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chloe edition

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Niklas Hagman-edition

finland is fucking GAY

What do you think guys.

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Coming to PS4 and PC.
Finally a hockey game on PC.

>Bandwagon fan

Fucking disgusting

Continuing from last thread - post your NHL collection (jerseys, gear, cards, whatever).

>McDavid and Eberle home jerseys
>signed and framed Gretzky Oilers jersey
>signed and framed McDavid picture
>signed and framed picture of Gretzky playing his last game in Edmonton

I remember last time you posted about this. you're an even bigger fag now

I have a signed hockey card of Kari Haakana.
and a selänne one i guess.

At least he's a hockey fan.

DA KING IN DA NORF.

>Fucking disgusting

she has fallen far

This is the first time I've been on /hoc/ for a while

Looks janky as fuck.

"[...]and on the second year of the truce [ceasefire], the situation was so calm that the Danaoi [Greeks, Hellenes] right outside of the camps they would freeze the ponds and doing that, they would play King Erysichton's game, the one that Athena taught him to thank him for establishing the Panathinea festivities. Two groups of men, of equal numbers, would take wooden sticks and try to slide a small piece of bone across to the opposing group's territory, yelling and not rarely scrambling, as if to remind themselves that they were still at war[...]"

-Homer's Iliad, Rhapsody III, 14-20

Thats not what I asked.

>signed crosby jersey
>signed ovechkin pennant
>signed carey price picture
>signed lemieux puck
>signed dupuis puck
>mike green caps jersey
>lemieux jersey
>jordan staal pens jersey
>way too much AHL shit that no one else cares about
>bunch of other random shit

that's Homer dude, it's undeniable, you just can't deny it.

Wow Chloe looks like THAT????

Own
>Giroux Winter Classic '14
>Datsyuk Winter Classic '13
>Thornton Home '12
>Landeskog Alternative '16
>Koivu Alternative '16
>Gagne Away '09
>Briere Home '13
>Pretty sure I have an old Pronger as well

>also have a blank Sharks Alt, a blank Ducks home, as well as all the other Mighty Ducks jerseys, and some other random ones.

Want
>Blue Jackets Atkinson Alternative (love that classic look)
>2010 team Germany IIHF

Thats fine and all, but did homer play in the NHL?

Im not even memeing greece, im just to lazy to google.

I only have a Colorado Avalanche home jersey.

Feels bad man

>falling for the merchandise meme

wew

I have a kids Patrick Roy jersey too signed by Denis Bonvie kek

Literally filling Gary buttmans pockets.

You know it's a meme sport in Germany when the national team's home kit is black-red-gold instead of black and white.

>home kit

>implying I know ice skating terminology
>in a foreign language even

yeah, no

so every sport but football is a meme sport?

>"in a foreign language"
>speaks proper english

Sounds like excuses. Don't you have a divegrass thread to post in?

Don't they like handball too?

>but did homer play in the NHL?
>but did homer play in the NHL?
>but did homer play in the NHL?
>but did homer play in the NHL?
>but did homer play in the NHL?
>but did homer play in the NHL?

if you don't rep eisbaeren then fuck off

>speaks proper english
Not really, but I'll just take the compliment.

Handball, horse riding and some wintersports usually use black and white afaik.

handball is a meme sport as only the people who live inside pic related highlighted area rates handball

Löwen fds

youtube.com/watch?v=EKJlI4ZODlI

This goal is so kek also top

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I only ever went to a DEG game. If I ever get into icehockey my loyalty will be their's.

>Saros not the one at the bottom

>best defender in finnish history is a fennoswede
hmm

fixed

nice

>Fucktons of pucks from various NHL/CHL teams
>Signed Julien Gauthier jersey
>2014 Memorial Cup patch worn by Nicolas Aube-Kubel
>Gretzky hockey card
>Some NHL coffee cups

>val dor fan

Pipe down pierre

Who cares? Oh that's right, swedes who still live in the past and can't let it go.

Gretzky dubs confirm

thanks for the guaranteed reply

Here's another one

Much obliged

Wait who are you talking about?
Reijo Ruotsalainen?

prove me wrong

>his parents didn't name him Pakko Ruotsalainen
missed opportunity for a lifetime of banter

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holy shit turn on espn. I just turned it on and its college apehoop and there's an albino player on one of the teams

tampa people are at the caps/preds game and preds have sent agm to a bolts game in the past wonder if theres a trade in the future

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most accurate

Winner.

Johnson maybe? Seems like it would be bigger than an UFA if they've been scouting each other that often. Though the Preds are looking to go 4+4 in expansion so it makes most fun trades seem unlikely.

Alright lads I am back from doing my part in saving the environment and ready to shitpost.
Pretty terrible OP, figures a leaf would be some faggot that browses Sup Forums.

>rags

Pittsburgh here. It's definitely going to be fucking cold enough for the outdoor game tonight.

Kind mememinder --> &

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What a thot...

Signed puck by Gretzky
Signed jersey by Robitaille
Bunch of different Kings player jerseys

QUICK IS IN NET
GET
FUCKING
HYPED

Are you angry about them losing tonight?

Ducks @ Kings fresh bread
Ducks @ Kings fresh bread

just getting worried that I won't be able to watch the game

Gretzky's foreskin
Heatly's steering wheel
A New York Rangers Kippah
One of Brent Burns' missing teeth
A sock that I am 99% sure contains Ovechkin's semen
Medical records that prove Sidney Crosby got ass implants
A vial of tears from a Finnish fan

Those are the most notable hockey possessions in my collection.

I'm holding my thumbs for you :)

I don't know what that means

It's swedish for crossing fingers :)

>Sidney Crosby ass implants

100% natural Thiccness

Not always the best thing.

oh thanks buddy. it mostly depends on how quick I can get away from family dinner since my grandma died yesterday

hokkei stops for no deaths

>calder trophy
>valuable

Pick one

Trophies that are decided by some voters are trash.

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Oh, that was you. I'm sorry for your loss. But hey, family is more important than a game, even an outdoor one.

With that said, nice Gonchar-repeating digits

>tfw no brain-doping

you can't just stream it from the NBC app?

Very good post!

>live in Saskatchewan
>literally nothing to do but git gud at hokkei
Sounds comfy, desu baka senpai.

thanks, nice zetterberg dubs

but that would be rude user

>Quick starting

NHL on suicide watch

Norway should have been an empty box

Only if it's literally during the eating. If it's that small talk phase you'll be fine.

Sweden are at 8.2 now
>beating Minnesota

Thanks

2016-2010 calder trophy winners:
>Artemi Panarin
>Aaron Ekblad
>Nathan Mckinnon
>Jonathan Huberdeau
>Gabriel Landeskog
>Jeff Skinner
>Tyler Myers

Wow, total lusers.

No, it should have been Olli Jokinen

Why is the entire team having mumps a thing?

Why is this allowed?

>Queerbec not even producing talent at the same rate as Minnesota

C'mon son. That's embarrassing desu. I can forgive Alaska because the sample size is so small, but being behind any other US state is truly the shame of a nation.

>two Colorado players
Makes me think

I have a set of cards from my first kings game given away at the forum in the 90's

>but the kings had no fans before 2012

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thebeaverton.com/2017/02/canucks-fire-team-doctor-jenny-mccarthy-5-players-contract-mumps/

>McCarthy, who apparently has no medical degree, said that she was disappointed that the team was letting her go, but said she had done her job since none of the players contracted autism.

Hmm...

wtf?

>wayne gretzky
>dave taylor
>rob blake

Who are these faggots that I've never heard of?

Would you let her give you a rectal exam?

go back to /r/eddit

If it means taking a look at my rectum, then no

Quebec is the shame of the nation for many reasons, that included. French Canadians should be killed.