You guys are completely obsessed with our our pop culture from movies, television, music, video games, to youtube stars. All your potential celebrities come to america to hop on our dicks for free ride and better chance at life.
Why do you guys pretend you care about the middle east? Suddam Hussein was a faggot dictator and pedophile and Iraq was fucked anyway. You guys are retarded if you think somehow things would have been different if we didn't invade. Nobody cares if the reason wasn't true our special forces and CIA have covered up shit way worse than that for the greater good against jihadist.
>Insert your boring fat american pictures because you guys can't face the reality.
Who wouldn't be obsessed with the worlds empire? The American hegemony ensures American culture permeates all others like a lubed up dick
Carter Foster
Why is the white American man so obsessed with watching white women take black cock? How about you explain that?
Jayden Brooks
Checked, Canadians aren't, we actually just go to the states for cheap gas, though our dollar sucks right now. But Canadians aren't impressed by you americucks.
Nolan Nguyen
>implying Then why does 75% of your entire population live within 100 miles from our borders?
Gabriel Sanders
Wouldn't Know So Since I'm black. Doesn't change the fact that you guys stay on our dicks.
Elijah Wright
>youtube stars wew, america, I can to some extent agree with the rest, but why add this?
Leo Nelson
Coincidence does not mean causation. We are major trading partners firstly, and these cities were built centuries ago, hard to relocate them.
Owen Allen
Because it's forbidden fruit and I will fight the race war with a rock hard cock
Jack Peterson
You're cool Estonia. I think you're one of the only Europeans I've seen here who actually enjoy their own culture first, and consume American made stuff as an afterthought. And even then you're appreciative of it. If the US gets overrun by mudslimes (which could be soon), you'd be one of the first Euro countries I'd try to live in.
Mason Jackson
Blah Blah Blah . All I heard "We Need America"
Jordan Foster
>American capitalists sell their way of life across the globe, destroying all culture that stood before it >wonder why now that the world is one giant country everyone lives by the values set by the capital (USA)
Make a guess.
Jordan Morris
Anyone remotely interested in real culture and not bubblegum pop and Fast and Furious knows that 'Murica is the plagiarism of cultures from across the world.
Your music, filmography, paintings are all influenced by other cultures. You're just loudmouth cunts that export it more.
And before you say, no. Slapping meat between two slices of bread is not cuisine.
Aiden Fisher
capitalism > socialism
gyrofags can't understand this concept.
America wins yet again
Alexander Carter
filthy frank is japanese
Jaxson Sanchez
>Nepal
chink or slime pick one you stupid mountain mole dwelling fuck
Isaac Bell
t-thank you, america. I'll say that we consume american (but also brit and scandinavian and some german) culture as far as movies and tv-shows go, though the music (depending on the genre) and stuff is leaning more to our own side.
Also, I don't know if we'll quite survive the current cuckening of the European people, but we won't go down fighting. I hope you don't either.
Justin Ramirez
>"American capitalists sell their way of life across the globe, destroying all culture that stood before it"
Lol. Stopped reading when your faggot as actually though capitalist was an insult. The cognitive dissonance of living in a capitalist society must really bruise your buttcheeks.
*Insert rationalization of " I have to function and survive in society so I can't just leave it"
Nathaniel Powell
Estonia is based
Evan Thomas
Sigh.... Looks like time to break out the pasta...
The burger prepares to post something clever. He slams his fat fingers into the keyboard, squinting at the letters because 50 chins block his FOV.
He begins furiously typing, the keys rattle with each press. But he cannot make any legible sense because thoughts of McDonald's, his sister's vagina and 9/11 nevar 4get) keep popping into his head. He manages to string a few nonsensical words together, he hits post. Suddenly, his heart begins to fill with pride at the American education system. They taught him to finish a sentence.
He stands up, knocking over a gallon of deit coke, and raises his hand to his man boobs. Soft trumpets play in the background as he whispers "Murica!" with teary eyes.
Tragically his heart gives way to such undue stress of standing up. He tumbles to the ground with a loud splat, struggling to breath. The life slowly leaves his beady eyes...
And this is the story of a proud, red white and blue Murican! Dog bless USA.
And BTW, do your fellow burgers endorse this kind of retardation? Might explain why y'all are voting for Trump.
Ethan Scott
>americans defending their shitty mudblood """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""culture""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" inb4 maple syrup inb4 furpuck inb4 queen elizabeth inb4 leaf
Wyatt Garcia
Massive exploitation of limited resources for personal profit is idiocy.
Communism dooms countries, capitalism will doom this entire planet.
Colton Perez
>Implying Nepal has any culture . top kek
Samuel Hill
Get high, sell gold Trudeau.
Luke Evans
They are voting for Trump because they don't want to be obliterated by subhumans. I'm jealous to be honest.
At this point in time, the fact that Trump is succeeding means the average American is far smarter than they get credit for.
Half of them have seen the game the kikes are playing, and are fighting back.
Benjamin Taylor
People lived just fine before industry and this globalisation crap, eternal anglo just HAD to ruin everything.
Jackson Reyes
Thankas, spiritual music, raagas, architecture, temples. Hell! Buddha was born here.
Real culture doesn't develop in 300 years, faggot. America's still too young.
Thomas Collins
Why are Americans so obsessed with Canada?
Jonathan Allen
the gook is wrong again.
time to pray to Buddha isn't it?
Angel Walker
>movies, shit jew propaganda >television, shit jew propaganda >music, shit jew propaganda >video games shit jew propaganda
I have a hard time identifying American, aka White, in America anymore.
Ayden Sullivan
>American capitalists sell their way of life across the globe, destroying all culture that stood before it >Your music, filmography, paintings are all influenced by other cultures. You're just loudmouth cunts that export it more.
Implying that your countries are just dumb zombies that btfo to America . top kek
Angel Martin
No one likes us or cares about us. give it a rest.
Juan Reed
>Skinny as fuck! >Weakling manlet >Using an iPhone
This is a real man's hand.
Camden Lewis
Your pop culture is everywhere. It's kind of impossible to get away from. Not complaining, I love 'Merican shit.
Now, why do so many Americans claim to be from our tiny country? Again, not complaining. It's adorable.
Bentley Diaz
>skinny hhaha have fun with diabetes
>real man big hands+chink = small penis
sorry pal
sweet braclet too, make that when you were making my clothes to?
Austin Garcia
>Implying that your countries are just dumb zombies that btfo to Murica. top kek
What did he mean by this, Sup Forums?
Asher Collins
go pick my tomatos, juan, you lazy beaner
Austin Rivera
This goyim is the only yank on this entire website that actually gets it. Be like him, Sup Forums.
Nolan Wright
the world is basically america why the fuck don't we just start the NWO
Owen Wright
Easy. 50 years of your television and movies being shoved down everyone's throats has led to people being very conscious of you as a country, often more so than their own country
Dylan Hall
>Diabetes Look at the muscle definition, faggot. I have more muscle in my hands than you do in your entire body
>Sweatshop meme Actually no. You'll notice that's a Logitech G15. And my 980Ti SLI rig costs more money than you'll see in your lifetime.
Hudson Wood
fuck off chav cunt, nobody cares about your shitty nigger country, go be relevant in 1800
Matthew Butler
Jealousy.
Jason Butler
>Filename related
Camden Jenkins
Working awfully hard to pop those veins out, friend. That or you have some serious arthritis making your fingers bow.
Next time you try to show off your "super manly" hands maybe you should lay them flat beside something instead of hovering 6 inches above your keyboard.
It's like a fucking females facebook picture. Full of lies and angles.
Colton Davis
>Cry about Evil Capitalism >Brags about his wealth accumulaion and devices made only possibe with capitalism.
Highest forms of retardation reached by Nepal faggot
Easton Ross
Pretend I'm not obsessed? Why would i pretend? I'd do anything to be American. The USA is the greatest country in the world with the most powerful military. Even the best eurocucks would be as poor as Mississipi or some shit like that if they were part of the USA. God bless America. I'm proud of living in the same day and age as the glorious America.
Jackson Bailey
Lol OP. Thinking this is true only shows how much you are biased by indoctrine. Get out of your shell, burger. Your freedom is fake, your lives are being controlled by oligarchs. And your culture is non-existend. You are all marionettes. Sad but true.
John Mitchell
>Everytime I see this flag
Joseph Ramirez
the world is tsundere for America
Jose White
because america is the best and everyone is jealous
Josiah Richardson
Awwww... Here you go. You can jerk off to it, if you like. What other pose would you like?
Nathan Sanders
I didn't "cry" about capitalism. I enjoy capitalism, I'm just pointing out the short-sightedness of it.
Dylan Lewis
Whassamatta burger? Can't handle the banter?
Logan Moore
If that's your hand and are supposed to be manly, why on earth are you wearing a cloth hipster bracelet?
Levi Torres
Not really. I perceive you as bunch of needlessly arrogant faggots. Your country is more of a meme here than anything. I'd rather have a beer with a leafbro.
Jaxson Walker
No, I just can't handle the shape of your sherpa flag, gaylay
Jeremiah Morris
>Why Is Every Country So Obsessed With America
Why is America so obsessed with seeking attention, affirmation, acknowledgement from other countries and and and and notice me! I'M AMERICA, look mom look what i'm doing, look!!!!!!!
Leo Walker
This post gave me autism.
Jacob Price
How's the sex trafficking going?
Benjamin Lee
>what is American lit
Andrew Cox
Hipsters plagiarized our culture. That's not a bracelet. That's a thread tied around my wrist, blessed from Changunarayan. Google it, it's a temple.
And every pretentious faggot saying "Namaste", that's our greeting!
>its a "nepal poster tries to act like tough shit and bantz other countries" thread Literally no one enjoys your bantz, not in this thread, and not in the thread you were in yesterday. The only thing that you will be remembered for is your Doritos flag, and certainly not your shitposting skills.
Caleb Lee
Jesus, so much salt! Maybe you should tone down on the Doritos a little.
And it's not my fault if you can't take a joke. Maybe you should just... www.reddit.com
Aiden Clark
no but it suggests it, like a fingerprint at a crime scene
Luis Ward
Based Eesti. What do you think of your brothers in (E)Binland?
Justin Thomas
End your life please. Throw yourself to the train tracks.
Anthony Watson
>I swear we're white, guys
Samuel James
Nepalese are god-tier troops and allies for 200 years, I just wish our country treated them better, they can all come to the UK as far as i'm concerned and kick the muslims out
Kevin Turner
You mean the literature with the language that Britain invented? Oh that literature!
Joseph Baker
No need. Just happy to have assisted in the proper sharing of hands. As such I will now share my happy little Brazilian handgun.
English is an abomination of Latin, Greek, French, Old Norse, German, and various forms of Gaelic.
Chase Brown
That Falkland war made me sad, bongbro. Don't do that again, would ya? Too much Gurkha blood spilled.
Levi Reed
>the burgers have enough energy to post this again fuck off no one likes america. Your accent is the most infuriating thing known to man
Austin Richardson
Love you too
Liam Peterson
Just sad, man. Truly.
I'm an atheist to some extent. Strongly against organized religion and that ferverous spreading of it. But I'm not idiotic enough to say there is no higher power. Infinite universes can mean anything is possible. Maybe we are nature's AI gone rogue.
I also don't go and shit on other people's party. I attend any religious ceremony that allows it and if your parents are happier that you tied a piece of string around your wrist, who am I to say no.
Yeah but I mean it in a sense that real American culture hasn't had enough time to take a real root yet. That's why you goyims are so insecure about your patriotism.
Parker Cook
>ID Jo0 lol
Alexander Lewis
Is my dog a Jew? He has a long nose and is greedy as fuck.
I also suspect he's a communist. Just sits around all day doing nothing. Has all his basic needs fulfilled.
Camden Thomas
Its pronounced Alu-min-um, Abu Hazib.
Brayden Smith
I-i'm sorry, flagbro, America may pay you no mind but you're certainly not forgotten in the UK and Commonwealth for your sacrifice :3
Kayden Rogers
>and and and and
Logan Torres
fuck you and your culture. what have you contributed to the society in the past 100 years besides being mountain niggers and having an old MUH CULTURE
Adrian Carter
...
Owen Murphy
fuck you and your culture. what have you contributed to the society in the past 100 years besides being nazis and having an old MUH MOTHERLAND
Dominic James
Shut up Germany, you're getting a bit too cocky for my liking
Landon Collins
Nothing sad here. I don't need your barely above average length hands to have a happy life.
Just looking to keep people honest.
Aaron Nguyen
Gurkha's are some scary cunts. Just about every story coming out of the middle east that involves those tiny little dudes always has an inordinately large body count. I do believe one of them beat some dudes to death with a tripod.
Colton Price
How can you Euros blame us for shoving our products at you, where you held ad gunpoint and forced to consume American media and products?
William Jackson
>I do believe one of them beat some dudes to death with a tripod.
That'd be
Adam Nelson
Don't bother. They claim to hate us but import american culture and media into their shitty countries while shouting about how much they hate us. I bet most people's favorite shows and movies are american and are wearing clothes made by american companies while posting on this american-founded website.
Juan Baker
That's what I get for not checking the thread first.
And it's fun knowing some guy who barely reaches my chest could bludgeon me to death with his bare hands,
Nolan Parker
>the world is obsessed with MERICA What is America? A miserable pile of Jewish lies. You may have had an identity in the past, but right now you're literally nothing but a huge meme seeping into reality through the TV screen, the big screen, the corrupted papers.
Literally no one knows about "America", everything the world gets to know about you is what the kikes feed them. Some epic Jewlord sitting on a desk tells the Hollywood Jewlings and the Web news Jewlings what new kind of bullshit should be shat out to the world, and that's the end of it.
That, or some Megazord Jew orders your army to bring democracy and freedom to Assfuckland #19, starting a full blown silent occupation.
And yet you think the world is obsessed with America. "America" doesn't exist anymore. You are literally prisoners in a cage made of memes by the hook nosed people, and the cherry on top is that this cage mocks your former shape.
You are already done you stupid cucks. This is the future you chose.
