Guys I made a bit of a mess

guys I made a bit of a mess
what do I do?

Clean it

Don't be lazy, grab a mop and clean it up.

what is it piss

Stick your plug up your butt and lick it up like a good little sissy bitch.

that is jizz my friend

all of it?

Woah how do you even jizz that much and that far??

Stop being a nigger

I'm actually kind of impressed. Well done user

Lick it up.

thanks

yes.

lick it up

thats gross af

fine faggit, show us your dolls then or whatever else you collect

Yeah, which is why you will do it, faggot.

Does the floor still look wet 2 years later?

what?

>plywood floor

man, you know less about wood than i do

This is what happens when you save cum for weeks and jerk off for an hour and let it all explode. op has ascended past us in the fapping tiers.

an ascended jizzer

>underrated comment

Ever hit the ceiling laying in bed?

ive always had very high ceilings, so thankfully no because i dont want to clean jizz off the ceiling

thanx an0n!!

thats a lot of nut

How old?

older than 25 younger than 40

just clean up your mess

why do you ask anyway?

Just wondering

Break a few eggs on the floor and let it sit for a week. Homunculus army. Take over Texas.

well I'm already in Texas so that is half the battle

film it next time and post!

ive filmed many cumshots already if thats what you are after

bump

Stop posting webms. I'm on an iPad.

gifs are so shitty though

>watching furry porn
>urge to cum on tge floor
>get cramps in leg a second before i cum
>need to stand up and walk around
>FORGOT ABOUT CUMMM
>walk around room like a crab and cum while.
>best cum

that sounds like an awful experience, glad mine was just standing in one place

BEEST CUMMMM

holy shit dude you jizz like a horse

if only I was hung like one

>a bit of a mess
understatement

It's drops that fall down not a splurt going horizontal. That must be a leak you had while walking

if you say so jizz detective

If dubs you lick it and webm it