Tell/show me the funniest thing you can think of. Jokes, pics, anything. I'm high as shit and have nothing to do

Tell/show me the funniest thing you can think of. Jokes, pics, anything. I'm high as shit and have nothing to do

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A baby seal walks into a club...

lawl

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What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?
One's a sick duck, and I forget the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch. The bartender says "you can't order those here, you gotta go over there and stand in line" the guy walks over to where the bartender pointed and looks around but there's no punch line.

Time to die

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What does R.I.P stand for on Maddie McCanns grave.
Robbed In Portugal.

KNOCK, KNOCK

Who's there?

what's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

> I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
-Barney Stinson

Pavlov, just checking.

7/10 never heard that one before and pretty creative

I like a escalator because a escalator can't really fuck up.
It just becomes stairs.
You'll never see a sign that says "escalator temporarily out of order", it's just "escalator temporarily....stairs".
"Sorry for the convenience."