Guys, honest question!

Guys, honest question!
My good friend just had a baby and she posted that picture on facebook.
What should I comment?

Question: How old are you?
Answer: Between 0 - 40

31

"Is it too late to abort this?"

In all seriousness, just congratulate them or something.

"It's name better be Rodney".

Good to see Tobey Maguire getting work.

"0-60 in record speed!"

john you are late for the pub.

"I think it wants you to start the reactor."

"Did you now what i see on the womb ?"

No respect at all.

newborns are always ugly. their heads get distorted coming out etc. This one will probably never be real cute but this is the worst it will look.

Why does it have to be clever? Say, "Your newborn child looks as though it has certain levels of retardation."

"He/she looks just like you!"
Babies look ugly as fuck, but the parents won't see it that way. A perfect insult/compliment combo.

Too ambiguous.

"He/she looks ugly as fuck!"

>He/she looks happy! What a big smile.
Had to use this one last month

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Correct me if im wrong, but doesnt that shirt thing say "Little Monster"?
There you have it.

alright thanks for the keks
here's a picture of the mom with her last baby

sauce?

"Cindy Bacon"

The Campaign (2012)

That explains it. It looks like a baby conceived through anal sex. She looks like she can't go 5 minutes without filling her colon with cock.

that's a fucking ugly baby
but truth hurts and you are going to look like an asshole for pointing out that they should drown that shit before it gets bigger

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Shit, I came here to post this.

Alternately, "that baby's gonna get no respect"

>Heh, baby does look like me. Damn.

Don't comment anything, but that needs to be a meme.
I'm sorry in advance.

"So, is the name gonna be Mario or Luigi?"

but its a girl guys..

Looks like a jew hatchling

who cares, you just pretend you don't know. also can you honestly tell it's a girl? I sure can't. all babies are ugly as fuck

Makes it even funnier:D

Mmmmm... bacon
>homer.jpg

_this_

LOL

So which one do you think is at fault?

Babby be all like "Hey lady, watch where you sticking those fingers!"

/thread

"Well, thats daddys little potato-nosed princess"

"Ohh I didn't know you and *insert father of the spawns name* were related. "

Moar of the mom? She's a milf.

lmao they do have the same nose

she only posts pictures of her babies. not sure why tho

That is a fucking ugly baby but the usual response is to tell them its beautiful and congratulations

"Cool Fleshlight!"

and here's a last picture of the mom

>its a girl
she could always be a nun
or
breathtaking

No wonder that baby looks retarded. It's parents are siblings

Oh my god its hideous

This so much. Made me laugh. /thread

Is the father Woody Harrelson?

Let's hope for SIDS.
That's an ugly ass baby.

He´s in my prayers don´t worry.

just press the like button and walk away man, that shit is rough to look at.

>dream catcher tattoo

well, at least she warns people ahead of time that she is stupid

what that fuck? that shit nigga

"Aww it's got your mouth. And to be sure we can check in a few years >=^}"

Jew baby

Because she's an attention seeking cunt who wants to show off what almost everyone else goes through. But because it's HER it's special. Why else?

because that's all that these facebook moms do

7/10
Would put it in the blender and cum in it's face.

This baby is jim norton

The baby has more talent.

Oy vey, your nipple look like sheckles

Breastfeed me through a sheet

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What a ugly fucking baby.

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>I'm telling you it's rough
>when my mother came into the room to take my picture she put the diaper on my head and kissed my ass

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"Could you lend me him for couple of nights"

Hello Benjamin Button.