G'morning user

g'morning user
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

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I have to go to work.

I want to find the sauce of this. THen I can die in peace

Have a wife, roof over my head, just had a nice cold Monster, looking after a cool arse dog and im planning on having a nice juicy Kebab tonight.

If I killed myself, then I wouldn't get to see tomorrow's GIF or WEBM, and I wouldn't want to miss that.

I had sex yesterday.

I'm still purging sandniggers in the holyland

https:// ohyeah1080.com/ video/ wowporn-gina-gerson-lets-make-a-threesome-red-1080/

now die

nice dubs
have a great day at work.
hope u dont find it.
sounds great user.
:-)
congrats on the sex.
hopefully just the bad ones

still looking to get some puss

GOOD FUCKING MORNING GODDAMMIT

reason 1: first day of school yay!
reason 2: check out this sexy babe
imgur.com/a/tzTxc

yummmy

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i hope you get it.
HOW ARE YOU TODAY ?

what makes you think i will not do it

b/c i suspect you have an iron will to live.

living is not so bad.

Says someone with a happy life

nice dubs.
my life is ok. not great and super happy.
not terrible either.
how is your life ?

You don't care and, even if you did, an opinion's stranger on the internet means absolutely nothing.

...

or it could me everything,
and i could care alot.
so much.

I have some houses for sale to look at, then I have to go to the gym, and then finally I have to take a EMT class tonight.


too busy to be depressed. Being bored is satisfying when you are always busy. So I enjoy it rather than loathe in it. I dont have time to let my mind wonder and go to a dark place.

oh also. THE POWER OF JESUS CHRIST THE RISEN SON OF GOD.

I need to place at least Platinum

sounds like a full day.
g'luck house shopping and working out.
platinum in what?

Overwatch season 6

>no big bouncing boobs
Poor choice of actress

I'n really fucking sick with the flu. I have no reason to stay alive.

Finally getting my shit together.

Gonna try and get a career in suicide prevention.

Last few years have been absolute hell and i almost didnt make it.

just got into college that would be a waste of money

i want to do this to my daughter with my son

>2017
>not liking actresses with small tits

There's no 3 day weekends in Hell. Plus I just got my kitchen remodeled. Why would I want to die now?

good game?
i hope you get better soon.

you're a good dad.
what did you do to your kitchen user?

I promised my imaginary boyfriend I would do my best to stay alive, for his sake.

thats good.
please be good to each other.

Hey guys i am a girl and im super horny can you help me cum?

ok

i ask myself everyday

Please do

Same.

Too much of a pussy, last bits of hope

I know what you're implying but I'm mixed race myself. This really doesn't trigger me in any way. It's just confusing, mostly.

I am a cruel person and I want you to suffer OP.

what have you answered with?i don't understand.

I haven't killed myself because then my kids wouldn't have access to their favorite thread on Sup Forums every day

Because I'm not a retard.

i always find this shit hot on video, but irl it would just mean looking at another dud

the stories and information.........

too lazy to leave my house

Name ?

Is that relaxing?
youtube.com/watch?v=Lgzsj9fYbqc

Oh, I'm terribly sorry; I though you'd posted interracial porn to poke fun at lonely guys who turn to fantasy relationships for emotional comfort, implying they're race traitors, 'betas' and/or 'cucks'. It's something that happens a lot in this medium and it has led me to see malicious intent and a mocking subtext where there was none.

Writing a movie

Because my family is very dear to me and killing myself would ruin them, they dont deserve to suffer because im a failure.
Wouldve probably done it a long time ago if it wasnt for them.

I've had low points in my life where I was publicly shamed and humiliated. (too long of a story) I've been as close as putting the barrel of a loaded M-16 in my mouth with the safety off and my finger on the trigger.
Glad I didn't pull it now, things usually can only get better. Am happy now, everybody has low points, I guess it's how you get through them and move on with life.

I am too much of a faggot to suceed at anything. I don't get why suicide should be an exeption.

Soon. Need another two years to finish planning... then... best death ever..

what thread is that?
that's good you are not.
nah that's not me.
hope you're having a good day.
you can succeed in life user.

thread dead.

Gotta do new game+ witcher 3

I'm lazy

What drug is easy to get to kill myself, and how much do I need of it. Thanks

Love

Sorry I dont think thats available anywhere for me .now what drug is best? Sleeping pils?

Still waiting for shit to hit the fan

debating it every day though, exit bag will be the method

Killing myself would prevent me from ruling the galaxy.

you're a voyeur and probably a cuck.

prove it faggot

list your failures

Because I'm a 29 year old, entry-level, small man, who likes doing math. Could be better, but things are alright compared to the poor and what I'll experience in the future. Probably will kill self someday but I'll wait until assisted suicide is legal. Until then, life is really not that fucking bad, and most of what we see happening around us is just the attention meme.

Because today is family game night and we're playing uno and eating tacos

affection.
how is ruling it going so far
glad you are content.

sauce?

Because I have a newborn baby at home, a beautiful wife, a nice apartment, a 6 figure job, and a nice thick cock that shoots monster loads. I'm good.

That one isnt available Either so best bet would be sleeping pils?

I'm in college, sitting on a five year scholarship, and my girlfriend who loves me and loves sucking my dick is driving up here this weekend

One mission: to turn your under aged daughter into my personal cum dumpster when she says, "Going to study!"

all those things sound great.
hugs
that's great man. enjoy the cock riding frmo your gf.

Can't think of a reason to live or die.

because it is too complicated to do.

i like my life

Havnt had a hug in 4 years so Those are out of the question. How much sleeping pils I need tho?

might as well live thn
that's great.
kisses.

this thread is cancer and spammed every day

i love these posts user.

I'm taking my first vacation in 2 years today.

because I havent found that webm of a girl getting slapped and counting each slap, was in one of those 'ashamed' threads and yet i cant seem to find it for months

i know right.
have a great vacay.
g'luck finding it

Life's is short enough as is. why end it prematurely