What do you do if you found your friend's overdosed in your room?

What do you do if you found your friend's overdosed in your room?

>friend's

I'd learn grammar

Grammer nazi cunt

He showed you how to fucking spell it and you STILL get it wrong,

I guess take a picture, post it on Sup Forums, facebook, yahoo ask and instragram and THEN call the ambulance.

sage goes in every field

well i live in a ghetto fucking city so id assume its a fentanyl or car fentanyl overdose and narcan him/her and the call and ambulance (while the ambulance was on the way id draw a dick and a hitler mustcashe on them though, i cant be that good of a guy, then people would actually want to hang out with me)

>Hangs on Sup Forums
>("...Then people would actually want to hang out with me")
>Falling for this bait

Plop down and watch some TV duh

I wouldnt waste that ass thats for sure

just turn the tv on and let him die to maurie povich

Take off his shoes and smell his feet

Rape him. Use a condom though. Then probably call an ambulance. And then call the cops to put him in jail for trespassing.

Friend has. Moron.

Laugh at the loser, then realize your friend is such a loser. Quit being friends with such a loser. Push or carry him out of the house and leave him on the sidewalk for someone else to find.

Poke it with a stick

>pull down his shorts
>insert something in his butthole
>call emergencies

>undress him
>shit on his face
>fast forward next day
>tell him a girl had diarrhea during sex

>put his Penis into my asshole
>tell everybody he raped me

Sell his still good organs on the black market

Call 911 before you have a dead friend in your room

tattoo benis on his back

Drag him outside the front door.
Close and lock door.
Go back on Sup Forums.

what friends ??

Just fuck

Ask him why he didn't share his drugs with me

Kek

only reasonable response ITT