guys I made a bit of a mess
what do I do?
Guys I made a bit of a mess
Clean it
Don't be lazy, grab a mop and clean it up.
what is it piss
Stick your plug up your butt and lick it up like a good little sissy bitch.
that is jizz my friend
all of it?
Woah how do you even jizz that much and that far??
Stop being a nigger
I'm actually kind of impressed. Well done user
Lick it up.
thanks
yes.
lick it up
thats gross af
fine faggit, show us your dolls then or whatever else you collect
Yeah, which is why you will do it, faggot.
Does the floor still look wet 2 years later?
what?
>plywood floor
man, you know less about wood than i do
This is what happens when you save cum for weeks and jerk off for an hour and let it all explode. op has ascended past us in the fapping tiers.
an ascended jizzer
>underrated comment
Ever hit the ceiling laying in bed?
ive always had very high ceilings, so thankfully no because i dont want to clean jizz off the ceiling
thanx an0n!!
thats a lot of nut
How old?
older than 25 younger than 40
just clean up your mess
why do you ask anyway?
Just wondering
Break a few eggs on the floor and let it sit for a week. Homunculus army. Take over Texas.
well I'm already in Texas so that is half the battle
film it next time and post!
ive filmed many cumshots already if thats what you are after
bump
Stop posting webms. I'm on an iPad.
gifs are so shitty though
>watching furry porn
>urge to cum on tge floor
>get cramps in leg a second before i cum
>need to stand up and walk around
>FORGOT ABOUT CUMMM
>walk around room like a crab and cum while.
>best cum
that sounds like an awful experience, glad mine was just standing in one place
BEEST CUMMMM
holy shit dude you jizz like a horse
if only I was hung like one
>a bit of a mess
understatement
It's drops that fall down not a splurt going horizontal. That must be a leak you had while walking
if you say so jizz detective
If dubs you lick it and webm it