This comic is so PC it hurts. But don't worry about trigger warnings it's the white male that gets embarrassed...

This comic is so PC it hurts. But don't worry about trigger warnings it's the white male that gets embarrassed. I really doubt whatever stupid feminazi wrote this has ever even played D&D

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>A nigger, a Chink, a Mussy and the obviously degenerate white guy
This is why I cry sometimes in my sleep.

hey weird, it's that Muslim girl who appears in pictures of things that Muslim girls never do. I thought she was an urban legend the Japanese made up to scare their children

There's a FUCKING WHITE MALE!
They better have applied their privilege modifiers to all of their rolls.

This is some kind of meta fantasy

Where's the kid in a wheelchair and the tranny?

Why does D&D attract the worst kind of people.

This is just a well-drawn version of an ANCIENT DND meme about rolling 1s and 20s. /tg/ has like 5 different hilarious copypastas about it.

Settle yourself down, you're finding Social Justice where there is none.

Same as Sup Forums, folks just like to play pretend

>id tots fight inna racewar for whitey lelel watch me KEK

/tg/ here

Muslims do not play tabletop games.
They aren't even allowed to play Chess for fucks sake.
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So do you really think that WOMAN would be allowed to play something as fucking haram as D&D?
No.
Even if it wasn't haram, it'd take time away from her busy schedule of being forced to fuck her husband.

>a Muslim girl
>allowed to hang out with males without supervision

Pick one.

You're a fucking idiot

Nice to see a fellow elegan/TG/entleman on Sup Forums

i dont get this comic. the white guy yells out for violence and instead ot shows some gay shit? how is the white guy degenerate here.

I've never met a Negress who was even remotely interested in anything """""nerdy"""""".

I've met a lot of she-boons living in the States and I guarantee you all they care about is fucking the closest nigger dick they can get their filthy paws on. I read somewhere that upwards of at least 75% of black births are illegitimate.

Fucking incredible.

Canada pls

This comic is pointless, it is stupid and unfunny. A complete waste of time. Whoever drew that shit just wanted to rack as many PC points as possible by showing all races and religions and inter-species faggotry.

>a muslim playing DnD
Yeah. No. Less believable than the nigger girl DM playing DnD.

>a woman DM
>a BLACK woman DM

In all the campaigns I've ever played with all the people I've ever played with, there has ever only been 1 woman, and she was the DMs girlfriend who only played once.

D&D is as white as it gets, whoever made this comic probably never played anyway

Someone post the comics here, please. I am on my Vita and shit like Imgur sucks on it.

Stupider things have happened in D&D

The british population plays magic the gathering

this

and here i thought /tg/ was safe from this shit

Interesting enough I never see a Mexican in those comics...

>imgur.com/gallery/LIy1X
i had a DM do this to me once, although he was a fat nerd who loved the cock of the other fat nerd he made me fall in love with

As this is a PC comic, the mexican is probably a peaceful illegal immigrant donating money to support orphans.

absolutely disgusting. why are neckbeards and nerds always sexual perverts and deviants

Exactly. Muslims (and Christians technically) strictly prohibit practicing magic, and while DnD isn't actually magic, it does condone it. I doubt any DnD fan would give up the chance to do magic irl.

I'm almost 99%+ positive that this is a tumblrina fantasy comic version of a /tg/ copy pasta

I'm sure that's a Jew. Look at the nose.

DMs girlfriend? You're going to need to post a source.

Hispanics will soon become a majority in the US, and such, part of the opressors.
Trump attemps to turn the tide temporarily brought us into the PC crowd again, but it won't last, seeing how niggers hate us there, and niggers are the PC culture by default.

>describing the action before rolling the dice
I'm fucking triggered. I can't stand when people do this garbage. You just said he punched me in the face, so now because you rolled low his spiky gauntlet just magically bounces off of my face?

Everytime a friend convinced me to play DnD I always played the same character: a mageslayer fighter.

>The earliest predecessor of the game probably originated in India, before the 6th century AD; a minority of historians believe the game originated in China. From India, the game spread to Persia. When the Arabs conquered Persia, chess was taken up by the Muslim world and subsequently spread to Southern Europe.

vs your article


kek they cucked themselves out of chess

Note: Party wipes are the sign of a shitty GM.

Godspeed, Sir user.

It doesn't. Being nerdy is trendy now so SJW want really hard to infiltrate nerd culture and make it PC.

>Hispanics will soon become a majority in the US
not if i have anything to say about it

>playing D&D, Magic the Gathering or any similar nerd shit

Not entirely accurate. The word used in the OT is closer to a specific kind of magic.
The word used in the NT is pharmakeia -- a drug-related one. Both Galatians and Revelation criticise this kind.

There's even a Christian magician in Acts 8. He's never criticised for his (previous) use of magic.


We also have a history of Christian magicians. I'm friends with one.

It's not neckbeards. It's lolrandumb faggots who wouldn't know a good narrative if I beat them to death with a bookshelf.

Define Christian magician. I'm not trying to be critical, but from what i studied in religion class, the only prohibition that all branches of Christianity had in common was practicing magic.

I agree it's not a bad joke at all. You're all butthurt about the characters if this were an Outland strip or something you'd have laughed.

>nonwhites
>playing Dungeons & Dragons

In what fucking universe?

Except if you ever sit in on a DnD session, you'll know it would have been one gory fucking blood fest of imagination (usually).

This comic made me sick.
If people play DnD and think of this shit, then I really do want to become the next big serial killer.

There was a campaign I played years ago where I ended up being charmed by a harpy, which joined the party as an NPC. I had sex with it for months, to the disgust of everyone with all the bed-squeaks and squawking.

I didn't break the spell till she'd announced we had an egg together. I broke it off, and she swore to destroy me... becoming a recurring enemy. Because she was also a powerful spell-weaver. Because magic.

Also I got turned into a woman.

Fond memories of good times. It's like nobody is allowed to have a sense of humor anymore. Damn Jews ruined that too.

Mageslayer Barbarian here. Tempuspeed user.

>To be fair I married the groups Wizard
>Fan art of her... she has epic bust... was weak...

>This is why I cry sometimes in my sleep
youtube.com/watch?v=k6C8SX0mWP0

I'll be honest, I don't know a huge amount of it because I don't believe in magic as anything other than autosuggestion, so I don't ask him about it in general.

My friend, and people he knows, are involved in magic in many forms. He owns grimoires and shit like Lemegeton and the Grimoire Verum. He knows some who use seals of Solomon, and so on.

If you're interested: "Ritual Magic for Conservative Christians" by Brother A.D.A. (Thavma Publications: Columbus, Ohio)

There's a Mexican right there in the fucking center.

>Hispanics will soon become a majority in the U.S.
We're one election from deporting half of you outright. You'll be lucky if you shits don't get genocided.

>I doubt any DnD fan would give up the chance to do magic irl.

Quiet, Black Leaf. You're already dead.

Solomon's magic wasn't exactly godly... but it seems like a pretty cool hobby.

Niggers and mudslimes do not play table top

What's the most recent class you played /poltg/? I'm unironically playing a Druid and having a blast.

Gay marriage to an orc? Ive had an eviler DM. Here is a brief list of all the shit ive gone through with my life campaign Bard ALONE.

>Turned into the size of a mouse and had to avoid alley cats
>Eiliastraee Worshiper being captured and raped by Drow Priestesses... for an entire game session and a half...
(2 months in game time before I got rescued. Our DM had a unique concept of time in our sessions. We would skip ahead or things would happen in the course of a month.)
>...To be fair I ended up converting one of them with my Human Bard cock. Thank you Cha 20 Dex 16!
>We were reset to level 3 and were told we had to pick which levels we could keep, had to bribe my DM with real world money to allow me to keep my Dragon Disciple Wings on the excuse they were magically attuned to my physical form
>Got turned into orcs briefly in the middle of a dwarf kingdom
>Got turned into geese and thrown in the 9 Hells(Even our DM doesn't know how we didn't die. Epic rolls man)
>My character pissed off Talos so bad we had druids and rangers attack us at least once a session with demon allies
This plus the little shit... but damnit if it wasnt awesome.

>imgur.com/gallery/LIy1X
ROLLING A NATURAL 1 ON AN ABILITY CHECK IS NOT A CRIT FAIL. 1'S ARE ONLY A CRIT FAIL FOR ATTACKS! LEARN TO READ AND READ THE RULES YOU STUPID NIGGER DM.

Also is the Muslim girls brother off screen supervising her? He better be.

Ranger, recently got a castle, not sure what to do with it.

True, although the Bible has a lot of people in it who were pretty fallible. I like that the figures in it are human.

SJWs can't play D&D because it requires your imagination to actually enjoy.

It does have some pretty good stories; the book of Solomon is particularly interesting.

Half-Elf Fey Pact Warlock... Its the most protagonistic character ever. Best part is my party is full of edgeshits and I am the only guy who had a great childhood with loving parents and works hard and believes the best in people but will fight if necessary... basically all the heroic shit. While everyone is playing Lawful Good while claiming and thinking they are to be Chaotic Evil/Netrual tragic villians. Its fucking awesome. My character is the only one who acts his alignment(Netural Good) and pretty much carries the team through tactical use of cantrips, powers, and my few spells. I literally let these bastards soak damage and heal and when it gets time to do something important I use my Persuasion or Deception. My DM thinks its hilarious and the players all get buttmad.

If the asshole could spell "Shiny" right, this would be worth saving.

How about "Shiny and chrome!"

The lich summons an army of preferred gender pronoun ignoring skeletons.

>are ya winning, son
enjoy your 12th birthday, maybe make it a coed party, it's getting to be that time

Oh you are not alone. Maybe a /tg/ related thread on Sup Forums is in order. Cant'even mention the massive overreaction from Wizards for example. I'm just glad girls don't play Warhammer.

>Asian guy
>White guy (the doucebag, of course)
>Black chick
>Obligatory muslim chick

Wowie, way to tick those boxes!

Thanks! Want to join the party? Its on Reddit!

>tfw currently running a campaign where the PCs must defeat and evil dark race from the jungle

The rules in the PH are not set in stone, house rules are common and encouraged. Don't get your fucking nickers in a twist, cunt

>It's the white male that gets embarrassed
You're starting to sound like one of them.

> really doubt whatever stupid feminazi wrote this has ever even played
The gaming "culture" is overrun with feminazies.

/tg/ related stuff was one of the very first victims to the sjw plague.

Cause they're virgins. Cause they aint getting any real sex their imaginations run riot with the porn they look at

Forever DM here, currently DMing for a Rogue Trader group whose modus operandi can be described as "Gas the Heretics, Xenos war now".

Proud of 'em all as much as a mother can be proud of her spawn.

Doesnt the superhero universe that fat blond whale superhero exists in have its own tabletop game based on it?

>Forever DM here

I feel this pain. I've made it clear this is the last one I'm running though, one of those daft shits is gonna have to read the Dungeon Master's guide.

LMAO God why do Liberals think this is what the future will look like? 90% of progressivism is based on hopeful assumptions.

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Eeyup. This is it. Damnit those superheroes look low tier or is it just me?

>Forever DM here
>I feel this pain

I always thought it was the fun part.

>I really doubt whatever stupid feminazi wrote this has ever even played D&D

Maybe not. Or maybe this bullshit is exactly how they play. It's not a videogame, you can make shit up.

That said the forced diversity mural shit is so laughable. The scenario is too. So yeah it's made up.

Fuck table top gamers. Their stentch will never leave my nostrils.

Two options:
>training course for training adventurers
Or
>huge deathtrap
Depending on your characters level when they make it, one will be virtually identical to the other

Please find me one single hijab-wearing Muslim girl on the face of the planet that plays Dungeons and Dragons.

I've been to gaming clubs at my college, here's some info on the demographics.
95% white when its board or card games.
55% black and 40% white when it's video games.
Only Asian is a janitor that is very likable.
Latinos never show up.
Only muzzies to show up were when they were looking for someone the wrote negative thoughts on a blank canvas where you shared your thoughts on Islam at the "diversity" office.

It's fun for awhile but when you have to do it 5 times in a row it gets a little grating.

>D&D
Literally the biggest magnet for fatfuck, hideous, betavirgin cucks on the face of this Earth. All the fucking losers that have ever played this game need to be fucking gassed. Disgusting.

> I guess that means that after adjusting for your white cis male privilege bonus you take a critical hit!

Eastern European player here.
I played Star Wars D6 in 90s with a team of guys from local ghetto, with school restrictions and with some minor drug use
Lately I stumbled on /tg/ and star wars threads.
If you want to hear some stories
>we always played dark side characters eventually
>my co-players regularly raped and butchered npcs(especially female ones but not only) and each other in the game
>my GM devised special rules for raping a woman using force, after one of the players regularly fingered vaginally and anally female npcs
>after getting position of a Moff one of the players awarded female officers with ships if they let him fuck them.
>said Moff got the position in exchange for being buttfucked by Emperor's Sith Lord or something
>I mostly played 2 meter lizard bounty hunters
>One of the most memorable games was when we scavenged battle fields after Rebel-Imperial battles and sold the equipment and survivors(locked in destroyed ships with some air) for slaves, we stumbled on small repair ship operated by a family crew and hunted them throughout the galaxy
>final moments of the repair ship crew was them begging for life and me throwing each family member out of the air lock, laughingly stating "Embrace the cold feel of the Void".
>the father of the family just stated that "I am just a welder, what have I done to you"
>we attended a market fair on one planet where out of spite towards local population which didn't want to cooperate with us in finding somebody I prepared a truck sized barrel of drinks and candy for them to enjoy, the barrel was filled with thermal detonators and other explosives as well which I detonated when the local people gathered to celebrate their good luck
>we forcefully burned captured wookies and then forced them to parade on the streets in shame hooking them up on life support

I lately realized that our style of play was so much fun, but I probably won't find a similar group in the west now that I have emigrated.

/tg/ here, stop being such a fucking normie faggot

>Lmao you rolled a 1 now something whacky and random happens

FIRST THE JEWS
THEN THE MUSLIMS
THEN THE NIGGERS
THEN THESE FUCKERS

I don't get it. Why do they play D&D and why is the Map so angry?

>liberals defend Islam despite knowing absolutely nothing about it
>these same liberals accuse you of ignorance when you tell them that Islam is incompatible with Western culture

Just fucking burn it all down.

I see your accidental hand job and raise you fun with chacter conercts for edgy vamipres that involves mutating living flesh and making fun of sjws.

>stop liking what I don't like
Brilliant.

it's fun actually

if only you had friends to try it when you were younger ...

is it haram to drink alchol in a RPG ?

>and Christians technically
Not technically.

>Tfw the only two groups I've played with were either total noobs or min-maxxing die-hards.
>Just wanna be a kind orc-cleric smashin things man.