Hi, we're giving out free condoms to everyone in the dorm to promote safe sex. How many do you need?

>Hi, we're giving out free condoms to everyone in the dorm to promote safe sex. How many do you need?

None, raw or nothing.

>i-i-i'm g-good thanks, uh, stacy

All, I'm gonna make some boss ass condom water balloons.

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Depends how much your ass can take, Katie.

I dunno, how many times are we gunna fuck tonight?

HEY!
GOOD GOD!
GIMME THE WHOLE BOWL!
WATCHOUT NOW!

"Sorry, I only like 9 inches and up. That's why I only date bbcs."

can i have 1 extra small please, ill use it if im lucky!

I don't know, let's see how many we need.
>Unzips pants.

>And gimme an elastic band too, please.

promote safe sex? with more sex? THIS is christian establishment om be gone demon off with you

I'll never need one.

none

>modern colleges.
> christian.

Degenerate whore

>I'm good, I'm married and I'm not about that safe sex amateur shit. I blow my load balls deep, like God intended.

Why are you afraid of sex?

what a prude.

Zero, thank you.

I am the devil, and I came to do the devil's work.

"How many can I have?"
"As much as you need" :)
>takes the whole bowl and bolts down the hall

makes me want to go out and buy rubbers right now!

I'm just undesirable.

How?

Underage b& detected

Are those condoms flavored?

One please. I haven't jerked off with a condom for years.

Why don't you find out big boy ;)

Trish found a gold pen in the wash

No, just colorful to mask how cheap they are and the fact that they will fall apart in seconds

I'm gettin too old for this shit

I have a fidget spinner in my left hand
I'm listening to "Meme till your dead" unironically
I'm a redditor
I'm beyond beta, I'm fucking zeta
I piss sitting down
My teeth look brittish
I'm antisocial
I'm an asshole
My farts could kill a small rabbit
Windows 8.1 Masterrace
NP++ Masterrace
Python 3 Masterrace
Depression
Anxiety
Just generally a wreck
Lisp
Lazy as fuck

Need I continue?

>Windows 8.1 Masterrace
jesus christ, there really is no fuckin hope for u

Hold it right there those belong to the United Stea-- United States of America and I will share them with my best friends in the world L'anoi Arnold and Master Code Breaker, Jonathan Kington.

As long as you aren't ugly, you'll be okay.

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Just give me a couple

None, I can't use those small condoms.

Use a condom? I'd rather masturbate. Those things ruined my first sexual experience. First time I went raw was like a blind person seeing for the first time.

1. I'm ugly.
2. If a girl only likes me for my looks, she means nothing, I want someone who actually cares about me.

I fucking love this site sometimes.

Do you have any magnum ones?

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This thread is 25% propaganda, 25% degenerates, 30% shitposts, and 100% bait

>implying

Find the guy infested with STDs.

If u want pics user just ask

timestamp it faggot

come on in
>lets find out

I'll take three because I actually think something will change even though I'll probably stay a lonely virgin with no nerve or confidence forever.

found the virgin who thinks respectable women have stds.

False
You need to have sex in order to get STDs

Different user btw, 7 but use magnums because regulars are very tight, it's a boner kill.
I'll need some material btw, I'm a grower

why are you afraid of sex?

>Using condoms

For real though, if they are anything like the free condoms my college gave out they sucked ass. They were thick as fuck, overly tight (and that's with a 5.5" dick), and they seriously were coated with what might as well have been anti-lube.

Durex or Trojan super thin condoms are the only way to go if you have to use them. Get a clean and loyal girlfriend on the pill and just go raw if you can.

I'd take 3 and then not use them because I don't trust condoms I didn't buy myself. I wouldn't tell her this, because she would interpret it as me not trusting her.

Yeah magnums are mostly for width

>mfw dated a couple religious womyn who would never abort and didn't use the pill

this. 6.25 and had to have magnums
>muh girth

NP++
...But that's just accurate, though?

Not really afraid of sex besides maybe not being able to preform well enough. It's getting to sex that I can't do well.

if I was young again I'd get snipped and use condoms for disease

no mistakes that way

none thanks
i've got a full night of dank memes on Sup Forums planned

Get one of these.
No more being lonely.

>that filename

A few is fine for now.

I don't know why, but people hate NP++

I can relate to having anxiety & depression, antisocial, pissing sitting down, being really beta, being lazy as fuck, and being an asshole but I'd add political opinion to that as well as I'm a socialist and thats not very popular

Personally, all sides are idiots and should shut up, and that's not popular either.

There once was a guy named Dave,
Who dug up a whore from a grave.
She was moldy and shitty,
And only had one titty
But look at the money he saved!

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>My black boyfriend needs puts it in my ass. He needs it for my boipuss

Fuck off degenerate. Goddamn you're making my fist ache. I fucking HATE slut pigs. Disgusting.

Y-you too

"I need the large magnums, these wont do"

>Durex

Condoms are for pussies and faggots, ma'am.

All these replies and no one thinks to ask if they have more pictures of the girl, aside from this one from a local newspaper story from nine years ago.

All of them.

>having an issue with PROTECTED sex.
Why are you so prude? It's not healthy.

>safe sex

LOL

Enjoy dying of AIDS before you finish paying for your bastard spawn you kike shilling faggot

wew thank god I dont use Lisp

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