This walks up to you

This walks up to you
What do you do?

Hug it.

Fuck it while i hug ejaculate the top half

depends how big it is

It's still got a pussy

You could do that with a Barbie doll and a dildo

Feel sad since he is missing his friends.

...

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Run the fuck away

Remember I just dropped a lot of acid

that is incredibly stupid. But also fucking awesome. I'd have sex with whatever you wanna call it

introduce it to every single person i know. as my fiance.

You know that from experience, huh?

fuck it right in the dick hole

This would make a great album cover

but youd still be facing it

Try my best to wake up.

hehe

I'd fuck it doggy style and pretend my dick is massive.

>being this new

>Fuck the peehole

>taking the b8

Probably kill myself, fuck this gay Earth.

bury the dick part in sand and tap dat ass

turn 180 and walk towards

...

berry it so deep in my ass whoever pulled it out would be crowned king of england

Ask it how it had such a huge circumcision.