ITT: unusual sexual experiences and ideas

ITT: unusual sexual experiences and ideas

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pics or text - idc

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gotta clean the pipes somehow

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I fucked myself with a flat, plastic comb before.

How bad did it hurt?

used the variable transformer and copper wirtes of a model railway several times...

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real thing to try

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Fucked myself with corn on the cob and then threw it away in the garbage. My dad found it and wondered why there was an uneaten corn cob in the garbage. He pulled it out and found that it had lotion and shit on it. He looked at my sister and she then revealed that she had seen the tapes I had where I tried to fuck myself with hotdogs and they confronted me about being gay. I didn't know what to do so I went up to my room and didn't eat any more.

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XD

inb4 reported, I'm behind seven proxies

>Be 13 circa 2011
>Read up on buttstuff
>Start the adventure of putting things up my ass
>Start off with my pencil, y'know, the one I use to write my notes and do my homework with
>Move up to toothbrush, the one I use to brush my teeth with. Poop all over the handle, dude. I just rinsed it off and used the brush like always
>My deodorant came in a cylindrical can, yup, you guesses it, up my ass. Started to bleed so I stopped for a few days.
>After some time, start again. Go pro, get my plunger and stick it up my ass. Becomes my favourite. Used it anytime I felt horny.
And that's how I got my now prolapsed anus at the age of 19. Everytime I shower, I play with my butthole and try to stretch it.

what that supposed to do OP?

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my crush used to take me to highschool every now and then. old moto guzzi, heavily vibrating. sat there w plugs sometimes, crush never knew

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MODS MODS MODS

Well now I need to look up Veronica Chaos

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are you still alive?

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Sauce?

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what was the diameter that wrecked your ass?

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MOAR!!!!!

> job interview on skype
> gf crawls under table
> getting bj while interview
> no suspicions

I don't think I measured it, being horny and all. I'll check back when I get home.

i'm really fucking creeped out now thanks user

faggot

Actually felt amazing.
Granted I was horny as hell.

nigga

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fuck off you faggot, liking photoshopped shit

Girlfriend really likes the thought of a large dog dick fucking her. She enjoys the thought of it being stuck up in her stretched pussy

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>Girlfriend really likes the thought of a large dog dick fucking her.

You guys would really like this movie.

imdb.com/title/tt0492492/

fuck you faggot

burn like a motherfucker

Yeah you do

She probably would. She's never done it but the thought gets her wet like nothing else

my wife likes being fisted involving a vic/lube mix on my hand

>letmeplayyouthesongofmypeople.webm

smh

My straight gf wants to be dominated by a bimbo lesbian with a strapon

Put a plunger handle lubed with lysol spay in my bum when I was maybe 13-14.

Thought I was going to die. I was on the floor crying in pain.

Never again.

so? next steps?

Did she say no homo? Otherwise it doesn't count

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She did not

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I always hear stories about stuff like this and wonder how you people are so naturally bad at covering your tracks. I grew up getting fucked by my older brothers and had a full blown bdsm collection of toys hidden around by the time I was 15, and I would have never put something covered in lube or cum in the trash thinking it'd just disappear.

Faggot

why would you create a webm like this without sound?!

F

My ex loved putting strange things inside... I loved it too xD

So he can post it on Sup Forums

this is what I imagine the editor of bon appetit does most of their week

wow, nice, moar?

What a lovely cunt!

would eat for hours!

bump

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It's a little loooose...

looks perfect to me...

Maybe you'll like that too

...and this

Are you me?
Have a deodorant can that's shaped perfectly like a dildo so use that any time I'm up for it. The ol cucumber does the trick too.

microdick lul, so uh how does he piss?

"who pissed on the toilet seat again!?"

interesting... but I prefer my hand over flowers

faggot

omg are you a vase?

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Here... Have a cookie :-P

>Sup Forums's first time with a woman

Flowers are awesome :)

I think his cock is split and then he had a piercing put in. He doesnt piss through the head anymore.

that tat needs ink - for colors - already finished it?

really nice anatomy, like!

he is braum with his poro

That's just wrong