I want to shoot my white cum all over a cute brown girl's face

I want to shoot my white cum all over a cute brown girl's face.

How do I get one?

Buy one

Brazil. Don't even have to speak the language, say "hi" and they drop their knickers.

be rich
acquire women

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Own one.

how do i acquire black girls in america to fuck that aren't ghetto trash?

go look for ones in the suburbs dipshit. derp
how can you expect anyone to fuck you when you ask stupid fucking questions retard

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leave the house

Buy one of course.

sell drugs

Yes yes, but after that. Anything that makes it easy to get black girls specifically?

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Visit Germany

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Well, OP. Black girls have a higher Melanin production in their skin due to evolution in a climate dominated by higher temperatures.
So, basically, she is just like everyone else, and if you treat her right you will have a shot with a black girl, just as you would with a white girl.
Quit being racist

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but they were limited edition. the portuguese won't sell me any more

There is something different culturally, wouldn't you agree?

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If you were born 90.000 years ago, or tomorrow, you would have an equal chance of becoming whatever was conditioned by your environment.
So, yes - if you are brought up as a Nazi or Gang Banger, it would have to be a cultural condition.

>met a at black girl weeb
>all kinda of anime shit in her room
>smoke a lil weed myself time to time
>she hangs out with me for reasons other then that, she'd just chill while I roll it up and light
>after like a month of hanging out with her and Getting high she hits the weed
>years later I've pumped more liters of cum in her black booty then I could have ever lost yanking it to porn

Just find someone open to shit and willing to try something. now she exclusively smokes with me and has toned down the weeb, but don't try changing the core of who somebody is. If I had forced shit it wouldn't have ended so well.

Basically just don't sperg out right away.

petite black girl works with me, loves white dudes, has white bf. she pulled me in bathroom at work two weeks ago and sucked the white off my dick. needless to say it was amazing cumming all over this bitches face

Don't be a broke ass and get a job, visit authentic cafes, restaurants and fast foods. Travel alot across big cities if you live in one, be it rail or sea. Most of the black girls don't have online potential, so you ought to go outside if you wanna meet one.

slit your wrist get pissed and go jump off a bridge

>all these white traitors
the jews have won so much they must be tired of winning

Me so edgy, me love me long time...

That must be the single most retarded comment in the history of Sup Forums...
What? Why? Do you even breathe?

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Give her your phone number.
She won't leave you alone after that.

Winning never gets old, loser.

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Really depends on the nigger, half niggers are good, quarter niggers are great. But I'd much rather fuck that asian chick.

Damn, that's a fine ass!

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Define brown
We talking bull stabers or poo in loos?Black is not brown you degenerate

Backpages

Post your gf or wife then if you're helping the white race
>Mfw you're hurting it even worse than race betrayers because you aren't even throwing your genes out there

That's a good way to lose your organs

Hennesy lots of hennesy

And laughter. If you can make them laugh consistently that's half the battle right there regardless of pigment count.

So i have to dress like an old fat black woman a la Tyler Perry?

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The other half of the battle is actually turning them on so unless they are into that shit, I think it goes without saying that's an idiotic idea.

Don't be mean :(

Swakopmund, Namibia. The nigger whores are totally in your face as soon as it is getting dark and will shout at you for sex when they see you 100m in the distance. plus its cheap

Why the fuck would i ever end up in or near Namibia? Also, i don't want AIDS

This is serious! Do you want a black girl or not!

>online potential

You mean not a lot of them are online, or the ones online are shit?

Mixed/light skinned black girls can be hot as FUGGGGGGG

damn straight. You get a part black, part hispanic girl with a little white mixed in, and you've got an indian chick without the sunken eyes or ashy-yellow toned skin

blasian chicks > any other combination

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>b-buh.. muh bbc... muh wite wymins! muh white bois..!1

them lips made for suckin'

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>not understanding white supremacist mythology

Look how that pussy is clinging to that dick.

Where do I find a woman who has a vagina that does this? I've only ever seen this in porn.

Get a bigger dick?

>he thinks it's the girl's fault

It's your need dick, it's not stretching the pussy

I'd rather shoot my cum all over a cute little brown boy's face.

lel that's fuckin milk

i lost my virginity to a black girl in high school....that was the most amazing time of my life (pic related)

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Thank you for your insight, we'd never have guessed without you.

You have a better chance of getting robbed in Brazil than having that ever happen

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My second wife decided I was what she was looking for because I could cook. Blueberry blintzes was the deciding dish. It beat out fancier entrees, which did impress her in their own way. When I had to do the Thanksgiving dinner because she had a conflict, she said *bitterly* after that it was the best she had ever eaten. Only I can get into trouble doing something right, eh?

She was also an Anglophile and knew her way around classical music. Both of us like Sun Ra. (Who?)

My point in posting is that you just need to do what you do to find the person of what ever skin color will want to the same with you.

[That's her high school photo: I met her decades later. I am old.]

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she's big, but not obese big. probably because of those damn udders. Nice, mate.

Congrats on the match, man. Solid advice, thanks. I'm looking up what the fuck blintzes are, however.

god she looks so annoying. i need to fuck her

oh her udders were the best part, fucking her from behind while trying to grab onto her titties bouncing everywhere..fuck gets me hard to think about it now

I looked up blueberry blintzes. I dislike most fruity baked goods like fruit pies, but those look fucking delicious.

Get some KFC, find one you like and then just wave it infornt of her! works 100% of the time.

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Pro tip: Buy quality blueberry pie filling and cut it with some water. I can't help on the quantity because I made the compote by feel for years. Obviously, too much water is going to run out. No dilution at all is stiff and sticky. Just a little.

made for anal

she's like a blacker myleene klass

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I'm an above average looking white guy and in my experience it is nearly impossible to get with a black girl. The ones that reject black culture are weird weebs that are nearly completely unfuckable. The ones that are actually hot are so culturally different that it's hard to actually connect with them, and then they know you're just out to fuck them because they're a novelty or fetish, and they don't like that.

be white, literate, and at least semi attractive

I'm also an above average looking white guy but my experience has been the literal opposite. A majority of the girls I've been with were average-hot black girls and none of them were neither weebs or into the stereotypical hoodrat ghetto trash culture. They all had more issues with race problems, which was the hardest part of them to actually connect with, but just agreeing with whatever they said about it usually made things pretty good

Huh. Well. Got any pics to share?

What is their pussy hair like? I always worry this will be the thing that would turn me off the most.

closer to white girl pussy hair than black person head hair if that's what you're worried about

Idk but I have a friend that was asked to have forceful sex with a black girl while being racist even possibly wearing a kkk like getup...he noped the fuck out of that because he imagined himself getting fucked over somehow.

I fucked a 300lb+ black bitch.

would not recommend.

Her tits look amazing

Yes. Interesting.

that happens when they're dry.
goddammit too many virgins on Sup Forums

Mfw im a mix of poos in loo and bull stabbers

You guys are retarded. I mean, I'm sure it happens easier with a bigger dick, but I've seen dicks in porn way more monstrous than that and the pussy didn't do that.