Literally on the shitter now. Can't shit. Is too large. Won't go back in, won't come out. Help. Pic unrelated

Literally on the shitter now. Can't shit. Is too large. Won't go back in, won't come out. Help. Pic unrelated.

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>Literally on the shitter now. Can't shit. Is too large. Won't go back in, won't come out.

what you need is a hot fudge enema with a fire hose. clean that shit right out.

pic related

Poop is in hole currently.

sit in a hot bath, it will lossen ur ass seriously i did that once the downside is you shit in the tub n gotta clean it out lmao

First I'm going to need sauce on that

Fly on scrotom also?

Niggerlips.

At a friend's house. Can't. I have qtips should I break it up?

>Fly on scrotom also?

yes, you have excellent observational skills.

noooo those will get stuck in thee too lmao dude just PPUUUUUSSSHHH

Will rip asshole?

This is a literal food baby. I am afraid.

>Poop is in hole currently.

You need to stretch it with exercise and pork rectums

no you people piss kidney stones and their urethra is fine. your ass can stretch for a second for a huge turd

maybe ,but what other option do u have?

okay fucker here's what you're gonna do, for i have been in your situation at some point in my life as well
first
grab your balls, and tell to yourself that they're hanging there because youre a man
now, hug your legs against your chest, like fucking squating
get some fucking soap and get your ass and shit as soapy as fucking possible
push motherfucker, push until that shit is out

You'll get black rings around your vision as you're straining, it'll hurt... possibly bleed, but it'll be the best feeling in the world once it's in the toilet, and then you can snap a picture of your champion turd log and share it with the world.

post pic op

this, the blood and pressure will go to your head as you push and youre gonna have to try the fucking hardest to not to passout, it will cloud your vision.

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sauce?

Press right below your tailbone to assist your poop in exiting.

Not a joke, actually do this.

I personally would poke at it with my finger till pieces broke off then people eve by piece get it out. Then wash hands for ten minutes.

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Try rocking back and fourth

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Here. Thanks to
For giving me courage. Takashurin

Just like break it in half with your hand and then try to have a shower soon. You can pass out from straining

imagine you passed out and your friend walked in the half a log hanging out ur ass on the floor

Op here. I actually lost control of my bladder. But no rings around my vision. It looks around 2.5" diameter.

this. it's called "manual disempaction". google it.

Congratulations OP, its a wholesome shit!

best i've been able to do so far is it's "Lily Jordan Dadcrush - Daddy Please! Dont Get Me Pregnant " trying to confirm this nao.

ur gonna die

Someone should Photoshop into a happy mother's arms.

Came here to say this. If you're afraid of touching poop you had better not have children.

Well you wouldn't want your hands to smell like shit would ya

Wrap your hand in toilet paper. Pull it out my dude

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Um, I was agreeing with the concept of dig and wash. Sheesh.

Oh my mistake I though you were a dirty boy

Congrats OP. You're a size queen now.

cumfirmed it is that one

Use a metal snake that you use to clean out a sink and use it in your anus.

Drano isn't a bad bet either if the tube is really blocked.

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my dubs never lie my friends

Breath in deep, tighten abs, crunch forward and power shit it.

welp

I'll be ballsy

Anyone got sauce on this ?

post picture of it when you can..

I shit out a giant turd 2 days ago while I was painting the exterior of this guys house. He was leaving for a while and said "I'm going out for a while do you need anything?" I told him I had to shit. He told me if I went to use his bathroom to make sure I don't use too much toilet paper because his pipes clog very easily. My dumb as shits out a monster turd so big there was blood on the toilet paper when I wiped. Plan A was to wrap it in a plaatic bag and carry it outside to the trash. I decided against it becuase I didn't want my workers thinking I was stealing from the client or that I was literally carrying shit out of the house. So I went ahead and flushed it. Longer story long, the guy had to call a plumber and snake his whole system. You could shit a water melon if you had to. Your sphincter muscule will shape it into a tube size that will hurt like hell but it wont kill you.

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nurse here.
Bring your knees up to your chin and gently push. It'll come out like butter.

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It's like entire population doesn't know what "turd" means. It means fucking tiny. Holy fuck.

pretend your shitting into Taylor swifts mouth..