhoid before)

How about you stop drinking a 12 back of beer and a box of pizza every day, and start eating like a normal person. losing several hundred pounds wouldn't hurt either.

OP here, not that user, but I HAVE had to eat a lot of high fiber foods recently because of the hurricane in Texas limiting my supply to fresh food. As a result, I've had to shit a lot and they have been massive fucking bowel movements

What does a hemroid feel like?
When I wipe my ass it almost always bleeds a little.
So I'm thinking it's a hemroid but when I stick my finger up there it doesn't bleed and I don't feel anything.
Is maybe my ass just sensitive and tears or bleeds easy or something?

Checked.

Pop it. Livestream.

I usually eat pretty well normally. For example, tonight I had bratwurst with fresh corn on the cob and a cucumber and yogurt salad.

But as I said here , for the last 5 days before that, I've had to eat a lot of non-perishable foods because the only open grocery store didnt have anything thanks to Harvey

If your ads is itchy, painful when you poo and or wipe. Most likely small hemmeroids.

Fiber is supposed to make your poop soft and very passable though

If it bleeds, thats a hemorrhoid. Probably small ones though. Change your diet a little and avoid eating anything thatd irritate your bowels for a while

Just go to your GP and get a referral you dolt

It's never painful, and only itchy when I have to poop sometimes.
When I wipe and there's blood there it never hurts.

Yes, but it also makes you shit a lot. And when thats comprising 60% of you diet over a 5 day period, youre going to turn your ass inside out

If you have a hemmy, you are not doing well in either the eating or weight department. Few other non-fault factors help in the development of them, but I doubt you fit that.

So they'll go away?

Read my post again user. For the last week, I've been living on microwavable and instant foods because no stores had anything fresh.

Weight department, I'm only 15% above average for my height and age, which isnt overtly critical.

microwavable and instant foods shouldn't be giving you a hemmy that big..

You sound exactly like me op. Well what I've been doing to deals with it is just take hot showers and cleaning three times a day then going on walks.

Then I dont know what it is, because again, I'm only 15% over average weight, and I usually eat 3 balanced meals with very little carb content daily.

Dont drink sodas and my alcohol content is limited to hard liquor and only 2 drinks a week

Okay, so I'm this anonAnd I'm underweight for my height and age.
So why would I have one?
Just bad diet or not much exorcise or?

Witch Hazel helps. soak cotton ball in it and apply to hemorrhoid.
Also watch diet and don't strain sphincter for too long ie by sitting on toilet or squatting for longer than necessary.

>Squatting longer than necessary
Than dont go to Poland?

Anyways, thats another issue, my bowel movements lately have been 15-20min at a time

Grab some steroidal hemorrhoid cream. Take some anti-inflammatories (aspirin, ibuprofen, etc). You're going to be using that cream every 8 hours for about a week.

Don't worry too much. I know it hurts like a mother fucker, but the cream will make the itching and pain stop and you'll be able to get to sleep/enjoy your daily activities.

If it doesn't go away in a week, see your regular doctor. You don't need a specialist or anything. Hemorrhoids are common enough that it isn't necessary.

Go see a hemorrhoid dr. I had one a few years ago. Went to the dr. Of course I get female dr and her hot assistant. They spread my ass cheeks and literally take a medical soldering iron to it. You don't have a great deal of nerves back there so it isn't that painful. Maybe a 3/10.

I made sure I was extra clean back there during appointment and when thinking about it, I'm sure there were MUCH worse cases than mine, and their job is literally staring at nasty assholes all day so I wasn't too self conscious about it.

how good does it feel when you lightly rub it?

Like I have to take a constant shit, other than that, slightly smooth to the touch and moist

this happens when you push too hard on the shitter

also not enough fiber

so it doesn't feel good at all to touch it? have you tried doing that? I've heard it's almost orgasmic if you're gentle lmao

as long as it's not super painful it should be fine. just get some cheap over the counter hemorrhoid shit and some finger cots. witch hazel wipes will stop the skin irritation and bleeding so that the hemorrhoid is basically just an inconvenience while you wait it out.

>Ibuprofen

Ahh, well good thing I have a bottle of about 100 Duexis then

I have an internal hemorrhoid that I can push back inside, but it usually pops out a bit on its own.

I'm pretty sure I've had it for a number of years now

anyone else have experience with internal?

Didn't know pizza was drinkable...been doing it wrong my whole life.

I've had hemorrhoids a few times. The cream/duexis will take care of all but the most stubborn ones.

I had one of those in and out ones.

Was in the shower and felt that it was out for whatever reason.

Decided to push it back in.

I threw up immediately, fell to my knees and crawled to the bathmat and almost passed out.

Dont do that.

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OP here, I tried to push mine back in and felt the sudden nausea so decided against it. Seems that was a good idea

is yours actually internal though?

or is it on the rim of your asshole?

Its on the rim I guess? One sec, I'll get a pic of mine, the one in OP was pulled off google

So here's my hairy Russian descent add and balls

>ass

looks like its external

cut it off and cure with alcohol. That is the best solution, painless and reliable remedy.

Why is everyone discussing homemade cures instead of just seeing your doctor? Do you all live in 3rd world shitholes?

I used to get that shit sometimes when I drank too much. Started making sure to stay properly hydrated, and it's never happened since.

To be fair, most doctors will actually prescribe what a lot of anons have already said, Prep H and Anti inflammatories.

I'm not a doctor but(t) from the look of it it is a Perianal hematoma (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perianal_hematoma)

Well, I did have pneumonia the week before so I was coughing up a rhetorical lung