Ask a european 18 yo dude living in Japan anything

Ask a european 18 yo dude living in Japan anything

Why does Tokyo suck in comparison to Osaka?

No idea, I live in Yokohama, so near to Yokyo. Incredible city so idk what you are talking about KEK

Have you been to a soapland?

Where did you live in Europe? For how long have u been in Japan?

Barcelona, SPAIN. It's been 6 years now.

Where do you live?

Do you prefer living in Japan or Spain?

I really prefer Spian. In Barcelona the quality of life is very high. People there is far more open minded. Japan society is so sexist and my 18 yo japanese female friends all act like i they were 13 and that's so cringy. Also there's a lot of pressure when it comes to studies but I think like a western KEK so i don't give a fuck and I don't try tto be the first one on the charts like my friends. I don't know, living here is awesome I'm not going to lie, but the freedom I had in Spain was perfect and here there are a lot of things you can't do (strong culture)

How good are you speaking ching-chong?

why do you spend 24 hours a day to watch anime?

> lot of things you can't do (strong culture)

like what?

Nice pic of the Kilimandscharo

I don't like anime

How's the hygiene? I heard people only bathe once a week is it true?

Very good I think, I've been here 6 years so I understand and read everything but of course i have to improve my speaking skills and a little bit of pronunciation

Lies. They shower once every two days in general.

not true.

in the anime, they bathe literally everyday, at least once per day, 100% naked, especially womyyyn

>being this faggot

loudly fart in a crowded elevator

because Osaka is not a weaboo meme

People see you as a weird dude if you talk on the train or if you hug people. They are rude in a lot of situations where europeans or westerns are not.

when was Itomori hit by an asteroid?

fuck any squeaky tight Asian bitches?

Ok just curious, now next question, hows the living quality? Like living space or fresh air.

nope, I'm virgin and I want to stay virgin for life

Yeah becouse if I live in Japan I have to watch anime right? I love a lot of Japanese things but anime and hentai are not on that list. I satay with the western series and porn

already fucked a jap chick ?

do people get run over by trucks in japan?

日本語話せないなら今すぐ出ていけクズ

it only happens in hentai and a few anime

literally Getting T F Out.

/thread

This is not OP. Yes but just once I had 3 realtionships and 2 of them were with a Danish girl and the other was Canadian. I'm with the Canadian one now

you want to stay virgin, yet watch porn. ???

noone ever lost his virginity to porn

Ufff too soon man too soon

I'd like to see ugly Japanese girls.

They're the rarest kind of people on Earth.

Are you fucking retarded? That's literally the exact opposite of reality

Clearly OP is gay.

It's 5:50am in Japan, yet he's LARPing at full throttle.

This was not OP. I've been once with a Japanes girl, But I'm not really into it. As I said I prefer white chicks also living in Japan. But the japanes girl was nice so i didn't give a fuck

Sorry mom I'm going to bed is that OK?

>The freedom I had when I was 12
Fucking wannabe drunk spaniard googling pictures of Japan and wishing he was there...

how do they treat sexual relation with children/teens compared to elsewhere

Why are you such a fucking attention whore?

faggot. In 95 minutes you'll have to be at school, you retarded Spanishfag.

either they shout "MODS!!" or "yikes a pedo!".

Both ways you get partyvan'ed.

I go to Spain every year at least one month so I'm not talking about when I was 12

If he had the freedom he had back in Spain when he was 12 he'd stay up until 7am. No fucks given.

...

No. I start school in October

then at 7:15 breakfast
then at 7:30 goes to school
then at 8:00 surprise maths test

THIS

even more fake and more gay.

only Spanish school start in October.

In Japan school starts in April and ends in March.

>TLDR: Spanishfag LARPing

what do you not like about japan other than the fact everyone is partially blind

the fact that their defecated turds almost don't smell.

mine, instead, - due to paella and other shit - smell like shit, literally.

Spanish school strts at 12 September you retard. please use google to do something usefu. Japan school starts in April but i study in a Private Brittish School and the school decides when the course start as evert private school in Japan does. GTFO

How is the Enjo kōsai scene these days got any little friends ?

do you think pineapple is an acceptable pizza topping?

I'm a gayjin, not an ameritard

If you like it yes, if you don't then no.

I'm currently planning my solo vacation in Japan.

Will land in Osaka, have a tour of Ehime, then go all the way up Hokkaido, eventually back to Osaka to board a plane to get home.

Next trip will be 100% Okinawa.

Maybe then I could plan a 100% Tokyo one.

Cool

Really?

one

Dokimakura detected

the only squeaky thing here is the tatami.

the only tight thing here is the toilet.

Said the virgin guy