I will visit Germany next summer to enjoy nudist beach and FKK

I will visit Germany next summer to enjoy nudist beach and FKK.

Opinion?

You should come to Greece. Or visit any other Med country. We have better beaches with nude people than the Germans.

nudist beaches are overrated

Is there good whorehouse in Greece?

Have you seen Euro Trip?

I watched it long time ago.
Not related with that film, Germany is famous for nudist beach.

Yes. A lot to choose from as well.

How much dangerous do Japanese people walk around in Greece at the night?

You wanna see old people and gays?

Nah
I wanna hug with this kind of girls

Good luck, you'll need it!

It is completely safe. As long as you don't end up in a bad neighborhood you will be fine. In an island almost everywhere is safe.

no, we only want refugees

why do you want to visit germany?

I wanna get rid of my virginity.

Visit me

are you handsome?
you might get some weaboo pussy

You'll only find gay men there.

t. accidentally stumbled upon a nudist beach once, there were NO WOMEN

I'm not handsome so I'll go FKK to remove my virginity

Don't fall for this.
FKK has been dead for like 20-30 years.
Only old people and gays are on those beaches.
Save your money and go to soapland in Japan.

Don't do it, m8. It'll just be 70 year olds and gay fags. That's what our nude beaches are like anyway.

Where do you have sex then?

I'm not into fat old women and perverse geezers, but to each its own I guess

protip: Beautiful people don't like walking around naked.

The only place where I get sex is in brothels.
But normies use tinder, go to clubs with friends to pick up girls or have sex with women in their social circle.
Come to munich and and we'll hit the clubs ok?

jap guy craves the WOC (White Old Cocks) and is just too shy to admit it

Which brothels do you recommend me?

In munich?
The brothel called Leierkasten is pretty good.
I'm pretty sure they know some english there.

Munich is nice place to visit on summer?

They will laugh at your little jap willy.

Yeah especially since it's close to the alps.
There are some good hiking trails too if you're into that.

>Leierkasten

If you go to Germany you will be rapred by New Germans

Also, there is no sun in Germany evenless beach

not even travestis?

We're gonna need a few millions more to get to your level.
>According to a 2014 report, about 5,000 to 7,000 of the rapes are gang rapes.[8] In the culture of the banlieues, gang-rapes are referred to as tournantes, or "pass-arounds").[9][10] One of the first people to bring public attention to the culture of gang rape was Samira Bellil, who published a book called Dans l'enfer des tournantes ("In Gang Rape Hell").[9][10]
>In October 2012, two girls in Fontenay-sous-Bois on the outskirts of Paris reported experiencing daily gang rapes in the high-rise tower blocks, sometimes by scores of boys. One witness described 50 boys "queuing" to rape her.[11]
Really you shouldn't talk shit about us, it'll only end badly for you.

I wonder what the point of nudist beach is. I heard that there's an unspoken rule that you shouldn't get boner there or you'll be despised and kicked out of the beach. It sounds like nudist beach is for douchebags.

yeah, bring a knitting needle so you can poke your eyes out when you see all those middle-aged fat Merkels wobbling around shamelessly

>Your kink
>Reality

ジット・アニマレ

Don't worry, getting a boner there is practically impossible. But then again, depends on how much you used to browse Sup Forums

curious my friendly nudist kraut, i was thinking of renting a car in germoney and going in a small roadtrip since I hate going in a bus and lead like sheeps, how expensive is it to rent a car over there and do you know any decent places to visit?

>WomanSTATS
kek wikipedia btfo

>Argentinia european levels of rape
yee

>curious my friendly nudist kraut
But I'm not a nudist.

You can rent small cars for like 25€ a day.
South Germany is nice (Bavaria and maybe Baden Württemberg).
But the german and baltic sea can be also nice but only if you visit during midsummer.

I've never been to any far west german shithole cities though. Dresden is alright.

i just wonder, the girls in that club, are they actually German or Czech/ Poles etc.?

you won't get rid of it on a nudist beach

well, if it's actual nudist beaches, at least. Of course you can try open-air fuck-o-dromes like Cap d'Agde

most of them are eastern yurop women who've been sold to mafia by their own family

>Bavaria
I thought it was flooded with rapefugees?

they tend to be in big cities most of the time

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